Shitbird, I like shitbird, I’m gonna use that one

It was a toss up between “fuckstick” and “shitbird”.

there are a lot of good fighters that people want to see…amazing no one wants to see Gayshad…..

Am I the only asshole that thinks Sonnen is going to win this fight?!? Don’t get me wrong, I had my doubts about Sonnen, but I dont think Silva is as awesome as you all make him out to be..I think Sonnen will take him down and just grind on him for the win, which having to watch is as grueling as watching a Silva fight anyways. Remember when a fat Lutter mounted him twice with mediocre takedowns?!?

Side bar: I have been reading CP for a long time and finally looked at Bloody Shit Rag because of yesterdays post. I have to say, that site is a joke and showden* and kid* have to be the biggest douches.. Banning someone for making jokes is a bitch move. Those are the guys who stayed in thier dormrooms on a Sat night masterbating to a Randy poster and hoping someone would listen to thier terrible insight on the world of MMA.

@ Boner, yeah, i has a certain magic with the Ladeeeez!!

“or used in a romantic setting as in ” Come on sweet cheeks, suck the snotty end of me fuckstick”.

Dam Frank that is some smooth romeo shit right there. you are my gnew hero Mr. Rico Suave. And that made me think of another line for the curb stomp metaphor festival.

Yeah, fuckstick is such a great one it deserves universal respect, I mean it can be used as an insult, as in “You stupid fuckstick” or used in a romantic setting as in ” Come on sweet cheeks, suck the snotty end of me fuckstick”.
And we loves us some Medium rare round these parts too, I think I’m still gonna call him Medium rare, cause being called fuckstick all the time can put an edge on your attitude! and Medium’s a good soldier of the CP nation

@FbF – Fuckstick is fairly popular around my neck of the woods as well. And the poster formerly known as medium rare is pretty popular too. We loves us some fuckstick!

Dear Dumbass and Fuckstick, firstly to you fuckstick, you know I love you I wouldn’t chow down on any other buffalo wing turds but yours, Dumbass, Fuckstick was unaware of your thought process, he just thought you didn’t know Silva’s weight division. No harm done, cant we all just be friends? I think we all agree, apart from the dumbass Fucksticks, that sonnen’s gonne get a beating and go crawling back into his slime pit.
And dumbass, are you an Aussie, because Fuckstick is a very widely used australian insult

I think you guys ought to change your names.

Gonna do my best to forever refer to Richard as dumbass, and Medium as fuckstick.

@ Fuckstick

“Don’t take it seriously” says the statistic-nazi. Apparently I don’t take it serious enough. One heinous error, like over looking the fact that a fighter spent most of his carrer cashing checks at LHW and has one shitty fight at MW…I fear that you even missed the whole point behind that post. I seriously don’t know what I’m going to do now.

xoxo,
Dumbass

@El Guapo…thank you very little.

To be fair elantius: NOONE thought he would get past hendo either. Not a fan of his style but he did beat him.

There are so many fighters that can beat Jake Shields at 170 or 185. The UFC is making a huge mistake if they are planning on him getting a belt, but I really do not think they are relying on that. They are smart and know that anything can happen to a golden boy. They are not EliteXC and would not rely on any one person.
GSP is the best ever, but Silva walks around at HW (220ish) and GSP only walks around at MW (190ish) so I do not see that fight happening.
A. Silva gets the LHW strap and then GSP gets a second title by jumping into MW.

Silva at 205, bring it on, the guy needs to be challenged, Sonnen wont change anything, he might piss of Silva enough with his fucken gibbering so Silva knocks him out quick, but he’s not gonna win, So up to 205 you go young Anderson, and lets see what you can do there

Rather have Anderson stay at 185 and GSP go up. That way Dana’s supposedly master plan to accommodate Jake Shields can run its course in WW, and we can finally see GSP/Silva.

@ccman
Bingo.

Anyone else notice the wicked case of acid reflux Dana got hit with starting at about the 30 second mark going straight through?

@Keyser
Hey Soze…Ridiculously difficult….I’ve been watching him since day one in TKO and only now have I heard someone fully capture the essence of defending a GSP takedown…impressive.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue.

Pretty sure we all knew this.

@Dumbass

You’re welcome for the correction.

I know this is really serious shit but just breathe, man.

Love,
Fuckstick

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@El Guapo

You don’t love me at all you shallow sonofabitch. I saw you with cecils_pupils. You’re not gonna sweet talk me again, you fucker.

Silva is bored, and Sonnen ain’t changing shit. Silva will beat the shit out of him for 35 seconds, get pissed cuz Sonnen won’t do shit about it, and break into a full on macarena dance. Send that man up to the dogs, he’s gotta fight bigger, tuffer guys …MW ain’t got noothing for him.

^^^hell yeah, bring the rest of the cool kids with you! Then BE will die a slow and painfully boring death.

Long time reader, first time poster.

Just signed on because I’m sick of Bloody Dogfart and Squid Nate and co. ragging on the Potato.

War CP!

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I was really looking forward to the Silva/Vitor fight, hopefully it eventually happens.

I love Sonnen’s smack talk and have really been impressed with his latest wins, but I don’t think he is the guy to beat silva. Sonnen is a decision machine, you are not going to beat Silva with a 5 round decision, too much time for Silva to KTFO you.

I would love it if somehow Sonnen pulls the upset, but I think he is going to sleep.

Shogun superfight here we come…..

Dumbass and Fuckstick, chill. I love you both the same..

Not much.

@Scott – man I hope Dana is putting a jinx on him. I’d like nothing more than to see his arrogant ass get humbled.

I would love to see belfort vs silva at mw before Anderson moves up,I dont know why, but I think Vitors hand speed and power may be a problem for the spider

I can’t help but wonder… is this what Dana wants, or what Anderson wants? I have no doubt that Silva could very easily win and hold the LHW title. As for vacating the MW title after he beats Sonnen, is this move to accomodate Jake Shields?

I understand that Shields was a natural WW that moved up in Strikeforce, but I just don’t see Shields beating GSP. GSP’s striking is better, his takedowns are ridiculously difficult to avoid, and his takedown defense is among the best in any weight class. I think Shields would have better success at MW than in a WW division that includes GSP.

In any case, Rich Franklin must be pissed right now.

@ MediumGay

My bad. One fight at MW. Thanks for the correction fuck-stick.

I remember Dana saying the same thing about Bj moving up *when* he got through with that silly little Frankie Edgar fight.

Conclusion: Dana is putting a jinx on Anderson for his upcoming fight.

Gotta do somethin’ to keep the damned fool from dancin’ around the damned cage like a… damned fool, ya damned fool!

I agree with Dana. Anderson needs to get his ass up to LHW. (Just like GSP needs to get his ass up to MW.)

I wanna see Silva vs Rampage and Belfort vs GSP before the end of the year, dammit.

(Just in case anyone gives a shit about what I wanna see.)

@Richard

Wandy is already at MW dumbass.

I think Chuck, Wandy, Franklin, Rampage and every other LHW over 30 will evaluate thier eating habits and consider a move to MW if Chael wins.

I wanna see Silva kick Chael in the head. Nothing personal, strictly business. Don’t even necessarily like Spider, just think it would be cool to see.

Not sure why, either. Just for kicks* I guess.

*I know that was lame, no need to remind me.

Silva will win and then give him Rampage and Shogun. If he wins both send him to heavyweight.

In other totally unrelated news Rich Franklin has called a press conference for later today to announce that if Chael loses he will be moving back to 185.

silva is going to pwn him