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agentsmith WTF does a douchelord like you know about outcome based procedure approval in the USA vs UK or Canada? I’d love to hear your opinion.

I can tell you from personal experience that divertitulitus is absolutely NO fun.. I had it 2 years ago and it took me months to feel better. And a good year to feel 100%.

He’ll be back but it won’t be untill late this year. Coming back too soon could end his career.

And to everyone making fun of him having a colonoscopy? Guess what? You’re gonna have to have one too!

Party on…

Isn’t it ironic that the big homophobe, Brock, has now had his colon probed more times than Liberace?!

ohhhhh boy you are soo WRONG 831 SON!!! Im big jumpin dad and big jumpin dad only, I dont need all those fake persona’s to call you out! Im doing some straight up dad jumpin and you cant do a thing about it sucka! Just because you have spinabifida and kleinfelters syndrome doesnt mean you can go around accusing people and slandering people’s names 831 PUN!

Big Jumpin Dad is probably UFC fan, 831 Father, HAL and other retarded trolls on here. What a fucking worthless loser this dude is. You’d get smashed by the way you old fucking queer. Id kick you straight in your head and you couldnt do shit about it. Inferior douche.

I don’t know what’s dumber, the steroid comments, or the “it’s socialized medicine’s fault” comments.

831 son is a fucking fag anyways, so what do I care if you guys shoot me down? Ill always know his life is worse than mine cuz hes a total worthless, garbage pickin, good for nothin, flatulent, armagadden lookin, basketball wishin, spaghetti lips lookin, Post new comment, youre name:, Big Jumpin Dad, Comment:* , IDIOT!!

FIRST of all, its big “JUMPIN” dad, JUMPIN, JUMP-IN… not fucking big jumpin”G” dad. How rediculous does Big JUMPING dad sound????!!, i can even say it without laughing so please FUCK OFF!

A few things, not every who likes Brock is a fan boy from the WWF.

Secondly you think Fedor really is going to compete in the UFC? even if he did and got beat all we would hear is “Fedor in his Prime would have beat him”.

Fedor can keep to fighting washed up over the hill fighters in which ever organization he can screw over next for an easy pay day.

In all honesty I personaly think Mir would beat Fedor all day any day and im not really Mir`s biggest fan.

LOL you guys are fucking idiots…. Big Jumping dad your winning todays race for utter stupidity tho!

Get well soon Brock and fuck all these haters!

This fanboy-opera can only be completed by Fedor coming to the UFC and completely pummeling everyone around. The forums will be ablaze for years with “Brock would have pwned Fedor if only he had stayed healthy”, “No he wouldn’t”, “Yes he would’ve!”, “Well, the steroids killed him!!”…

I for one want my HW belt holder back in there. Get well soon Brock.

• @ BIG JUMPING DAD

Okay I hope that comment was sarcastic because if not that is Absolutely the most ignorant, no, the most flat out moronic comment I have read thus far in all of the internets.

You Sir, are a douche bag

@ BIG JUMPING DAD

I agree with you! or its what….,

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Said.

@BIG JUMPIN DAD

I thought about the steroid thing too, but I think it’s too much time. Barnet, Franca, Sherk and others have had less time off between fights. I work in healthcare and let me tell you diverticulitis is a bitch, especially if treatment is delayed or the diagnosis is wrong. Based on what he’s said about his shitty medical care in Canada and then flying back to the states I’m thinking the Canadians probably diagnosed him with gastroenteritis or some other intestinal infection instead of just shoving a scope up his ass and figuring out what was really going on. It’s very possible that socialized medicine just kicked his ass, which is too bad because I wanted to watch Carwin toss him around and knock him out. If I’m right the guys not gonna be drinking his precious coors light for long time

@ agent smith and skeletor

my abs hurt because i was high when i read those comments. thanks for 20 minutes of laughter.

@ big jumping dad

that wouldnt surprise me. but just maybe brock is a hybrid “new human” that poops and reproduces with the same orifice, and dana white impregnated him in the rectal circuit. they dont want their dirty little secret out. the tattoo on his chest is actually a grayscale portrait of dana “sword-dong” white’s penis.

who knows, maybe its just hiv.

Did anybody ever think that this “mystery medical condition” that him and the UFC want to keep everybody in the dark about is just time off for a much needed steroid cycle?? Like I mean yes, he couldve actually had something minorly wrong with him but think about it. He has all the time off in the world, Hes already finished his cycle and now hes just waiting to piss clean in multiple steroid tests in a row which he has his closest training personal helping him with before he gets back in there and starts destroying again. DW’s in on it too i guarantee it

@ Skeletor

i think it was Tito Who backed out of that boxing thing, not 100 percent sure, but i think so..

brock probably does need some reconstruction around the back and if it is that bad, well i dont wish any professional athelete to have to shit in a bag..

Sucks to be him.. and if he has to wear a colostomy bag all the time, then i think sable will be back on the market and will be fucking the next HW Champ within mere minutes while drinking a Bud light from her vagina

although it is ironic about his last fight and the words he used.. Mir can always have a snappy remark on tap about horseshoes and yanking them out now..

hope you get well cock chest…

I feel like maybe he’s got a horseshoe stuck in his ass (fuckin up his intestines), and someone just needs to pull it out….

Oh no however will we live without Brock Lesnar!!!!! *scratches ass* Ok I’m over it….

what a fucking asshole….what the fuck is that “no comment” Dana is such a prick…he owes it to the fans to let us know what the fuck is going on with that oger.

Look on the bright side, this opens the door for guys that may have a long future in mma like: Walker, Lashley, and Tony…dog.

@agentsmith and skeletor

Ha! You guys!

Bud Light, the beer that knows how to get even.

Maybe it’s Dana’s head?

Maybe his ass is obstructed from his head? Just a thought….

@agentsmith
His wife isn’t that ugly, have some respect. Other then that fucking awesome comment.

There comes a moment when you realize you’re staying up nights over the fate of a pro wrestler. 2010 baby.

Remember that guy from Washington a couple years ago who died from a ruptured intestine due to getting fucked in the ass by a horse? Maybe Brock is just a bit harder to kill than him.

My best guess is Lesnar is going to need a colostomy or major bowel resection due to his diverticulitis, or if it’s not that bad he’s got a liquid diet in future that would leave him unable to train.

SHOULDNT HAVE EATIN THAT ARBY’S NOW IM IN THE CRAPPER

Im eating arbys right now…I hate Lesnar as an athlete but hes still OUR heavyweight champ…Its perplexing…I want him healthy so that he can be beaten to a bloody pulp…Nothing makes sense anymore

B===D

Dana White is an asshole! Remember when he was supposed to box Tito? It has no relevance to this story but just another example of how much of an asshole he is.

OOqba!