MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Epic Fail: Toyo Tires

Failo Tires
Wide view Quinton Rampage Jackson UFC

Hey, all publicity is good publicity, right?

(Props: “JayRoc” on the UG)

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Darkside- July 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm
If the tire don't fit, you must acquit!!!
aka_godlike- July 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm
rampage is obviously black and therefore obviously guilty of tryin to kill white ppl with a vehicle because of past crimes commited against him (griffen with the uninamous desicion.. to be the champ u gotta beat the champ and he did enough at most for a draw) kill whitey rampage
Anonymous- July 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Wow, those wheels are worn all the way down...wow.
Rampage's Posse- July 15, 2008 at 1:32 pm
FREE RAMPAGE!

QUINTON IS INNOCENT!!
TheTFC- July 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I posted the wrong link...Here is the link to the thread idea you stole and generated ad revenue through:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.frame&thread=1310730&page=1
TheTFC- July 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Yea, cagepotato...nice job stealing my idea for a thread. You gave props to the "fail" photo, but dude, I started the goddammed thread...can't you guys come up with any original stuff? I want a free t-shirt. I'm not kidding.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.frame&thread=1310730&page=1
super matt- July 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
LMAO at boiling tater, lawyer boy spent like an hour tryin to sound important i love it, an rampage is bound to break the law some times, like come on, he is a middle aged black male an according to satistics hes bound to hit n run an run n gun an pimp hos an such, the end lmao
C-Bus Allstar- July 15, 2008 at 11:37 am
LOL @ Boiling tater.. that's fuckin' hilarious
dog- July 15, 2008 at 10:41 am
He should get use to that position it looks like the one he takes in the ring hahahahah
Boiling Tater- July 15, 2008 at 7:53 am
Your honor, it became apparent, after the fact, that my client's tire (Toyo) shredded which caused my client's altered and modified vehicle to behave erratically and irregularly. And in part, because of the size and modifications to the vehicle, my client never knew or realized that he may have hit another vehicle(s), as alleged. But the other fact for consideration by the court is that my client's hands did not and could not feel any contact to another vehicle via the steering wheel of the modified "gianormous" gas guzzler because of his heavy handedness.

The court should weigh the fact that my client is a world renowned professional fighter who makes his living with his heavy hands. As a result, his hands have been damaged; to the extent that his hands lack the sensitivity to tactile contact(s), including the steering wheel of the modified vehicle [and opponents]. Consequently, my client never knew and never felt that he may have hit anything. He simply never had any actual knowledge of the alleged event(s).

Your honor, the modified vehicle is a promotional apparatus which the court should take notice of for several reasons: size, modifications, advertising and the photographic representation of my client "billboarded" on the vehicle's exterior.

Your honor, my client innocently entered into contract(s) to drive the modified vehicle for promotional purposes. In fact, the modified vehicle is a mechanism for advertising by which my client is paid by the advertisers and sponsors to drive, openly and notoriously. As a result, all of the modifications repairs and/or maintenance and components are contractually pre-established, and because of the extraordinariness of the vehicle it requires very frequent care, repair and maintenance by professional, paid auto mechanics. And that is where my client was hurriedly heading to on the day in question -- repairs and/or maintenance.

... [its too late 2AM pst, and I'm too outta gas to finish]... more to follow... maybe....
Aoki's A OK- July 15, 2008 at 7:02 am
Just before exploding, the tire said to Rampage, "Hit and run? Really?!? You're better than this, Quinton." No self respecting Toyo tire will stand for the Machida plan.
Vess- July 15, 2008 at 3:50 am
Hmmm, it is only after hitting 3 cars with exposed TOYO tires, did the tire burst. I think that is pretty good. I wouldn't mind a set for my pickup.
KG- July 15, 2008 at 3:37 am
I figured out why Rampage went ballistic today! ITS A FULL moon.. no lie.. him and his howling sh*t make sense now... dude is a werewolf that goes crazy on a full moon...
Warcraft- July 15, 2008 at 2:47 am
I could see Toyo new ads "Toyo Tires automatically shred when running from the police. It a new safety feature that Rampage Jackson of the UFC uses"
TH3SH3PH3RD- July 15, 2008 at 2:38 am
He better be drunk! I mean I love Rampage but if he aint drunk then thats just stupidity. I've hit an run before but I WAS drunk and poor. If you aint drunk Rampage, I'm disappointed. p.s please be drunk.
Gracies are fags and assholes- July 15, 2008 at 1:53 am
RAMPAGE FOR PREZIDENTE! ARIBA! !!! !!!11111111!!!!!!!!11!! rampage roolz
Thr Rick- July 15, 2008 at 1:43 am
Now Dana can ban Toyo from the ufc for taking some of its spotlight.
1st- July 15, 2008 at 1:15 am
1st!!!! Poooor rampage. Wonder y he did that??????? Hes still my fav though!!!!!
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