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Done With Kimbo, Dan Quinn Calls Out Mir and Obama
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- April 27, 2009 at 6:30 am
Wonder if crack head Dan knows that the "toxic soap" is just the tapioca starch and maltodextrin fillers used int he "Stevia" dont you?
Dan, its just a frickin sugar substitute you idiot.
Who got him started on this kick? This guy is out of his frickin skull!!
- December 28, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I'd like to take a handful of SHIT and shove it in this guy's face!
- December 28, 2008 at 2:34 pm
6,000 years ago when our ancestors were cavemen... You mean neanderthals, whom all had disappeared about 24,000 years ago?
6,000 isn't even scratching the surface.
Not that, that even touches on the insane amount of ignorance that just wasted about 9 minutes of my life, 9 of which I'll never get back.
Put a shirt on, shut up, and please, quit making videos...
- December 27, 2008 at 3:07 pm
The best line in there was about the power of hydrogen flattening two cities in Japan. I almost died when he said that.
- December 27, 2008 at 10:09 am
So, essentially the "dynamics of bird flu" tell us that "birds are gonna shit death on the ground" and we're going to kill ourselves with vacuum cleaners?
Honestly, the fact that this man hasn't had his guardianship revoked and been made a ward of the state is a little unsettling.
- December 27, 2008 at 1:09 am
he really just said "symbology"...
that's symbolism, buddy..
- December 27, 2008 at 12:52 am
Ohhhh Dan Quinn... I'm amazed this guy isn't dead..
- December 26, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Shit, Dan just made some city punch in the bottom video... sugar and water. we used to make this shit when we couldnt afford to stir up any kool-aid singles.. And the catalyst for the Atomic bomb was Liberty and Freedom... tons of it.
- December 26, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Well thanks dan for calling out ppl who could fuck your ass and make you humble in like 30 seconds (as the iron sheik would say) and i have been eaten stevia in my fruity dyno bites since i was the age of 4.
- December 26, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Dan Quinn is my favorite fighter. No shit.
- December 26, 2008 at 6:11 pm
yea this is all coming from a guy in a shitty room, in front of a day bed. I bet it's his moms house too. I bet beween the stevia and the charity boxing this guy is a real fucking pro.
- December 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm
- December 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Why the hell do you give this guy any space on ur site????? the guys a frickin retard@!!!!!! can u not find other stuff to put on yur site..like come on..pls
- December 26, 2008 at 1:47 pm
this guys a fuckin bum, challanging people to box him? jesus.
- December 26, 2008 at 1:30 pm
does he still lives with his grandma? those are some nice floral drapes.
- December 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Just one more reason to hate Notre Dame. My guess he kharmic payback for all the crap the Catholics did during the Refermation.
- December 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Dan Quinn + prolonged drug use = FAIL
kids don't do drugs, or u'll end up like Dan Quinn
btw, Stevia: hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevia
It "MIGHT" help people with high blood pressure or type-2 diabetes
- December 26, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Oh shit, I didn't get a chance to see the patriot Vaccuum. Wow, some more next level Dan Quinn inventions.
- December 26, 2008 at 12:21 pm
everytime Dan speaks an angel achieves an erection!
- December 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Ok, I'll sum it up for you. I have met this piece of work personally. He is a low level (Gladiator Challenge to be exact) fighter who swears that he can fight. He has actually had a match against Mir which he obviously lost. He was all up on Irvin's nuts when he was an up and comer in GC, and even was stalker-like in his attempt to congratulate him for becoming the GC HW champ. It was pathetic, showing up where he worked out and asking what time he worked out so he could try and give him props, then challenge him. Truly a weird dude, and these videos really don't do him any justice. He has the weirdest mongloid face and his body does look like an old man's with saggy looking skin and all. Bottomline, he really has no skills besides these videos cause their funny as shit.
- December 26, 2008 at 12:17 pm
this man is the future. move over kanye this is the true voice of our generation.
- December 26, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Sick son of a bitch.
- December 26, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I know nothing, you are my new hero (replacing zorak from the brak show).
How is Dan Quinn not the president? Or at the very least, surgeon general?
- December 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm
That fool needs to make his daybed!
- December 26, 2008 at 12:00 pm
You ever wondered what would happen to Matt Hughes if he became a meth-head. Heres your answer.
- December 26, 2008 at 11:48 am
Damn my dad needs to stop making these videos.
- December 26, 2008 at 11:32 am
This guy needs he's fucking Balls kicked in.
- December 26, 2008 at 10:22 am
maybe its not toxins but just stevia? above the mater
- December 26, 2008 at 10:17 am
Any relation to junie browning? lol
just some dong
- December 26, 2008 at 10:08 am
can't wait for the vlog when he tries to push a fart and all his insides come flying out his ass.
I Know Nothing
- December 26, 2008 at 10:08 am
As a nuclear physicist/bio-chemist for the United States government I am here to officially thank you for proving what could be the greatest discovery of the century. I myself have been championing the powers of Stevia for years, but none of my colleagues took me seriously in regards to its true powers. Perhaps if I had foregone a shirt as you have, but alas.
Had I only thought to use a common household blender (rather than the "hi-end, scientific doo-dads" throughout my lab --half of which I don't even know their purpose) I would have been able to demonstrate what both you & me have known for some time now: Stevia is the answer to solving our global environmental crisis! But armed with your videos there will be no more laughing, only whispered words of awe from the scientific community who doubted us true believers.
So, to you I say, huzzah & kudos for your remarkable work. A Nobel Prize is surely coming your way.
--------- -- -----------------(name withheld for the purpose of national security)
When mixed in the proper portions, cocoa-crisps & splenda act as a cure for AIDS & I am curious to know what your findings have been in this area.
- December 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
Sounds like Sean Sherk in a few years
rex quon dow
- December 26, 2008 at 9:48 am
i pray this guy signs up for my 8 week programme so i can tie him to my ceiling and beat shit out of him forget about.he must be related to tom cruise or liked alien vs predator alot forget about it.you think i go home to hot ladys cost i look like that sex case forget about it.
- December 26, 2008 at 9:41 am
My hero. Greatest play in ND football history!
- December 26, 2008 at 9:25 am
i didnt care to watch the whole thing....some1 mind summing it up for every1 who didnt want to waste their life on this shit??? thanks
- December 26, 2008 at 8:47 am
Damn playa, know what im sayin?
seriously who the fuck is this guy? I'll watch his shit because crazy = entertaining.
- December 26, 2008 at 8:45 am
With NYE fast approaching do we still have time to arrange a Dana 'Fuck' White v.s 'Demented' Dan Quinn frekshow bout? My money's on White, only because Tourettes is a less debilitating illness than Schizophrenia.
50 lbs overweight
- December 26, 2008 at 8:33 am
I need to get me some of this stevia - pronto.
- December 26, 2008 at 8:18 am
The words "dog" and "player" should not be said by anyone over 30 years old. It's like trying to learn a rock how to jump.
- December 26, 2008 at 8:06 am
Stevia, a natural sweetner.
I couldn't follow the rest.
He's on crack, don't pay too much attention.
- December 26, 2008 at 7:43 am
WTF is he talking about
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