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Epic Main Card Confirmed for ‘UFC 121: Lesnar vs. Velasquez’


("You ain’t my wife, but you’ll do for right now.")

The UFC has confirmed the pay-per-view lineup for their super-stacked UFC 121 event, which goes down October 23rd at the Honda Center in Anaheim. Tune in and you will see Brock Lesnar go for his third heavyweight belt defense against Cain Velasquez, Jake Shields attempt to leapfrog Jon Fitch on the welterweight ladder by smashing Martin Kampmann, and Tito Ortiz try to take advantage of Matt Hamill‘s deafness-related lack of equilibrium. (Science!) Plus: Sanchez vs. Thiago, Schuab vs. Gonzaga, TUF 11 winner Court McGee stuffed onto the prelims and more. Tickets go on sale to the general public this Saturday at noon PT.

Fun fact, from the UFC press release: If Lesnar defeats Velasquez, he will tie Tim Sylvia for the most heavyweight title defenses, and will set the record for most consecutive heavyweight title defenses. And now, the lineup…

Main Card
Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez (for heavyweight title)
Martin Kampmann vs. Jake Shields (WW)
Paulo Thiago vs. Diego Sanchez (WW)
Tito Ortiz vs. Matt Hamill (LHW)
Brendan Schaub vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (HW)


Preliminary Card (Reported, but not yet announced)
Ryan Jensen vs. Court McGee (MW)
Todd Duffee vs. Jon Madsen (HW)
Patrick Cote vs. Tom Lawlor (MW)
Sam Stout vs. Paul Taylor (LW)
Mike Guymon vs. Daniel Roberts (WW)
Chris Camozzi vs. Dongi Yang (MW)

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topdog- August 17, 2010 at 6:06 am
Well Cain will beat Lesnar with his superior striking and he won't blow his wad like Carwin. Oh and I cant wait to see Jake Shields lose...any takers? @ darkhorse06 Brock has been a drug mule for quite some time now...WWE?
Bill Jackson- August 16, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Tim Sylvia is tied with Randy Couture for most UFC heavyweight title defenses. If Brock wins, he will beat them both.
shitbag- August 16, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Fuck this, that whole crowd's going to be asleep for the main event - looks who's fighting before the main event...
fatbellyfrank- August 16, 2010 at 7:10 pm
I believe Tito's equilibium may not hold out for his fight, its not easy keeping a massive Bollard like that under control, and once when momentum takes over, Titos skinny lil body has to follow where the head goes.
I beleive Matt Hamill has been granted permission to wear protective headgear, due to Dr Tito's soft skull diagnosis.

Oh, and Jenna has a huge vag, just thought I'd throw that one out there, no really guys, its fucken enormous, it doubles as a truck stop
fatbellyfrank- August 16, 2010 at 7:04 pm
@ Boner I'm with you man, frankly, the word epic is bandied around to much, and if I can be Frank for a moment......(see what I did there) I've frankly had enough of the word epic myself, speaking Frankly
DARKHORSE06- August 16, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Naw -

If Brock wins Cain has to knock out a bit of landscaping and clean his pool.

If Cain wins Brock gets jumped into MS13 and works as a drug mule for one year.
ghostboner- August 16, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Perhaps there should be more on the line for this fight, to keep the obvious fan bases happy. Say if Cain wins, amnesty for all illegals, Brock has to get a Brown Pride tattoo, a dunk tank for the sponsors of the Arizona reform bill, and all faux gold windshield wipers and door trim is half off at Autozone for a week.
If Brock wins, the Arizona law becomes national law enforceable by not just police but by rednecks too, free paintball guns for anyone living near the border, Cinco de Mayo is canceled, and Cain has to get a big veiny cock sword tattooed between his moobs. Oh, and also the UFC HW belt would go to the winner.
ghostboner- August 16, 2010 at 4:57 pm
You motherfuckers. I should have known I would recieve an epic mocking for that. Ok fine. At least I had an epic comment. ANd while I'm at it...

Jake Shieldzzz is soooo boring that he is the only object in the universe that has never been called, referred to, or associated in any way with the word Epic.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 16, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Tito Ortiz head is so big when he goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Mechanicjitsu- August 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Hey c'mon guys. Tito had to marry a porn star. They are the only women with vaginas big enough to naturally birth a child whose head is Tito's size. Really prudent planning actually.....


DangadaDang- August 16, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Mr Misanthropy is so delusional he thinks those jokes are still funny
Almost North- August 16, 2010 at 4:20 pm
I would have thought someone named Dickface would have a natural affinity for a guy with a dick on his chest. You are practically related.
Dickface- August 16, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I am a redneck and nothing any of you a-holes have said upsets me more than calling me a Brock Lesnar fan.

Also, I dip Copenhagen
DARKHORSE06- August 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Hamill will win by knockout; all he has to do is close his eyes and swing, he wont be able to miss Ortiz's gigantic pumpkin head.
fatbellyfrank- August 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
RwilsonR, damm, I've got a perfect minds eye picure of the affliction shirts and the sleeveless cammo tank tops just itchin to go at it
DARKHORSE06- August 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I cant wait to see Brock slather that big hot, sweaty, veiny, long, and hard cock tattoo all over Cain Velasquez' Brown Pride.
El Guapo- August 16, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Ahhh, yes. I got it backwards initially. All that Jake Shields talk must h.. ZZZZZZZ
RwilsonR- August 16, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Although, now that I think about it you might not want floor seats if the rednecks are up high above you in the cheap seats. You'll be wiping Skoal and saliva off the back of your neck all night.
RwilsonR- August 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm
@ El Guapo - That's why I suggested you should get floor seats to avoid them. The rednecks will have probably just spent the last of their money chroming their new trailer hitch, so they will be up in the cheap seats.
Erased230- August 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Sweet card. Not too keen on Ortiz V Hamill though.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Tito Ortiz head so big he has to feed himself with a pitchfork.
cecils_pupils- August 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@El Guapo - They should make a Keystone beer commercial where Keith Stone finds some way to get into UFC 121 by being smooth.

Also, never underestimate the power of Food Stamps. Them rednecks just trade 'em for stolen Visa gift cards and whala - TicketMaster conquered.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Tito Otiz head so fat he tried to make the funny voice by breathing helium at his kid's birthday party and he flew away.
El Guapo- August 16, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Not being a (reverse)racist or anything, but can rednecks afford UFC tickets, let alone floor seats?? If one has to pay for a 22 of Keystone Ice and some Skoal in quarters, dimes and nickels... how the hell can they pay Ticketmaster a few hundo?
cecils_pupils- August 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm
How does Gonzaga vs. Schaub get main card while Cote vs Lawlor gets undercard - lame.

Still, this card is SOOOOO EPIC!

E - Everyone
P - Please
I - Ignore
C - cecils_pupils
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