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Don Frye Is Fixin’ To Do Some Work, Son

Don Frye weigh-ins
(‘You call that a mustache? Shit, kid. My wife’s got that thing beat.’)

How can you tell that Don Frye is one old school son of a bitch?  He keeps his watch on, which, when combined with his sweet ‘stache, means he now has two things in common with the dudes in low-budget porn movies.  In case you were thinking that there isn’t any MMA popping off this weekend, Frye and Dave "Pee Wee" Herman would like to remind you that they’re squaring off at tonight’s Shark Fights "Stars & Stripes" event in Amarillo, Texas.  Frye (20-7-1) weighed in at a svelte 235 pounds for this fight, while the 6’5" Herman (14-1) clocked in at 239.

Actually, for a card that takes place at the Amarillo Civic Center, it’s a decent line-up.  Aside from the next stage in Frye’s ‘Something’s Got to Get Me By Until I Can Collect Social Security’ Comeback Tour, you’ve also got Gerald Harris vs. Nissen Osterneck in a match-up of guys who were briefly employed by the UFC.  And that doesn’t even take into account the prelims, which feature this guy:

Scary right?  It’s like if Keith Jardine and Ryan Schultz somehow had a child together, and that child grew up in the magical world of the movie "Legend."

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Viva Hate- September 14, 2009 at 7:33 am
Why does Frye have plastic hair?
Houstons db- September 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Dad? Is that you?
UFC fan- September 13, 2009 at 3:54 pm
watching old fighters try to be what they use to be is pathetic, its like old comedians thinking they are still funny thank GOD that old fucker George Carlin's died, he was getting more bitter and full of shit each passing year, it was a good thing his wrinkled ass got gone.
If Frye fights again it needs to be against some equally pathetic fuck like shamrock.
Brock SMASH puny human odour- September 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Frye: You call that a mustache? Shit, kid. My wife's got that thing beat.
Herman: Your wife has a mustache?
Frye: Her nipples do. Wait, what did you say about my wife?
I Hate Bisping- September 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Its ok that he got KTFO. Memories are still fond. Just like those of Chuck.
UFC fan- September 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Don Frye got his ass knocked out, man these old fuckers need to learn they can't fight anymore.
That was pathetic.
LargeMidget- September 13, 2009 at 2:33 am
Any fighter that looks like my dad is ok in my book.
One Two- September 12, 2009 at 5:33 pm
@reddog sure your not thinking of rex from rex quon do
Bill C.- September 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Hantz is definitely Techno Viking.
reddog- September 12, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Is Don Frye still managed by Dan Severn?

And what about the weight lifter chick that cornered him? She still around?

The Beast runs The Predator, trained by the Bull Dyke, all three with killer staches
Bovice- September 12, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Frye better wax this fucker's ass. We have the same hometown!!
Walrus- September 12, 2009 at 1:46 pm
^ sounds sick

As far as Frye goes.

Don Frye is America -- Don Frye is America!!!!!
battleminnow- September 12, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Arena Rumble is tonight as well, in Spokane, WA. Fighters like Jeremy Horn, Trevor Prangley, Lyle Beerbohm, Jason Guida, Terry Martin, and Brad Imes, to name a few. Don't know if it is going to be streamed anywhere.
Lysol- September 12, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Dude, for an old sun of a bitch, Frye is still fun to watch. This'll be a better investment than the fifteen minutes I spend watching YAMMA fights on Youtube.
Socal Tot- September 12, 2009 at 12:18 pm
@ steampunk- yeah, the Magnum PI theme song fits him perfectly.
Bag Puncher- September 12, 2009 at 12:17 pm
^Wearing snake skin boots, and calling everyone a "pussy".
Payday- September 12, 2009 at 11:54 am
Frye is fuckin' sweet. He reminds me of that uncle that is always at graduation open houses, getting sauced, telling raunchy jokes, cracking off loud farts, and trying to fight high school kids later in the evening.
steampunk22- September 12, 2009 at 11:39 am
I'd just like to see Frye come out dressed in a hawaiian shirt and khaki short shorts driving a ferrari, flanked by Higgins and TC. Best entrance ever.
Harry Russo- September 12, 2009 at 11:39 am
^Then get mashed on a shitload of bud light lime.
TimReaper87- September 12, 2009 at 10:58 am
Frye will get mashed
clutchy hopkins- September 12, 2009 at 10:35 am
hahaahaha frye rockin the jeans and no shirt ahhaah
Bodybodyhead- September 12, 2009 at 10:33 am
Herman: Shit this is what im gonna look like in 15 years
One Two- September 12, 2009 at 10:27 am
Yeah i wish Bitetti was streaming for 6 bucks somewhere. Arona weighed in at 201 saw eastman was over is the fight still going down?
peanutbuttter- September 12, 2009 at 10:19 am
Is that not Techno Viking??
LAS- September 12, 2009 at 9:34 am
Good to see that Bud Light Lime isn't missing out on a great advertising opportunity.