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Daniel Cormier Would Still Like to Pulverize Frank Mir’s Brain in 2013, If That’s Cool

(“Psssh, you best drop that tough guy shit right now, Bigfoot, because I can see the future and it doesn’t look good for you.”)

I feel really bad for Frank Mir’s brain. While it is quite an impressive brain when compared to many of its MMA counterparts, it is clearly beginning to wear under the stress of some pent-up, masochistic desires. It has been beaten into unconsciousness in every one of Mir’s six MMA losses, including two particularly brutal/carried-out beatings at the hands of Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin — both of whom have hands bigger than the average newborn deer — yet it still keeps coming back for more. Most recently, Mir’s brain stepped in on short notice to get kneaded like a fresh Arepa by Junior dos Santos at UFC 146, to the point that its host body was shooting invisible free throws by the end of the night. Twas a sad sight indeed.

Mir’s brain was scheduled for concussion #7 against Daniel Cormier in November, but was granted a temporary reprieve from the injury Governor shortly thereafter. Where one would think that Mir’s brain would go the Paul Daley route and call out someone way below its level for a gimme fight, it instead insisted on calling out Cormier again, CTE be damned.

And it appears as if Cormier is more than willing to play huckleberry to Mir’s twisted desires, as the champ recently stated that — once he gets past Whatshisname Iknowthis at the final Strikeface event in January — he would still like to settle some unfinished business with Mir’s masochistic brain.

FighthubTV has the scoop below.

Well, right now, Jon Jones and Chael Sonnen are fighting on April 27th. If I come out of this fight un-injured and victorious, I will take a little bit of time to chill and then get back into training for my next fight. When I come in, I am going to stay at heavyweight and I really want to fight Frank Mir. That is the fight I want. I would love for it to be on the FOX show here in San Jose. April 20th, fight Frank Mir, on FOX have it be a free broadcast and that will help expose me and get more fans behind me who may not know me.

That is what I want right now. That is the fight I have trained for, and would be excited to train for it again; Mir wants the fight, I think it would be a great fight. It’s like we are doing Joe Silva’s job for him.

Although it was previously rumored by none other than Dana White that Cormier could possibly be next in line for Jon Jones, it seems like the man himself has quite the opposite in mind. Then again, who are we kidding? Cormier will likely break both his hands on the face of whoever he’s fighting next, so let’s just prepare ourselves for that scenario before we get concerned with anything else.

Cormier also stated in the interview that he “wasn’t intimidated” by the kickboxing background of his opponent, who I now see is named Dion Starling. So there’s that.

So…anyone see any good movies lately?

-J. Jones

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Mr_Misanthropy- January 7, 2013 at 3:50 am
If Antonio Silva and Houston Alexander had a child, would it be able to hold its head erect without the aid of orthopedic braces?
Focusyn- January 6, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Shooting invisible free throws.. lol
painvelasquez- January 5, 2013 at 9:36 pm
Frank might be douche but he can tap anyone out given the chance.. and Cormier is a little too flabby for the HW division. I say if jones beats sonnen and "the mauler" he should definitely fight cormier.. go AKA! fuck greg jackson!
xone01- January 5, 2013 at 9:57 am
im in the cormier is overrated camp, but i also think that mir is vastly overrated (and a total douche) so i think this is a good fight
Alan K- January 5, 2013 at 8:32 am
C'mon, Cagepotato! Do your research! Everybody knows that the name of DC's upcoming opponent is Someguy Whoistotallyafighter. Geez.
marrilia- January 5, 2013 at 7:14 am
He has to get past staring first...I can see the upset happening
Clyde- January 5, 2013 at 1:20 am
I think this will actually be concussion number 8 for Frank Mir after his win over Wes Sims via face to foot technique. Possibly 9 if he got knocked out in his bike accident.
dipsetkilla316- January 4, 2013 at 7:48 pm
* Being jon jones
dipsetkilla316- January 4, 2013 at 7:47 pm
Every Undefeated fighter I thought was gonna be the next big Break out, they get over hooked or kneed or some other shit, and then there not so Undefeated. With the only Exception big Jon jones, I mean the guy just keeps Massacring every one in the LHW Division, witch in one point IMO was the biggest talent pool filled division.
dipsetkilla316- January 4, 2013 at 7:35 pm
I think dc is over rated, he hasn't beaten any top ten guys. He beat Barnett who got caught juicing 3 times, but w/e I think Barnett isn't that bad finished some good fighters, but isn't a top ten guy. Dc also beat big foot who if, Browne didn't get injured in that fight with him, would not be talked about at all, and is not a top ten fighter. I don't believe that he's as good as ppl say he is I think he has gaps in his game, I don't think he has the speed, he would be bigger, but i dont think that would be enough to be a LHW, and at HW he hasn't beaten any top ten guys. I thought Edson Barboza was the next fucking champion, and he beat tough Competition, and then he got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by Varner.
Hutch- January 4, 2013 at 5:51 pm
Tombstone reference? Well played Jared.
PingPong- January 4, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Frank always struck me as a smart albeit very cocky guy. I think Dana has been on a premeditated program to put him against guys who are going to concuss him down to Chuck's level. Alpha, but manageable.
boober- January 4, 2013 at 3:43 pm
Doh, you meant the entire deer, I was just thinking of their hooves... carry on.
boober- January 4, 2013 at 3:42 pm
Newborn humans have bigger hands than newborn deer... am I missing something?