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Don’t Worry You Guys, The Most Pressing Question Regarding the WEC-UFC Merger Has Been Answered: Brittney is Octagon-Bound, Too


(Video courtesy YouTube/MMA30)

For all of you worrywarts who upon hearing about the pending UFC-WEC merger immediately became concerned about the future of WEC Octagon Girltm Brittney Palmer, you can sleep well tonight knowing that she too will become a UFC employee as of January 2011.

Fighters Only confirmed the news today with UFC president Dana White that Palmer will join the UFC’s current duo, UFC  Playboy Playmate Arianny Celeste and Roger Murtaugh Chandella Powell as the promotion’s female presence at events.

White stated during today’s press conference that the outside apron of the Octagon will be as close as any females will get to being inside the UFC cage as there aren’t enough good female fighters to make any decent division for them in his organization.

For those of you who don’t know who Palmer is, what the hell is wrong with you?

For everyone else, here are some photos and a video to remind you after the jump.


  

(Video courtesy RawVegasTV)

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bruce leroys lice- October 29, 2010 at 8:15 pm
I wanna lick her butthole
dedflesh- October 29, 2010 at 11:29 am
roger f'n murtaugh .. made my day
cagefightmon- October 29, 2010 at 11:04 am
Dogs are easy to come by?? So are skanky hos like you . . . you heartless materialistic bitch!
Sudos KFC- October 29, 2010 at 11:00 am
Chandrella > all other UFC ring girls...there. I said it.
RwilsonR- October 29, 2010 at 9:15 am
@ Antonio and cecils - I know it supposed to ruin your experience with Brittney by seeing her suck face with Cowboy, and that would be disappointing. But honestly, I would probably watch her in a porno with War Machine just to see her naked. So I can't feel too bad for you.
cecils_pupils- October 29, 2010 at 8:32 am
Antonio TurdStick -

What is seen cannot be unseen - I hope you took a hot shower after that... *dry heaves*. Good god! Now I have that visual stuck in my head. Damn you cowboy... damn you to hell.
mothercruncher- October 29, 2010 at 8:20 am
I'm puzzled- she's a total butterface.

Plus, she kept the poor fuckers guitars?

No. Just, no.
jimbonics- October 29, 2010 at 7:09 am
So. This post is awesome. Mostly for the commentary, which makes me feel like less of a man.
DaltonSwayze- October 29, 2010 at 6:38 am
How long until Arianny chases her out of town?
AntonioTurdStick- October 29, 2010 at 6:08 am
Long, time follower, first time poster. I help out with the MMA side of things every year in Columbus in conjunction with "The Arnold".
The oddest moment of my life to date is walking back stage after the WEC weigh-in's last year and literally bump into Cowboy and Britt sucking face hardcore. The only other person in the area at the time was Reed Harris and he was in the corner, arms crossed, watching, shaking his head ruefully. I look at up at him and he gives me the same smile that the dudes used to give in the Mento's commercials. The old "what are ya gonna do" type smile with a slight shoulder shrug. It was just creepy. My one Britt Palmer moment...ruined...it can only happen to the TurdStick.
thesraid- October 29, 2010 at 6:03 am
Roger Murtaugh! Classic!
2and0- October 29, 2010 at 5:24 am
Hey, Britt, I got this marrige I need to wreck, would you give me a hand? I think just one incriminating photo of us would work, call me when you're free. I love you, Lando.
Canadian Chronic- October 29, 2010 at 5:15 am
Awesome that she knows her place is in the kitchen, and no, the most comfortable thing in the world is on the end of my dick
NorthSouthDudesOnly- October 29, 2010 at 1:04 am
Who is the ex that had the guitars?
And what bitch would take a guy's guitars? Fuck this girl and her walleyed tits.
KINGMADE- October 29, 2010 at 12:52 am
Mandella Murtaugh truly is "Black Beauty" at its finest.
gomer316- October 29, 2010 at 12:34 am
Roger Murtaugh is funny, but I have always thought when it smiles it looks like Tike Tyson. looks good from behind though.
thurmonator- October 28, 2010 at 11:44 pm
@ BryanF

They probably just want her to kill herself by jumping off a bridge because that's much easier for CP than having to show any amount of journalistic decorum.



*flushes toilet*
ghostboner- October 28, 2010 at 11:37 pm
There is a tag for Roger Murtaugh! You're killin me CP.
ghostboner- October 28, 2010 at 11:25 pm
DW: What the Fuck is fucking wrong with you? I thought I fucking told you, I am gonna fuck you up twice as bad as you've ever been fucked! How could you do this to that poor aging police officer? You know how fucking close to retirement he is?

BG: But Dana, everybody knows....

Dw: Yeah I was just fuckin with ya. Do whatever you want with Nelson "Shandella" Mandela. And since no one gives a rats ass about Arianny anymore you can put those pics back up.

Bg: Really?

DW: No you fucking idiot of course not! And don't even think about fucking with Cerrone's kool aid! She will be the new golden goose once Brock shaves.
axhed- October 28, 2010 at 11:13 pm
fake nose, fake tits.

"he got the dog, i got his guitars"

fuck that vapid cunt.
ghostboner- October 28, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Oh shit. You guys got the call from Dana yet?
agentsmith- October 28, 2010 at 8:51 pm
@ BryanF:

Mandella's darkness got nothin to do with her ugliness.
BryanF- October 28, 2010 at 8:39 pm
C'mon CP, Roger Murtaugh? That's cold...I'd expect that kind of douchbaggery from the Commenters...but not from you...never from you.

Seriously? Is it because she's black?
Kimbos Bread- October 28, 2010 at 8:31 pm
No lack in naughtiness in you.


I am the naughtiness.
steampunk22- October 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
^^LOL you and me both.
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