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An Eerily Accurate Look at What Josh Barnett and Brett Rogers’ Strikeforce Tournament Bout Might Look Like


(Video courtesy YouTube/MegaDkstyle)

Okay, we admit we were just grasping for some way to make this hilarious suburb-dwelling gangster scrap video seem somewhat MMA-related so we could rationalize posting it on the site. If you’re reading this Josh and Brett, we didn’t mean anything by it, we swear.

Anyway, it’s obvious that these two tough guys train UFC, although the ginger-haired kid seems to prefer PRIDE rules.

Nothing we can say can come close to the hilarity of the actual video, so we won’t bother, but we will leave you with some sage advice.

Let this be a warning to you that you should never steal your buddy’s bong and take pictures of it and post them on your Facebook page. In the mean streets of Burbank, that kind of bullshit will earn you a beatdown in front of your parent’s house while they’re at work, son.

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k-onda- January 16, 2011 at 9:29 am
These guys get their girlfriends to open pickle jars for them - and then stick the pickles up each other's asses.
I wonder how many TapOut shirts they own between them.
They didn't exactly try every move in the book - I never a saw titty twister...although at one moment I'm sure one kid was considering sticking his tongue in the other's ear.
ShortBus- January 15, 2011 at 10:24 pm
I'll be honest, I was disappointed when it ended. Even as inept as these two are it seems amazing that neither of them connected with one of those wild, slow motion, hay makers. A fight doesn't get more evenly matched than that.

Thank you for posting the vid CP. It was funny, disturbing and absolutely bizarre.
halfbreed23- January 14, 2011 at 11:43 am
That DIRT post with the stats is classic.

d.harn- January 14, 2011 at 8:28 am
Robot Nerds!!!
d.harn- January 14, 2011 at 8:21 am
:)
d.harn- January 14, 2011 at 8:20 am
This shit is Gold! I kept waiting for them to kiss LOL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ballkick- January 14, 2011 at 5:58 am
Pathetic Pugilistic Prowess by Post-Pubescent Pussy Pansies.,.....say it five times fast after 5 Crown and Cokes.
Carl Sagan- January 14, 2011 at 4:02 am
"Train UFC" my favorite Sherdogism.
fightfan- January 14, 2011 at 1:12 am
Priceless how quickly the fat dude was "outta breath dawg" everytime he was about to get his ass beat. Everytime he was in trouble and close to getting hurt..."Im sick dawg or I cant breathe dawg"

I guess high school changed since I went there. That was embarrassing to watch. Was that suppossed to be a fight??
fatbellyfrank- January 13, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Fat Tatty Kid demands immediate rematch " He couldn't breathe" claims Fat Tatty's manager Tito Ortiz, who also stated "I tell you what yer feelin right now, How does it feel?thats for all my fans"
Joe-Say Aldo- January 13, 2011 at 10:13 pm
"Your winner, by unanimous decision, and NEW suburban gangsta wanna be champion, Ginger!"
- Bruce Buffer
Travelinron- January 13, 2011 at 8:00 pm
I love the professionalism of the cameraman. Good angles and no laughing at the fighters.
djp1988- January 13, 2011 at 7:21 pm
This is what it would look like if James Toney UFC'd himself.
Smitty- January 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm
@ Dirt
Now that shit made me laugh out loud for real!!! Good shit.
SacrificeTheMinions- January 13, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Really? I thought it was more like Koscheck vs Daley. I mean there's cheap shots, ground and pound rabbit punches, shit talking, and they didn't hurt each other.
Lane31- January 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Great tribute to the last 10 years of mma.

Nate Quarry vs. Kalib Starnes

Brock Lesnar vs. Carwin, Valesquez

Shogun vs. Japanese fighter

Wandelei vs. Japenese fighter

Josh Koscheck vs. Paul Daley

Bob Sapp vs. Nogueria

Fedor moments

Tank abbott moments

Gotta love that spine kick

It's nice to see some true "hard core fans" Awesome video damn I miss pride.
ccman- January 13, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Good news goog, both just got signed to fight in the right side bracket of the strikeforce grand prix.

apparently Barnett realized he would have to pee and AA was in a winter storm and a snowflake found his chin.
RearNakedSpoon- January 13, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Goog has to be a professional comedian.
Dirt- January 13, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Stat Machine
Ginger_______________________________Fat Tatty Kid

0______________Claiming Can’t breath_______5
17_______________Punches thrown_________22
3________________Punches landed__________2
17.6%_________________%______________9.1%
13ish______________Kicks thrown___________3
None Worth counting__Landed______None Worth counting
1_________________Take downs____________1
0________________Slams (sort Of)__________1
52_____________Punches G&P Thrown_______5
44__________________Landed______________2
9__________________Bitch Slaps____________0
3___________________Elbows______________0
6__________Illegal punches to back of head____0
1__________________Illegal Kicks___________0
0_________________Sub Attempts__________1
1____________________Mounts_____________1
3__________________Gnd Knees___________0
6____________Calling opponent a Pussy______4
4____________Calling opponent a Bitch______5
0_________________Luggy Threat__________0

And They let the fight go to the judges...
All 3 judges call this bout a Total waste of time for all
those that had to watch it!
RwilsonR- January 13, 2011 at 4:42 pm
So that's what a real Huntington Beach Bad Boy looks like.
fatbellyfrank- January 13, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Do you think either of these two have actually done any physical activity in their live's?? Christ I'm 48 yrs old and in better shape than either of those two pasty assed blubber butts,
bitteralex- January 13, 2011 at 3:55 pm
still more exciting than a Jon Fitch fight
El Guapo- January 13, 2011 at 3:46 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was comedy. Somebody give Goog a shitty DVD already.
Goog- January 13, 2011 at 3:23 pm
And Now They're Fired: Pussy and Bitch
pinkyslayer- January 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm
"You want me to hock a loogie right on your face, dawg?"
"nah, that's pussy"
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