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Diaz and Butt-Head: I Pulled the Fire Alarm [Video]

(Now THAT’S an MTV show I would watch.)

Usually when I hear Nick Diaz talk, I think of Rain Man — a savant in the cage, who doesn’t ┬ádo well in social situations. Think about it. Diaz could have been dropped in the movie with Tom Cruise without a script and given what everyone (except those of us have seen his interviews) would consider an Oscar-worthy performance.

Apparently Nick could also fit in well with a blathering fool.

Check out the video below:

(Video courtesy of StockTonHeyBuddy)


Somehow, it doesn’t surprise me that Nick would pull the fire alarm. What’s surprising is that he realized he screwed up and seemed remorseful.

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The12ozCurls- January 24, 2012 at 8:26 am
Pass out on Del Playa, wander off the cliff or just steal the nearest bike to get home. Pick one.
Todd M- January 23, 2012 at 10:14 pm
I thought Xenos post was far funnier than that attempt at humour you posted at the top.
RwilsonR- January 23, 2012 at 8:34 pm
XENO, you're a crazy motherfucker. I thought your girl read the shit you post on this site? Not sure how she'll take today's gem above. Funny shit, though.
Also, not sure Isla Vista is a well kept secret. Pretty sure every college student going through UCSB, or even SBCC has passed out on DP more times than they can remember. Or the 40,000 people who used to show up there every Halloween. Still, a fun place.
Ringo- January 23, 2012 at 2:54 pm
@Xeno hahahahahahhaa you made me LOL dude, pretty cool shit.
XENOPHON- January 23, 2012 at 12:29 pm
The12ozCurls Says: "...down in Isla Vista during my college days."
I used to drive all the up North to surf up there, but ended up drinking - never touching the surfboard, instead pull from the supply of absolutely fine daddy-paid for pussy up there.
Your a good man Charlie Brown. Isla Vista is one of the nations last kept secrets.
Now I got an fairly good idea where that "12 OZ Curls" originates from....
Shame I'm now in my mid 40's....fucking life sucks.
Yeah, sure. I got a chick that has blonde hair, blue-green eyes, with a juice booty, is 100 pounds, has bolt-ons, and likes to throw down on demand.

It's just no more fun left when you get up there in age men.
Even if I was still drinking or had a local supply for pinching better drugs from, even the chicks now who are my age are for the most part are all blown out, boring, and beat down.
There is just not much of nothing to trade up too, and the ones I used to chase with some coin in their pockets, are just too smart now. They either think they deserve half your shit, or think French kissing is any part of sex men even consider.
Fuck, I'm stuck. FROWN
My advice, don't follow in my footsteps. Fuck going for the big bucks. Save and sell your shit until you got about $10k, then go to a 3rd world country for your favorite flavor - black, red, yellow, peach, or brown - those poor bastards would all love to be in any first world country.
Once at your private Idaho, sample all the ass you can until you find a little unit that can perform 360 degrees from all orifices, and then get her a Visa, and smuggle ass her home. Even if you got spend $20-$100 a pop, drive that shit like you stole it before parking one in the garage.
If any of you fuckers are single or want to ditch that bitch your with - like that scuffed up suitcase. Let me know, Id' go on another walkabout quicker than shit. Can't keep a good man down - GRIN
Punchthedonky- January 23, 2012 at 12:28 pm
With more sponsors being dropped, thanks to Fox, maybe the people at Mensa will be looking to sponsor a contender like Nick Diaz?
As Good As Anyone- January 23, 2012 at 12:23 pm
By the way, wouldn't the title technically be "Bevis and Diaz?"
Because, well, you know... Diaz is talking through Butt-Head's mouth.
Goog- January 23, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Art Garfunkle's attorney just got a boner and a fresh pen.
KarmaAteMyCat- January 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm
People wonder why Nick doesn't like the attention and gets nasty. This is exactly why, but when you are in the spotlight it's part of the deal you have to understand that. Which is ironic because he does get it, perhaps he should teach Sean Mccorkle a thing or two about that taking shit in stride thing.. or maybe he can teach Sean how to keep his fucking hands up... Ha.
ExpectJesusBro- January 23, 2012 at 12:04 pm
The12ozCurls- January 23, 2012 at 11:52 am
@Fried Taco
Maybe . . . . give him 3 or 4 more fights and he'll be splittin' the atom in no time flat. I can just see it now. Nick stepping away from the octogan to start his own think tank.
Fried Taco- January 23, 2012 at 11:46 am
I still think Diaz will eventually take so many blows to the head he will become real smart and cure cancer or some shit like that.
WarpedAcorn- January 23, 2012 at 11:38 am
That is an awesome painting on the wall.
WARBONG- January 23, 2012 at 11:37 am
As Good As Anyone- January 23, 2012 at 11:25 am
This video has the shit brix seal of approval. God damn is that creepy.
The12ozCurls- January 23, 2012 at 11:14 am
Diaz sounds like every other hackey sack kickin, patchouli stinkin stoner down in Isla Vista during my college days. Just wait a few years. With the amount of punishment Diaz has taken over the years, once the dementia sets in, he is gonna make Smokin' Joe circa 2010 sound like John F. Kennedy.
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