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Dream “Super Hulk” Videos: This Is What A Freak Show Looks Like


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If you sacrificed sleep to watch Dream.9 or even if you just read our liveblog, you already know what a completely predictable shit-show the “Super Hulk” tournament was.  For the rest of you, behold the glory.  Above is Jose Canseco vs. Hong Man Choi.  Please take note around the 1:30 mark when Michael Schiavello has the balls to call Jose Canseco’s performance up to that point “pretty cerebral.”  That’s the dude in the long pants who’s throwing overhand rights and then turning his back on his opponent that Schiavello is talking about.  Apparently all you have to do to be considered cerebral at the “Super Hulk” tournament is not swallow your tongue.  

More videos after the jump, including a fight between Bob Sapp and Minowaman that has ‘work’ written all over it.  Shocking, I know.


Bob Sapp vs. Ikuhisha Minowa



Jan Nortje vs. Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou


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the r8ge- May 26, 2009 at 5:56 pm
mousasi is a beast!!! thats the caliber of fighter that not only would do well but be a champion in the ufc
Lysol- May 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm
You just aren't watching Japanese MMA unless Minowa beats a tallentless hack three times his size.
One Two- May 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm
i think the near corners rumble after sokodjous fight was about the most exciting thing in the superhulk tourney. Whats up with the #2 ranked featherweight losing to a guy with 1 fight?!? fucking wrestlers.
4inch4skin- May 26, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Wow, Soukoujou really is a piece of shit
One Two- May 26, 2009 at 11:25 am
Tokoro cullum was definately the best fight, the super hulk tournament now has three small guys and a 1 superhulk.
Dante- May 26, 2009 at 10:48 am
Sokoudjou FTW

hahahaha
kula- May 26, 2009 at 10:33 am
i love jose! he is such a great fighter
NECROPHYTE- May 26, 2009 at 10:25 am
@ lockdown

Right on! Good call.
just some dong- May 26, 2009 at 10:09 am
@ LockDown

MEH!!
just some dong- May 26, 2009 at 10:08 am
Damn! Look out UFC. Dream is really stepping it up.

MEH!!

LockDown- May 26, 2009 at 9:57 am
@ Necrophyte

Honestly, Mousasi would steamroll Anderson. I'm not talking this due his last performance, I always believed Mousasi was too much for any middleweight.
Mousasi is too versatile for any MW fighter.
But I really would like to see him brawling with Akiyama.
PingPong- May 26, 2009 at 9:55 am
Remarkably good performance from Jose Canseco! I mean what was he supposed to do?!?
bpd- May 26, 2009 at 9:52 am
All this has managed to do is get HMC's hit single "Beauty and The Beast" stuck in my head again. This is going to be a long week.
NECROPHYTE- May 26, 2009 at 9:49 am
UFC needs him to beef up the 185lbs division. Besides Maia n Silva, they ain't really got shit. Bisping would be subbed by Maia easily. Mousasi would def be a contender for the title.
LockDown- May 26, 2009 at 9:45 am
@ Necrophyte

He is a natural middleweight
NECROPHYTE- May 26, 2009 at 9:33 am
Damn, what's Gegard Mousasi's natural weight class?
Blackleg- May 26, 2009 at 9:08 am
He did. Was stopped after an an 'accidental illegal kick' opened a vagina on Jacare's noggin and it wouldn't stop bleeding.
Akilleez- May 26, 2009 at 8:59 am
Why didn't Mayhem fight?
mayhem- May 26, 2009 at 8:56 am
All 3 of those fights were so bad its funny!!!

Oh and Sokoudjou is still trash....way over rated and over hyped.
BM2- May 26, 2009 at 8:56 am
Don't forget about Tokoro-Cullum. That was the true highlight of the show.
flying gogoplata- May 26, 2009 at 8:54 am
canseco looked surprisingly good... for about 20 seconds
Rodney- May 26, 2009 at 8:51 am
that was me puking on jose conseco.
Rodney- May 26, 2009 at 8:50 am
BLAAAHHH
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