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Dana White Puts Kendall Grove’s Ass on Notice

(Well, at least you and Rude Boy will finally be able to open that taco stand you’ve been talking about for the last five years. Again, props to CombatLifestyle.)

Though he was successful in his last performance — a split-decision victory over Evan Tanner at the TUF 7 finale last June — Kendall Grove‘s previous back-to-back losses still seem to be fresh in Dana White’s mind. As the UFC prez told USA Today, in regards to Grove’s UFC 96 matchup with Jason Day:

"If Kendall loses this fight, he could be the first-ever TUF winner that’s no longer in the UFC."

It’s cool, Dana — we forget about Travis Lutter sometimes, too. Anyway, that’s what we call "tough love." Is it possible that DW is suggesting that Da Spyder’s job is on the line just to add another hook to Saturday’s show, which has very little heat behind it right now? Grove had better win, just in case his boss backs up his words.

Also in the USA Today article, Dana expressed frustration at Keith Jardine‘s recent comments that he wouldn’t fight his friend and teammate Rashad Evans for the UFC’s light-heavyweight title if he was given the opportunity:

"I disagree with that. And I have to their face many times. This isn’t basketball or football. You’re not part of a team. Do you want to be the champ? If Rashad’s got that belt, what are you going to do — sit your whole career out and wait for Rashad to retire? Their careers are going to cross paths. And when they do, they’re going to have to fight."

It is aggravating when team alliances get in the way of compelling matchups (see also: Anderson Silva staying out of the light-heavyweight division because "this belt belongs to Lyoto"), but you can’t force people to fight each other. Danny Trejo tried that once, and wound up getting shot in the gut by Ken Shamrock‘s wife. You just never know how people will react when their backs are against the wall…


  1. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:20

    fuck an kendal
  2. Santiago Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:21

    First Bietches
  3. Eveboy420 Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:27

    Yea I gotta agree with dickhead there, This isn't hockey,Basketball or football this is MMA!! Enough with this I wont fight cause we're from the same club shit if you both can't go in and have it out and remain friends after maybe your not that good of friends OR YOUR IN THE WRONG FUCKING BUSINESS!! I'd fight my fucking brother if it gave me a shot to fight for a title, Well if he wasn't a midget!
  4. Ken Doll Grows Weed in his Basement Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:27

    By the end of this fight, they gonna be calling him Jason "Funeral" Day. CUZ IMMA PUT THAT NIKKUH TO SLEEP YO.
  5. shitwhistle Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:28

    Someone please make a joke about the "guns are for white people" line Kendall used. I'm too busy .... shooting people
  6. Eveboy420 Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:30

    I think I seen that pic before, O ya
  7. The can Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:34

    They should have fired him after getting KTFO by Cote.
  8. Asparagus Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:35

    Kendall doesn't look anything like his brother Neil.
  9. elusive Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:44

    rashad wouldn't survive rampage or machida anyways
  10. mayhem420 Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:46

    He will not be missed if he is cut. Not by any means.
  11. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 07:58

    Taco stand, my ass. He's gonna open up a White Castle and change his nickname to "Da Slyder" And it's still cooler than "The Hater Hurter"
  12. SMITH313 Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:05

    even if kendall wins he'll still get fired the only way he's keepin' his job is if he knocks jason day into jason night . it can not go the distance. or hes gone
  13. diesel Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:13

    as much as I hate "da Spyder" I hope he knocks Day out
  14. Jonny5 Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:15

    Dana White... "BJ wont fight this summer?? Cut Mandaloniz hes in the same camp .... hey guys isn't that Kendall guy Hawaiaan too? F#$k lets put all the hawaiians on notice Baby J will get my message. I heard they got MMA in India now we'll b fine."
  15. War Machine Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:16

    Fuck some lazy Hawaiians
  16. War Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:18

    fuck an hawaiian
  17. The REAL War Machine aka JK Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:19

    Wuddup Potato heads?!! Watch out for me I'm gonna be signing a contract with StrikeForce and making my debut on the May show. Much love! - WM
  18. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:23

    fuck a war machine!!
  19. Hexed79 Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:46

    At bare minimum, this should be a "win or change your nickname" bout. Honestly, Kendall Grove shouldn't be a part of anything that implies Anderson Silva. Also, the irony of someone saying a variation of "First bitches"...
  20. J-Dog Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:59

    "Da Sphincter" might need his "dagger.. dagger..." That was the most annoying shit in that season of TUF, and that's why my favorite figher is whoever is fighting that skinny "dagger dagger" asshole.
  21. Kimber Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 09:13

    Thats some funny stuff, send that guy a t-shirt right now. El Famous Burrito Says: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 07:58 Taco stand, my ass. He's gonna open up a White Castle and change his nickname to "Da Slyder" And it's still cooler than "The Hater Hurter"
  22. ample Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 09:22

    fuck a kendall grove, guys a putz. I'd much rather watch Troy Mandelonez fight any day over Kendall
  23. Dr. Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 09:26

    You got that right. Kendall sucks balls and I can't stand his bullshit prancing and dancing that happens when he actually wins. DA! Da Retard.
  24. Ghost Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 03:24

    Make Fun All You Will, But Look Who Da Spyder and Rude Boy Are hanging with!! It's dat blind guy from American Idol!!
  25. Keyser Soze Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 03:46

    It's too bad Silva won't fight Machida. Stylistically, they're two very similar fighters, with the exception that Silva would kick the crap out of him, I'd say two rounds tops, regardless of the difference in weight classes. I'm rooting for Jason Day, simply because I think Kendall's an idiot. If he we a real man he'd beef up and fight in a weight class more befitting his size. Of course, he'd get the snot beat out of him by any top 5 mw or lhw. Rampage will destroy Keith Jardine, but Keith will still get fights in the UFC, just because he's good enough to keep around, and not good enough for a title shot. Gonzaga and Carwin should be a good fight. In a slugfest, I pick Carwin. If it goes to the ground, it's Gonzaga. Not a bad card, not a great card... it's only $45, what the hell, why not.
  26. eliyoungfan Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 03:50

    who the fuck is kendall?
  27. UFC fan Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:20

    "hey man guns are for white people......oh and BTW losing is for Hawaiian people, just ask my mentor Blow Job penn!"
  28. Nipples Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:39

    UFC fan has to be TUF Guy too. Their can't be that many complete Tard's in the world.
  29. Nipples Says:

    Thu, 03/05/09 - 08:40

    Dana does not seem to be the kind of guy who does not back up his words. So KG, you better win if you do not want to join the league with WAR Machine. Also, Although I love to see Whitey win, I hope Rampage knocks Keiths teeth out. I want to see a Rampage-Evans fight.
  30. emptyhandkiller Says:

    Fri, 03/06/09 - 05:15

    If I was to fight that halfwit Grove, I would aim every punch at that weird projecting breastbone of his.... Can't he go to a blacksmith and have it filed off or something? It is creepy looking. By the way, I hereby challenge Old Bald and Irish to a drinking contest!!!! O.B.I., I am in heavy training, and I can presently down three quarts of Black Velvet whiskey in less than one hour without passing out. Top THAT!!!
  31. The mind Says:

    Fri, 03/06/09 - 03:44

    This is why the UFC will never be total legit mainstream. Dana White has too much power the matches and rankings should be from an independant organization. The fighters should create a Union and fight this meatball! Just rediculas way to screw up for your organization! making money doesnt make you legit Dana. You want Sports Center hand it over to a legit organization for fights and rankIngs!
  32. UFC fan Says:

    Fri, 03/06/09 - 06:06

    nothing BUT UFC matters. all other organizations are a flea circus compared to with it moron.
  33. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 03/10/09 - 06:10

    It' funny, you all talk shit about all these people, when all you guys are doing is sitting on your asses. Get a life or a job. And by the way, I've been to Hawaii and trust me hawaiians are not lazy. I dare anyone to walk up to a hawaiian and say that! That's what I thought! Bunch of ignorant fags!
  34. kuualoha Says:

    Tue, 06/02/09 - 08:01

    You guys talk a lot of shit online about hawaiians but you NEVER say anything face 2 face. Youre cowards! Little bitches! Grow up already. Ive never in my life seen a white guy go up to a hawaiian and say anything to piss him off cuz you know youd get your ass handed to you! The only thing you can do with your hands is type and jerk off cuz you definately aint throwing blows with any hawaiians.. atleast youre smart enough to know not to do that! aaaaanyways.. that being said.. is Kendal even hawaiian? Does anyone know? He always says he's hawaiian but his parents dont look hawaiian at all and neither does he. And Bj too sometimes he says he's hawaiian and sometimes he says hes not. No one in hawai'i will care we'll still love and support them both no matter what just cuz theyre from the islands but its kinda jacked up that ppl get on mayhems ass about not being hawaiian but they dont say anything about kendal and bj.. atleast mayhems not lying and saying he's hawaiian!!!
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    Sun, 12/01/13 - 08:23

    Dana White Puts Kendall Grove... I think technologies just makes it worse. Now there's a channel to by no means care, now there will not be a opportunity for them to discover....
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