rampage is obviously black and therefore obviously guilty of tryin to kill white ppl with a vehicle because of past crimes commited against him (griffen with the uninamous desicion.. to be the champ u gotta beat the champ and he did enough at most for a draw) kill whitey rampage
Yea, cagepotato...nice job stealing my idea for a thread. You gave props to the "fail" photo, but dude, I started the goddammed thread...can't you guys come up with any original stuff? I want a free t-shirt. I'm not kidding.
LMAO at boiling tater, lawyer boy spent like an hour tryin to sound important i love it, an rampage is bound to break the law some times, like come on, he is a middle aged black male an according to satistics hes bound to hit n run an run n gun an pimp hos an such, the end lmao
Your honor, it became apparent, after the fact, that my client's tire (Toyo) shredded which caused my client's altered and modified vehicle to behave erratically and irregularly. And in part, because of the size and modifications to the vehicle, my client never knew or realized that he may have hit another vehicle(s), as alleged. But the other fact for consideration by the court is that my client's hands did not and could not feel any contact to another vehicle via the steering wheel of the modified "gianormous" gas guzzler because of his heavy handedness.
The court should weigh the fact that my client is a world renowned professional fighter who makes his living with his heavy hands. As a result, his hands have been damaged; to the extent that his hands lack the sensitivity to tactile contact(s), including the steering wheel of the modified vehicle [and opponents]. Consequently, my client never knew and never felt that he may have hit anything. He simply never had any actual knowledge of the alleged event(s).
Your honor, the modified vehicle is a promotional apparatus which the court should take notice of for several reasons: size, modifications, advertising and the photographic representation of my client "billboarded" on the vehicle's exterior.
Your honor, my client innocently entered into contract(s) to drive the modified vehicle for promotional purposes. In fact, the modified vehicle is a mechanism for advertising by which my client is paid by the advertisers and sponsors to drive, openly and notoriously. As a result, all of the modifications repairs and/or maintenance and components are contractually pre-established, and because of the extraordinariness of the vehicle it requires very frequent care, repair and maintenance by professional, paid auto mechanics. And that is where my client was hurriedly heading to on the day in question -- repairs and/or maintenance.
... [its too late 2AM pst, and I'm too outta gas to finish]... more to follow... maybe....
Just before exploding, the tire said to Rampage, "Hit and run? Really?!? You're better than this, Quinton." No self respecting Toyo tire will stand for the Machida plan.
I figured out why Rampage went ballistic today! ITS A FULL moon.. no lie.. him and his howling sh*t make sense now... dude is a werewolf that goes crazy on a full moon...
He better be drunk! I mean I love Rampage but if he aint drunk then thats just stupidity. I've hit an run before but I WAS drunk and poor. If you aint drunk Rampage, I'm disappointed. p.s please be drunk.
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The court should weigh the fact that my client is a world renowned professional fighter who makes his living with his heavy hands. As a result, his hands have been damaged; to the extent that his hands lack the sensitivity to tactile contact(s), including the steering wheel of the modified vehicle [and opponents]. Consequently, my client never knew and never felt that he may have hit anything. He simply never had any actual knowledge of the alleged event(s).
Your honor, the modified vehicle is a promotional apparatus which the court should take notice of for several reasons: size, modifications, advertising and the photographic representation of my client "billboarded" on the vehicle's exterior.
Your honor, my client innocently entered into contract(s) to drive the modified vehicle for promotional purposes. In fact, the modified vehicle is a mechanism for advertising by which my client is paid by the advertisers and sponsors to drive, openly and notoriously. As a result, all of the modifications repairs and/or maintenance and components are contractually pre-established, and because of the extraordinariness of the vehicle it requires very frequent care, repair and maintenance by professional, paid auto mechanics. And that is where my client was hurriedly heading to on the day in question -- repairs and/or maintenance.
... [its too late 2AM pst, and I'm too outta gas to finish]... more to follow... maybe....
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