french girls selfie selfies drawings
Here's What Happens When Strangers Draw Your Selfies

Dana White To Make ‘Major Announcement’ on Thursday


("I know, dude. Twins. We’re feeling pretty fucking blessed right now.")

The UFC sent out a short but provocative notice to members of the press earlier today, declaring that UFC President Dana White will make a "major announcement" during a media conference call this Thursday at 10:00 a.m. PT / 1:00 p.m. ET. And that’s pretty much it; no hints as to the nature of this announcement were given whatsoever. Which means that, being responsible bloggers, it is now time to speculate wildly.

In a broadcastingcable.com interview published yesterday, White was pressed on his company’s upcoming television strategy, to which he responded "we are working on a couple moves now and should be in a billion homes around the world in the next couple months." A billion, you guys. Though he wouldn’t share details, he promised that the UFC would be on network television for the first time in 2011 — maybe on Fox, maybe on NBC, maybe both — and that the UFC could start its own network "within the next couple years."


White’s new comments follow the open-ended boasting he made to CSNCalifornia.com at the beginning of the month:

"The (expletive) we are going to do in the next year is going to blow your mind," he added. When asked if that meant anything from a WEC/UFC merger to an Edgar/Aldo superfight, he artfully dodged. "You’ll just have to sit back and watch. You have no idea the crazy (expletive) we’re working on."

White told B&C this weekend that the UFC was "right in the middle" of its network television negotiations, so I wouldn’t necessarily assume that he’s announcing anything on that front this week. Following Cain Velasquez‘s defeat of Brock Lesnar, the UFC could very well be announcing their first event in Mexico, headlined by Velasquez vs. Dos Santos. Or, he could finally be lifting that unfair ban on vuvuzelas. Our guess is as good as yours, so if you think you have it figured out, let us know if the comments section…

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
RSparrow- October 27, 2010 at 1:47 pm
We have to drink till Jake Shieldzz in entertaining bro...
fatbellyfrank- October 27, 2010 at 1:23 am
@ Rsparrow, so when are we supposed to sober up? man thats a recipe for being drunk for life!

jeanclaudetransam- October 26, 2010 at 11:06 pm
UFC will be adopting Pride Rules and scoring. GSP loses his title when Thiago Alves knees his head into lumpy oatmeal.
RSparrow- October 26, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Dana's announcement....

The Official UFC drinking game will be available in stores nationwide!! Participants are forced to take a drink everytime the following occur:

1. Dana White drops the F bomb
2. Tito Ortiz makes an excuse
3. Chael Sonnen tells a lie
4. Sokodju runs out of gas
5. Rogan brags about Koscheck being an "athlete"
6. BJ penn doesnt train properly
7. Kongo does something dirty....
thedirtyJay- October 26, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Dana White is announcing that he is setting up the grudge match of the century. Thiago "Pitbull" Alves will be fighting Michael Vick.
itsgalf- October 26, 2010 at 9:19 pm
I think he's announcing that he just saved 15% on his car insurance!
djp1988- October 26, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Also, chocolate milk is tasty, but Dana has been in the mood for strawberry lately. Weird, huh?

Jesus, I feel like I could do this all day, and I wouldn't be that far off from the truth.

Real talk though, I really hope WEC gets absorbed into the UFC. Aldo, Faber, Torres, oh my!
djp1988- October 26, 2010 at 8:19 pm
So You Think You're a Fuckin' Fighter? reality show spinoff produced and funded by Zuffa.
knucklesamitch- October 26, 2010 at 6:51 pm
It's either one of two things:

a) The next season of TUF won't be TUF at all, but rather a Real World/Road Rules Challenge type of show where the respective captains are Lesnar and 'Taker, and it will be WWE vs. UFC with the weekly Monday night time slot on USA Network on the line.

b) Zuffa bought DREAM.
KDHR3TBC- October 26, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Its gonna be Anderson vs GSP and if it is I want a cage potato mouse pad!
tribal- October 26, 2010 at 4:48 pm
He's finally going to pay guys on the undercard more than 5k to get the shit beaten out of them by big name fighters that have just lost two in a row.
BuckWild- October 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm
One lucky ppv buyer will win a free bj from your choice of ring girl..

Actually.. Maybe it just a TUF show in China

or ...

They cloned Bruce Lee and he will fight Aldo!

Or

The UFC just bought Strikeforce!
Kimbos Bread- October 26, 2010 at 4:17 pm
He's got worms.
dranokills- October 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
stupid double post.
dranokills- October 26, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Our guess is as good as yours, so if you think you have it figured out, let us know if the comments section...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
damnit to hell !
let us know IF the the comment section....what? what? stop jacking with me, and tell me WHAT!!!
what is this?
How do you keep an asshole in suspense?
--------------------------------
I'll tell you tomorrow!
LET IT RAIN- October 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm
women's mud wrestling division added to UFC line up because that is Ultimate.
Almost North- October 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Well MMA is both legal and unsanctioned in Alaska because there is no commission. but thanks Charlie.
Charming Charlie- October 26, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Finally sanctioned in: Alaska
Mr_Misanthropy- October 26, 2010 at 3:31 pm
@ Cage Porktato

Awesome fucking caption. I think some fucking congratulations are in order... Send that fucker a box of cigar flavored donuts or some shit. Send him a vat of sunblock for that giant white head.

@ The Wild Speculations

Dana is going to announce that the UFC and their intergalactic overlords the Annunaki from the planet Nebiru have reached a deal to begin harvesting human souls from this solar system sometime late in the fiscal year of 2012. The Annunaki have agreed to purchase a 10% stake in Zuffa and will be building a special arena on their intergalactic (c'mon, say it with me- in ter gallllac tic) planet-ship to host a special event on Christmas day, 2012. They have just hired the dark lord Kramdar as marketing director to the ever-burning underworld and should be holding their first fully broadcast events in Hell sometime by mid-2013, just as soon as dimension-wide broadcast affiliates are hammered out and they can scrape together some form of athletic commission. They expect things to move forward rapidly because if there is one thing that both demons and the UFC excel at it is bureaucracy. Sometime by the beginning of 2014 Zuffa is going to build an enormous stone coliseum right in the middle of Las Vegas where fights will begin being held to the death (at the discretion of the Benevolent Emperor Lorenzo the First and the fickle fancies of the crowd) with soul energies of deceased fighters being distributed amongst Zuffa, the Annunaki, and Lucifuge the Dark Prince and CFO of Hell, INC. Dana White will be announced as the next pope, the papacy will be moving to Nevada, and one lucky follower of Dana's Twitter will be ascended to a glorious afterlife in a fucking pimp ass mansion on the suburbs of Heaven.
Al Bundys Dynasty- October 26, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Still waiting for the promised Anderson Silva mulligan to make it up to all of us for buying the lame 112 ppv.

I vote for bringing Batista and Lashly in for a tag match in the Octagon vs. Lesnar and Taker....

How about a network deal with regular good matches and ppv events with great matches on the main card for 29.99.

Bundy
Almost North- October 26, 2010 at 2:58 pm
The Chandella doll doesn't have a face. Dana claims manufacturing mix up, but I think its a shrewd business move to sell more than 5 of them.
Yazloz18- October 26, 2010 at 2:57 pm
@Treebs

that would point to a James Toney announcement
LET IT RAIN- October 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Arianny blow up dolls to be given away with each PPV purchase.
Fried Taco- October 26, 2010 at 2:51 pm
He's announcing his grandma Betty is going to be the new Octagon Girl.
Kimbos Bread- October 26, 2010 at 2:41 pm
G string theory what?
CagePotatoMMA