


Okay, maybe some explanation is in order…
First photo: Posted on twitter.com/danawhiteufc, this is the aftermath of a fender-bender that Dana was involved in on the west side of Las Vegas on Wednesday morning. As he explained to CageWriter, he was switching lanes in his Ferrari when traffic came to an abrupt stop near Charleston and Hualapai. He denies that he was video blogging at the time, and was just trying to get to the Red Rock Casino, Resort & Spa, where the UFC/WEC Fighter Summit was taking place.
Second photo: Also, from Dana’s twitter, here’s DW showing off the second issue of UFC Magazine, which features virile heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar on the cover. We can’t wait to read the interview with Brock, where he talks about how he’s going to kick Shane Carwin‘s ass at UFC 106. Oops!
Third photo: So, Pat Barry has this running gag where he "serves" people by stripping down to a pair of Hawaiian-print shorty-shorts and getting into a kung-fu fighting stance. Seriously, this is a real thing that happens:

Anyway, he served Dana at the Fighter Summit on Wednesday, and from the looks of it, this went down either directly before or after dinner. Yes, Pat Barry is screwing around shirtless in a hotel during a conference on appropriate fighter behavior. Bro, Dana just wrecked his car — he doesn’t need this shit right now. Will the fall/winter curse of 2009 ever end?


OHHH so you once again want to pretend that you can beat me up, I see. Look little man don’t make me come up there and squash you like the insect that you are. I would use you for buttfloss tiny man.