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The Don Frye YAMMA Promos You Never Saw

As The Fight Nerd reminds us, this weekend marks one year since the MMAbortion known as YAMMA Pit Fighting was forced upon the world.  In honor of this YAMMAversary, our nerdy friend has dug up some promo material that never saw the light of day.  Remember when Don Frye was originally scheduled to take on Oleg Taktarov in the "Master’s Division" (read: old guys), and then had to pull out with an injury?  It proved to be Frye’s smartest career move, but fortunately for us he had time to film some promos for YAMMA first. 

Say what you will about "The Predator," but he is the master of totally sweet burns that sound like something you’d hear down at the hardware store.  Plus, his delivery is second to none.  Today’s fighters just don’t compare their opponents’ heads to a "five-gallon bucket full of buttholes" quite the way Don used to.

After the jump, relive the awful shitshow that was YAMMA, and then be glad that it went away forever.



(I’m not sure if "highlight" is the right term for this.)


(Do yourself a favor and skip to the 0:23 mark. Then become depressed.)

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Don Frye is Haggar- April 12, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Bahaha I'm glad someone else found the resemblance as uncanny as I did.

If they can pump out a shit fest Dragonball movie then I think the fans deserve Don Frye as Mike Haggar. Spinning piledriver anyone?
KTFO- April 10, 2009 at 11:07 pm
If I watch anymore Yamma highlights Yamma throw up on myself.
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- April 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm
What the fuck is a YAMMA?
Anonymous- April 10, 2009 at 8:34 am
I want to have Don Frye's babies. That dude is all man. You can tell by the mustache and the fact that his voice sounds like my grandmas (who has smoked for the last 40 years-how is she still alive?).

WAR DON FRYE!
Anonymous- April 10, 2009 at 7:21 am
Holy Shit! Don Frye has been punched in the head way too many times. He sounds just like that guy from the movie, "Sling Blade." Is this what is going to happen to all MMA fighters when they get old. Their brains will turn to mush, but hopefully they will still be doing awesome interviews like this.


RIP Don Frye's Brain
Clyde- April 10, 2009 at 4:43 am
Dear god. Make it stop.

Oh. Nevermind. The viewing public already did by not paying to see this shite. At least they didn't include any of scott ferral's announcing.
Dakyn- April 10, 2009 at 3:28 am
Yamma Pit Fighting? More like Fatty Pit Fighting.

Butterbean trying to shrimp reminded me of Jabba-the-fucking-hutt for Christ's sake. Did anyone actually pay for a PVP of this shit?
Goat- April 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Nobody can touch Don Frye

Lodz- April 9, 2009 at 9:00 pm
The fight nerd is kinda a huge nerd.
Anonymous- April 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm
That man is a genius. The UFC needs to get this guy in there as a guest announcer.
auzzy- April 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm
the most hilarious part about the bucket-butthole statement was his grimace after he said it as if he got a bad mental picture. I replayed it and seriously laughed out loud.
Daddy Doug- April 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I didn't know Tom Selleck was in MMA.
Anonymous- April 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
"five gallon bucket full of butt-holes"
Dana Motherf@#king White- April 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm
"Welcome to Rick Steves MMA ..."
Anonymous- April 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I filmed those 2 dopes. It was the toughest 3 minutes of my life
Cadillac- April 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm
After the fight, Butterbean was disappointed at the ineffectiveness of his "beached whale" guard technique.
Scar Tissue- April 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Someone needs to get Don Frye to star in a Final Fight movie as Mayor Mike Haggar!
Anonymous420- April 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
LOL
Dana White sucks!- April 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Five gallon bucket of shitty MMA more like it!
the easy lover- April 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm
he sure is a fuckin nerd.
WAR BONG- April 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm
"...five gallon bucket of assholes."

WAR FRYE!
i live in a trashcan- April 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
not even a teleprompter could save these two gorgeous, inept women. for the love of god ladies, just smile...just smile at the camera and don't speak, not even a word...unless it's something dirty and indicates fornication...in which case, let loose the stream of consciousness amongst other things...
Lysol- April 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Nope, the dramatic music doesn't make the Butterbean/Pat Smith "fight" less tragic.
Darkside- April 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Don Frye is great, but does he really need to bash Krispy Kreme doughnuts? They're delicious!
shizznitt- April 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm
yamma ring sluts
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