If you sacrificed sleep to watch Dream.9 or even if you just read our liveblog, you already know what a completely predictable shit-show the “Super Hulk” tournament was. For the rest of you, behold the glory. Above is Jose Canseco vs. Hong Man Choi. Please take note around the 1:30 mark when Michael Schiavello has the balls to call Jose Canseco’s performance up to that point “pretty cerebral.” That’s the dude in the long pants who’s throwing overhand rights and then turning his back on his opponent that Schiavello is talking about. Apparently all you have to do to be considered cerebral at the “Super Hulk” tournament is not swallow your tongue.
More videos after the jump, including a fight between Bob Sapp and Minowaman that has ‘work’ written all over it. Shocking, I know.
Bob Sapp vs. Ikuhisha Minowa
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Comments
Tue, 05/26/09 - 08:50
BLAAAHHH
Tue, 05/26/09 - 08:51
that was me puking on jose conseco.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 08:54
canseco looked surprisingly good... for about 20 seconds
Tue, 05/26/09 - 08:56
Don't forget about Tokoro-Cullum. That was the true highlight of the show.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 08:56
All 3 of those fights were so bad its funny!!! Oh and Sokoudjou is still trash....way over rated and over hyped.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 08:59
Why didn't Mayhem fight?
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:08
He did. Was stopped after an an 'accidental illegal kick' opened a vagina on Jacare's noggin and it wouldn't stop bleeding.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:33
Damn, what's Gegard Mousasi's natural weight class?
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:45
@ Necrophyte He is a natural middleweight
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:49
UFC needs him to beef up the 185lbs division. Besides Maia n Silva, they ain't really got shit. Bisping would be subbed by Maia easily. Mousasi would def be a contender for the title.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:52
All this has managed to do is get HMC's hit single "Beauty and The Beast" stuck in my head again. This is going to be a long week.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:55
Remarkably good performance from Jose Canseco! I mean what was he supposed to do?!?
Tue, 05/26/09 - 09:57
@ Necrophyte Honestly, Mousasi would steamroll Anderson. I'm not talking this due his last performance, I always believed Mousasi was too much for any middleweight. Mousasi is too versatile for any MW fighter. But I really would like to see him brawling with Akiyama.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 10:08
Damn! Look out UFC. Dream is really stepping it up. MEH!!
Tue, 05/26/09 - 10:09
@ LockDown MEH!!
Tue, 05/26/09 - 10:25
@ lockdown Right on! Good call.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 10:33
i love jose! he is such a great fighter
Tue, 05/26/09 - 10:48
Sokoudjou FTW hahahaha
Tue, 05/26/09 - 11:25
Tokoro cullum was definately the best fight, the super hulk tournament now has three small guys and a 1 superhulk.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 12:21
Wow, Soukoujou really is a piece of shit
Tue, 05/26/09 - 12:51
i think the near corners rumble after sokodjous fight was about the most exciting thing in the superhulk tourney. Whats up with the #2 ranked featherweight losing to a guy with 1 fight?!? fucking wrestlers.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 01:43
You just aren't watching Japanese MMA unless Minowa beats a tallentless hack three times his size.
Tue, 05/26/09 - 05:56
mousasi is a beast!!! thats the caliber of fighter that not only would do well but be a champion in the ufc
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