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Dream.12 Quick Results and Videos: Overeem, Sakuraba, Alvarez and Zaromskis Rule the White Cage


(Overeem vs. Thompson. Props to DreamCageFights. And special props to Michael Schiavello for predicting that this fight wouldn’t last long. How the hell did he see that one coming?!?)

- Alistair Overeem def. James Thompson via submission (guillotine choke), 0:33 of round 1
- Eddie Alvarez def. Katsunori Kikuno via submission (arm-triangle choke), 3:42 of round 2 
- Marius Zaromskis def. Myeon Ho Bae via KO (head kick), 0:19 of round 1 
- Kazushi Sakuraba def. Zelg Galesic via submission (kneebar), 1:40 of round 1 
- Katsuyori Shibata def. Tokimitsu Ishizawa via TKO, 4:52 of round 1 
- Dong Sik Yoon def. Tarec Saffiedine via split decision 
- Yoshiro Maeda def. Chase Beebe via submission (rear-naked choke), 3:36 of round 1 
- Kuniyoshi Hironaka def. Won Sik Park via TKO (eye injury), 5:00 of round 1
- Tomoya Miyashita def. Keisuke Fujiwara via unanimous decision

More fight videos after the jump…



(Zaromskis vs. Bae)


(Sakuraba vs. Galesic)


(Alvarez vs. Kikuno)


(Maeda vs. Beebe)


(Shibata vs. Ishizawa)

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VisitingDeadAncestors- October 26, 2009 at 9:54 am
Guy Metzger is fucking hilarious... his nonsensical rants = awesomeness.

Saku takes punches like Jenna takes weiner.....



Jeffro- October 26, 2009 at 5:30 am
Thank you CAGEPOTATO for putting up all these fights. Motherfuck time warner for taking my HDNet.

I am so scared for Saku ever time he steps into the ring (cage?). It make a victory that much more enjoyable, though. WAR SAKURABA!!!
Dr.- October 25, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Sakuraba is one tenacious mofo.
Viva Hate- October 25, 2009 at 5:25 pm
The douchiest moment in MMA history comes at the :48 until 1:10 in the Marius Zaromskis , Michael Schiavello gave me douche chills like I have never felt.
Kevin Marshall- October 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm
There are few people in this world that I have as low a tolerance for as Michael Schiavello. I'm convinced he was put on this Earth to punish me for something bad I did when I was younger.

This entire card was a joke from top to bottom. Anybody who says "this is REAL fighting unlike the UFC" should just admit that they're more fans of spectacle than sport. Which, you know, there's nothing wrong with that. Just don't put on any pretenses otherwise.
foobz- October 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm
James Thompson is a colossal failure.
BEAM- October 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I like Dream and I love the new cage, but some of those fights looked a little fishy. Especially Alvarez/Kikuno. Perhaps Eddie knew he was in total control and just wanted to play up the drama a bit but, on one occasion, he could have easily popped his head out of that guillotine but seemingly decided not to. The announcer even said "Eddie will pop his head out in a minute." Yeah, no kidding.
mikerip- October 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm
HD Net has the worst announcing team in the business.
kempo666- October 25, 2009 at 11:54 am
Fuck yeah Sakuraba. He still makes most BJJ "black belts" look like beginners.
BobWall- October 25, 2009 at 11:23 am
I don't think Saku saw the glove touch coming. Still one of my favorate fighters though.
fightwithpassion- October 25, 2009 at 11:15 am
Overeem shocks the world ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY is in the building. The biggest upset in MMA history.
Pac-Man- October 25, 2009 at 11:05 am
@ Cagefightmon

If by fixed you mean matched up with a comparable opponent for a competitive fight as opposed to matched up for a lop-sided, one way ass whooping then yes, the UFC is so totally fixed.
for the love of mma- October 25, 2009 at 11:04 am
those were good fights!!! japan may not have the big names but there hardly boring!!
Kayo- October 25, 2009 at 10:33 am
mike schiavello looks like joe rogan's retarded twin brother that they deported away to Japan.
RPS13- October 25, 2009 at 10:11 am
mike schiavello doesn't look the way i pictured him
One Two- October 25, 2009 at 10:08 am
I thought the same thing it would've been stopped. i hate sissy refs and early stoppages and theres a prime example of why. eddie had a tough fight and Zaromskis is officially the new cro cop. whats that 3 headkick Kos in a row!?! crazy
BigCountrysCholesterol- October 25, 2009 at 9:34 am
Can you guys imagine that Sakuraba fight being allowed to continue the way that it did if it were being held stateside? No chance in hell.
Bob Reilly- October 25, 2009 at 9:19 am
What???
cagefightmon- October 25, 2009 at 8:54 am
WELCOME TO THE UFC . . . the world of FIXED fighting!!
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