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Disturbing Rumor of the Day: CB Dollaway and Tiger Woods May Have Been Sharing Skirts

(‘Sorry everyone, but could we take another one? I forgot to sneer.’)

Really, there are two disturbing aspects to this rumor. One is that someone intentionally had sex with C.B. Dollaway. The other is that the same person was also, perhaps during the same general time period, having sex with Tiger Woods. Sports by Brooks says Tiger mistress and former reality TV show participant Jaimee Grubbs (not the girl pictured above, btw. we’re talking about the chick who was on "Tool Academy" until her boyfriend’s other girlfriend showed up, so yeah, classy broad) was also banging “The Doberman.” So you see? It’s not that this girl was intentionally trying to wreck Woods’ marriage. She just has really, really poor judgment.

Rumor has it that Dollaway was doing the nasty with this girl on the night of UFC 104 in Los Angeles on October 24, which is around the same time that she was also knocking boots with the world’s greatest golfer. Before, you know, his wife found out.

It is at this point that we are forced to ask, is sleeping with a cocktail waitress who is also sleeping with Tiger Woods better or worse than being in a fairly monogamous sexual relationship with the same girl? On one hand, sleeping with anybody who has slept with Tiger exposes you to a wide variety of potential STD’s and the kind of general unsavoriness that will have you crying in the shower and scouring yourself with antibacterial soap.  Basically it’s a lot like sleeping with anyone who has ever slept with Bill Clinton. On the other hand, this could easily be the closest C.B. Dollaway ever gets to greatness. Your thoughts?

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robthom- March 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Is that a rubber girl?

How much for a Gina Carano?

Bloodlust- March 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Someone neuter the doberman. Part of this is also ironic. Jamie Grubbs could have brought either CB or Tiger onto Tool Academy as replacements after that one dbag went with his "other girlfriend". They both would have been perfect candidates for the rehabilitation. And ratings would have skyrocketed!
Judge Holden- March 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I love how frequently everyone rips on Dollaway.
xFenixKnightx- March 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm
"I forgot to sneer"


That why I love this site. =)
mustache revival- March 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I can barely type because I am violently throwing up.
agentsmith- March 5, 2010 at 1:27 pm
The girl in the photo isn't blowing him, he borrowed her pink hand wraps, and she's helping him put them on. Her being topless is just a coincidence.
youngblood- March 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
The Tiger...The Doberman... Notice to all semi-famous to famous athletes out there, if you have an animal like nick name (maybe Falcon, or Gorilla) there is a bar in LA where you are guaranteed to get some ass. Next on the waiting list, the Pitbull.
Clyde- March 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
I cannont believe this. Tool Academy is not a porno. I need to get off the internet.
Richard Fitzentite- March 5, 2010 at 11:48 am
Eskimo Brothers
ReX13- March 5, 2010 at 11:44 am
El Famous Burrito>>

Nope, i think you can call it now.
Versus Vs IndirectTV- March 5, 2010 at 11:38 am
So basically, this guy is Tiger Woods's cock cousin? Gross
El Famous Burrito- March 5, 2010 at 11:33 am
It might be too early to judge, but this woman may be a skank.
Viva Hate- March 5, 2010 at 11:30 am
Congrats Dolloway for becoming weiner cousins with Tiger Woods.
Durden- March 5, 2010 at 11:22 am
CB show's off his takedown defense, next up how to defend a blowjob from a crackwhore without cursing
Nut Puncher 9000- March 5, 2010 at 11:20 am
She must have been drunk and thought CB had a sweet costume on for Halloween.
Dinksmack- March 5, 2010 at 10:58 am
I say good on him... im sure whatever she looks like i wouldda smashed her

that is all
ReX13- March 5, 2010 at 10:55 am
WTF is wrong with chick's face, all smooshed up with deadlights? Is that just an artifact of compression or did she look directly into Dollaway's smirk?
ItburnswhenIpee- March 5, 2010 at 10:55 am
Slow day, huh?
steampunk22- March 5, 2010 at 10:52 am
After reading this I felt like I was zapped with that fucking magic wand from Men in Black.

I think I can actually hear my mind flatlining....
cecils_pupils- March 5, 2010 at 10:52 am
MMMATT DAMONNNN!! This pic is missing the typical douchy upper lip curl for Dollaway.