
("You ain’t my wife, but you’ll do for right now.")
The UFC has confirmed the pay-per-view lineup for their super-stacked UFC 121 event, which goes down October 23rd at the Honda Center in Anaheim. Tune in and you will see Brock Lesnar go for his third heavyweight belt defense against Cain Velasquez, Jake Shields attempt to leapfrog Jon Fitch on the welterweight ladder by smashing Martin Kampmann, and Tito Ortiz try to take advantage of Matt Hamill‘s deafness-related lack of equilibrium. (Science!) Plus: Sanchez vs. Thiago, Schuab vs. Gonzaga, TUF 11 winner Court McGee stuffed onto the prelims and more. Tickets go on sale to the general public this Saturday at noon PT.
Fun fact, from the UFC press release: If Lesnar defeats Velasquez, he will tie Tim Sylvia for the most heavyweight title defenses, and will set the record for most consecutive heavyweight title defenses. And now, the lineup…
Main Card
Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez (for heavyweight title)
Martin Kampmann vs. Jake Shields (WW)
Paulo Thiago vs. Diego Sanchez (WW)
Tito Ortiz vs. Matt Hamill (LHW)
Brendan Schaub vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (HW)
Preliminary Card (Reported, but not yet announced)
Ryan Jensen vs. Court McGee (MW)
Todd Duffee vs. Jon Madsen (HW)
Patrick Cote vs. Tom Lawlor (MW)
Sam Stout vs. Paul Taylor (LW)
Mike Guymon vs. Daniel Roberts (WW)
Chris Camozzi vs. Dongi Yang (MW)








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commentsI beleive Matt Hamill has been granted permission to wear protective headgear, due to Dr Tito's soft skull diagnosis.
Oh, and Jenna has a huge vag, just thought I'd throw that one out there, no really guys, its fucken enormous, it doubles as a truck stop
If Brock wins Cain has to knock out a bit of landscaping and clean his pool.
If Cain wins Brock gets jumped into MS13 and works as a drug mule for one year.
If Brock wins, the Arizona law becomes national law enforceable by not just police but by rednecks too, free paintball guns for anyone living near the border, Cinco de Mayo is canceled, and Cain has to get a big veiny cock sword tattooed between his moobs. Oh, and also the UFC HW belt would go to the winner.
Jake Shieldzzz is soooo boring that he is the only object in the universe that has never been called, referred to, or associated in any way with the word Epic.
Also, I dip Copenhagen
Also, never underestimate the power of Food Stamps. Them rednecks just trade 'em for stolen Visa gift cards and whala - TicketMaster conquered.
Still, this card is SOOOOO EPIC!
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