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Domestic Violence Charges Dropped Against Arianny Celeste


(Say, that reminds me of a joke: What’s bloodshot, greasy, and smells like cologne?)

According to a new report from MMAJunkie, the Las Vegas District Attorney’s office has decided not to file domestic violence charges against veteran UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste. “After our review of the case, we found that there was insufficient evidence to move forward,” said Tess Driver, executive assistant to Las Vegas district attorney Steve Wolfson.

After being arrested on May 26th following an altercation at the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas — and spending the entire day in jail — Celeste claimed that she was simply defending herself when her boyfriend Praveen Chandra choked her twice; Chandra denied Arianny’s version of the events, and claimed that Celeste kicked him in the nose in a limousine. But then you look at their mugshots and all you see is two tired people who should have left the club at midnight, instead of partying to the point of going “crayyyy ha hey bay bayyy.” With no visible injuries to speak of, it seems the Las Vegas authorities decided to just chalk this one up to drunk people acting stupid, or stupid people getting drunk, or both, whatever.

Requests for comment have not been answered by Chandra. Seriously, we found his e-mail address online a few weeks ago and sent him a note about this whole mess, but nothing. WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED, PRAVEEN.

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Chuck_W- July 3, 2012 at 8:36 am
she should get her ass kicked for fucking with that douche...he looks like he drives a rape van. sorry miguel...a Surprise Van
BEAM- July 3, 2012 at 7:43 am
Or maybe she likes him because he's stupid rich... nah, let's go with the dad thing.
Mr_Misanthropy- July 2, 2012 at 11:59 pm
I think she likes him because he kind of looks like her dad...
Waxedpants- July 2, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
El Guapo- July 2, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Lopez. Arianny Lopez.
Also, best...mugshot...EVAH!
Fried Taco- July 2, 2012 at 11:54 am
Tis a match made in Heaven. The bowels of Heaven.
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