(‘Sorry everyone, but could we take another one? I forgot to sneer.’)
Really, there are two disturbing aspects to this rumor. One is that someone intentionally had sex with C.B. Dollaway. The other is that the same person was also, perhaps during the same general time period, having sex with Tiger Woods. Sports by Brooks says Tiger mistress and former reality TV show participant Jaimee Grubbs (not the girl pictured above, btw. we’re talking about the chick who was on "Tool Academy" until her boyfriend’s other girlfriend showed up, so yeah, classy broad) was also banging “The Doberman.” So you see? It’s not that this girl was intentionally trying to wreck Woods’ marriage. She just has really, really poor judgment.
Rumor has it that Dollaway was doing the nasty with this girl on the night of UFC 104 in Los Angeles on October 24, which is around the same time that she was also knocking boots with the world’s greatest golfer. Before, you know, his wife found out.
It is at this point that we are forced to ask, is sleeping with a cocktail waitress who is also sleeping with Tiger Woods better or worse than being in a fairly monogamous sexual relationship with the same girl? On one hand, sleeping with anybody who has slept with Tiger exposes you to a wide variety of potential STD’s and the kind of general unsavoriness that will have you crying in the shower and scouring yourself with antibacterial soap. Basically it’s a lot like sleeping with anyone who has ever slept with Bill Clinton. On the other hand, this could easily be the closest C.B. Dollaway ever gets to greatness. Your thoughts?