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Dana White’s Video Blog: Old Flames Reunite

I know, you’re probably still reeling from Mandy Moore‘s astounding fight predictions, but the 9/2 installment of Dana White’s UFC 88 video blog is kind of a must-see. After a brief intro, we get the first footage of Dana and Randy Couture palling around together — or at least sitting on the same couch without lawyers present — since their reconciliation. Dana, who’s pretty touchy-feely with the Natural throughout the video, asks if Randy missed him; Randy refers to Brock Lesnar as “another big monkey.”

Later, we see Randy doing a phone interview, where he delivers the key sentiment in regards to his UFC return: “It just became apparent to me that all this other crap was gonna go on for a long, long time, and…I’m on the clock. I realize that I can’t do this forever. I can’t just sit on the sidelines forever.” Then, we get to watch Dana and Randy working yesterday’s conference call, which includes Brock Lesnar’s incredible “I’m tired of hearing about fucking Fedor” rant (beginning at the 4:27 mark). Dana wonders if Brock Lesnar is his son, which is pretty damn unlikely unless he impregnated this woman when he was seven years old. But hey, crazier things have happened.

(Props: MMA Mania)

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Markdog- September 3, 2008 at 5:23 am

Ya'll guys are too funny! Thanks for all the laughs!!

Here I go again, posting too quickly. Guess I better slow down!

(Wow, this is the gayest! I tried to post this ten minutes ago!)
Guy Faux- September 3, 2008 at 5:22 am
That is just plain hoolirarious.
slapjaw ackrite- September 2, 2008 at 11:39 pm
think he meant hair less? or hairy cant be that. wait, here it is...the Moron Weedster's Dictionary defines harilous as "douche-like; one that is overmuscled, underskilled, and overtouched as a child, resulting in simultaneous homophobia and homoerogenous fighting style"
KG- September 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I cant fucking believe someone butchered the word "hilarious" as bad as the dipshit above me. Thats just fucking pathetic. At least it could have been 'halarious' or 'herlarious' or something... but HARILOUS?
haha- September 2, 2008 at 7:40 pm
wow. brock is harilous
Anonymous- September 2, 2008 at 6:28 pm
dana seems to walk a fine line as the man who runs a huge company like the ufc. he's unprofessional in many ways, but he gets the job done and is on somewhat of a "peer level" with the fighters. i just wish he could complete a sentence without using 4 letter bombs.
Plain old Kevin- September 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Dana is a shithead, but that comment about Brock maybe being his son is f'in funny. Captain America is not afraid of anyone so sorry to burst your little bubble.
daniellarusso- September 2, 2008 at 3:02 pm

merriam webster has offend defined as: 'to violate a law or rule'.

'to violate a law or rule'- rule 38 in the handbook of life: dont be a douchebag. BROCK LESNAR= failed.

so in those terms, yeah, brock lesnar is offensive and i am easily offended. X gets the square. atta boy ted nutmeg.
Perennial- September 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Was that Mac Danzig in the end, to the far left?
Ted Nutmeg- September 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm
My favorite thing about Brock Lesnar is how easily he offends the prigs and scolds that run CagePotato. You'd think this was a ladies' tea instead of an MMA website.
daniellarusso- September 2, 2008 at 12:51 pm
few things

1. how obvious is it that randy does not want to be there
2. dana white=ass cyst
3. please grant me the day where i can witness fedor end brock lesnars career.
4. did anybody else see the bit of pp that came out of randy when dana mentioned fedor "cementing" his legacy by beating couture. seriously, the whole video randy is cool calm and collected but notice how fidgety he gets when dana talks the fedor fight.
5. i counted 7 unnecessary curse words from dana. atta boy.