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Dana White’s UFC 91 Video Blog, Chapter II: In Which He Plays Video Games and Mocks “Internet Pussies”

In this edition of Dana White‘s video blog he prepares for UFC 91 by going to the THQ headquarters to get a look at the upcoming “UFC 2009: Undisputed” video game. Does it look totally sweet? It does. The designers attempt to explain some of their revolutionary methods in creating this game, but Dana doesn’t care. He just wants to play as Brock Lesnar. And if you’re going to try and tell me that the THQ dudes didn’t let him win, don’t bother.

This video blog also has the strangest ending we’ve seen yet. After Dana gets done swearing his way through an interview with the Wall Street Journal, he responds to a critic on YouTube who wondered why a rich guy like the UFC prez would listen to music on regular earphones like the rest of us plebes. Well, problem solved, because now he’s got the Dr. Dre Beats headphones, bitch! You happy now?! Well, probably not, no.

Seriously, is Dana White going through and reading the YouTube comments on his video blogs? Because that is not the best use of his time.

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Dana "pasty" white- November 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I love effing wasting my effing time destroying internet pussies. Just like Jay and Silent Bob in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. It's much better than chasing pussy.

I'm trying to be like "mark cuban" of mma by not ever being seen with a chick, and dressing up in those classy t shirts. Although, Mark Cuban does own HD Net Fights and knows when to STFU...
lickmyfart- November 12, 2008 at 4:48 am
Godamn, that game looks fucking sweet! I just hope those video game dudes make the ground game right. I wouldn't play as Patrick Cote though, his knee would snap just trying to punch someone. Lame! Or Frank Mir, his fatass character would get tired just walking to the virtual octagon.
mma fan- November 12, 2008 at 3:24 am
hey everyone needs to just worry bout the fighters and the fights from the ufc...not the man with little man sindrone called danna.Hes like the dad that never acheived anything sporting wise and is living his fantasies through his fighters .Dana needs to get out off the spot light and put the fighters there .Would love to see randy beat his new marketing toy brock and prove to everyone he hasnt got no expirery date.
The Biz- November 11, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Matt.....how are you 100% sure that Randy is going to be in the game? I'm just curious.
shank daddy- November 11, 2008 at 10:48 pm
he said "like you did to herring" not "against herring"
shank daddy- November 11, 2008 at 10:45 pm
listen to what was said with the guy in the background 5 55 in "while your here can you have him do a cartwheel like you did in the fight against herring"?what does that mean
dagnut- November 11, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I'm with eelcozy here ...did no one else notice whit said "i hope thats how the fight goes"
Matt- November 11, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Randy will be in the game. As I recall one of the smaller details regarding Randy signing a new UFC deal involved allowing his image to be in the game. Trivial but I'm pretty sure back in the days of the PS2 Randy refused to be in any of the MMA games at that time.
The Biz- November 11, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Dana wasn't playing against a THQ guy...he was playing against one of his friends that he brought along to the meeting. They both didn't have a clue how to play, but from what you can see they had a ton of fun playing the game....I'm just saying.
Krazy Kracker- November 11, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Notice it was Lesnar and Nog fighting, not Randy. I guarantee Dana and Randy's little episode looked indefinite during the game's development, Dana didn't want him in the game and it was too late to put him in once it cleared, hence depriving us of one of the best fighters in the UFC on the game. I wish Dana's little grudges and general butt-hurts for certain fighters didn't affect the fans as much as it does. It drove Tito into obscurity (safe from reality tv garbage), deprived us of a great up-and-coming fighter in Roger Huerta, and who knows what else is to come. Just ban any fighter who doesn't siphon your man goo any chance they get to the media? It's not right. Get over yourself you bald rich fuck!
Jugger- November 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Dana will ALWAYS be pumping up the guy Randy is fighting. Randy makes tons of $$$ for the UFC by being the old, small, HW that is finally passed his prime. Dana has to play this angle for marketing purposes.
StevO- November 11, 2008 at 4:18 pm
well i guess the youtube guy is happy cus Dana White gave him sum attention at least lmao , who can say that sum famous guy did respond on one of ur youtube vids? every1 who hasnt seen it is goin nuts to search it on youtube.... and yes dana is 100% with brock this time , just watch all the interviews he did the last couple of days he asks every freak what he thinks of couture-lesnar and you can clearly see that his reaction of guys whom are goin with the dickchest is more in his favor.....in this fight im goin like every fight of his with randy, im still thinking he is a nr1 contender in the hw division and another fact is he is a smart son of a bitch he doesnt even need to speak trash about his oponents like they do so wtf? these steroid pumped super mutants they are putting him against need to get sum respect for the old man and u´ll see he is proving again why he is a hall of famer still competing.
oh at least im not a dana hater nor a dana nuthugger but why u think he is so in love with brock? cus brock adds sum more ppv buys from the WRESTLING PUSSIES so that next time he can buy another made in china transformed lowcost logitech Dr. Dre Beats headphones who costs only that much that rich people and wanna be obamas can look gansta :/
sorry for my engRish but im an italian wannabe ufc fan :P
Geriatric Peon- November 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I find it funny that White accuses internet pussies for talking shit and not backing it up when all he does is talk shit and not actually back it up aside from banning people and brands from the mma org that his friends bought him.

Lesnar is probably the future but I hope Randy prevails for now.
K.E.G.- November 11, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Jesus titty fucking christ would they release this game already!
I hope Randy can pull this off I fucking hate Brock.
TUF Guy- November 11, 2008 at 4:10 pm
This site has a forum?
Internet Pussy- November 11, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Finally, some recognition!
eelcozy- November 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Yeah, anyone notice he said "I hope this is how the fight really goes."

Guess we know who he thinks will be in the final match...
Dr. Beats Deez Nuts- November 11, 2008 at 3:56 pm
It looks like Dana is going for Brock in this fight. Maybe a fuck you to Randy for that whole contract thing.
TUF Guy Nutpuncher- November 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I think TUF Guy is really one of the mods of this site. Why else would they not have banned him yet? They are trying to get everyone to start talking about him on other forums and bring more people to read cagepotato.

(On a side note, I love Cagepotato which is why I refresh the site 15 times per day to look for new articles)
Bunk- November 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Hey Dana,

nice headphones but dude, update that 1st generation iPod to an itouch. Spend some of that money, we all know you got those headphones for free from 50's people!
Anonymous- November 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Hey Dana,

nice headphones but dude, update that 1st generation iPod to an itouch. Spend some of that money, we all know you got those headphones for free from 50's people!
Jugger- November 11, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Dana's comment about Randy, historically, not doing well against huge fighters is interesting. I guess he's going way back to his pre-Japan days when he lost back to back to Barnett and Ricco Rodriguez. He did very, as Dana said, against Sylvia, but most people thought Gonzaga would be too big, strong, and young for him too.

I think Brock has a bigger heart, more to prove, and more unbridled aggression than Sylvia and Gonzaga (combined). I honestly don't think Brock will "break" or mentally throw in the towel. Brock won't stop fighting until he's unconscious or the ref steps in. He does have that in his favor.

Still, I believe Couture is too saavy. Brock might not quit, be he will get frustrated and make a stupid mistake... which Randy, ever the wily vet, will capitalize on.
perdew- November 11, 2008 at 3:46 pm
was that big nog dana brock was fighting in the game??
TUF Guy- November 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Still, I believe Couture is too saavy. Brock might not quit, be he will get frustrated and make a stupid mistake… which Randy, ever the wily vet, will capitalize on.

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TUF Guy- November 11, 2008 at 3:31 pm
LOL!!!

UFC Fan got owned by Dana!!! OWANGEPWNAGE!!!
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