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Epic Prize-Claiming Fail: Greg Kelly

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(You can have the t-shirt or your hand. You can’t have both.)

When beloved CagePotato commenter Old, Bald and Irish won a CP "Hall of Fame" t-shirt for his epic Affliction/car-wreck-related comment last week, it was kind of a big moment, as OB&I tries so damn hard on all our little contests, but rarely wins anything. (Sorry, buddy.) Anyway, we’ve grown quite familiar with Irish. His real name is Michael, and we know where he lives. Which is why we were taken aback when we got this e-mail in our feedback account on Saturday from a dude named Greg Kelly (street # and town name have been redacted):

Cp rocks. Glad you liked my roadside accident/affliction comments. Address:

G. Kelly

xx Partirdge Hill Road [Ed. note: From what I can tell, he misspelled his own street name. OBI would never do that.]

xxxxxxxxx, MA xxxxx [Ed. note: He's from Massachusetts, and he's a thieving A-hole? SHOCKING.]

Peace. Thanks for the T.

Yeah, peace bro. Surprisingly, this is the first time that someone has e-mailed us trying to claim a contest prize that they didn’t actually win. You’d think it happens all the time, but it doesn’t. So Greg, consider yourself banished from the site. Caption contests live and die by the honor system, and the dishonorable shall not be tolerated. Please use this post’s comment section to tell Greg what a doucheface he is.

Seriously — posing as Old, Bald and Irish? Of all people…

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Old Blue- January 11, 2009 at 2:52 pm
witty
Old Blue- January 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
hey greg, ur a shitstain on the jockstrap of life
Old Blue- January 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm
greg, ur a shit stain on the jock strap of life
Dana White's Mom- January 9, 2009 at 8:41 am
I'm guessing most of you don't know much about IT. All the guy needs is a new modem, after he practices his "manswers" skills in jail that is.
Anonymous- January 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Greg, your dead mother sucks cocks in hell...

Peace bro
10pound- December 23, 2008 at 7:21 am
Douchy McDouche-Face
Chris Frank- December 23, 2008 at 6:10 am
hey.......
Tom Joe- December 23, 2008 at 6:09 am
we should dub 2day the first official CP holiday. Greg Kelly Bash Day. Post a post next year so we can come back to remeber and bash him again. he deserves annual humiliation
Tom Joe- December 23, 2008 at 6:08 am
You know what they say about people with 2 first names, right? Thieving bastards that try to steal free stuff. lol
Greg Kelly- December 23, 2008 at 5:19 am
Sounds like a sweet lady.
Crank 2: Electric Crankaloo- December 23, 2008 at 4:48 am
I wouldn't do what Greg did, but it's still cool to post under someone else's name just to fuck with someone for shits and giggles, right?
Jake- December 23, 2008 at 12:45 am
Screw you, Greg. Doucheface.
Jay Smith- December 23, 2008 at 12:23 am
In the immortal words of JB from "The D".......................(yelling) FUCKIN COCK AOSS!!!!!
Creepy J- December 23, 2008 at 12:23 am
!!!!Greg Kelly is a VICTIM!!!
his tom doucheary was just a misguided attempt to impress his mma hero Juanito Ibarra. Have some compassion cage potato.
digitalmike[ag]- December 22, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Someone mapquest Patridge Hill Road haha. Way to rip that kids head off and deficate down his neck. This is why I visit cage potato everyday.
Billy Bad Ass- December 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm
What a cunt. That could never pass as OBI as it's in BRO speak and there isn't one ounce of self deprecating humor in it.
el limo - December 22, 2008 at 7:36 pm
like a midget with learning difficulties
he ain't big and he ain't cleaver
MMA FAN- December 22, 2008 at 6:57 pm
You are almost as big of a pussy as TUF guy, wow i think i got a little carried away. thats gotta be the worst thing i've ever said to some1
Anonymous- December 22, 2008 at 4:58 pm
c- ma ohonesevnfourtwo, i know that person from my childhood, true scumbag doesnt surprise me....
BM2- December 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I'm sure that there are a lot of legitimately bald men out there who happen to be Irish by origin. He might just be another card carrying member! Poor bastard, it was probably the happiest moment of his old life.
Gunny- December 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Greg Kelly - I hope you get ass cancer.
Odl, Bald and Irisk- December 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
What a fuckin jerk, pretending he's me. Misrepresenting yourself on the internet is a scary new trend I have been noticing, and god help us all if it ever catches on. Anyway, I'll be emailing my real address to The Ben's, so don't worry everybody, it's all taken care of.

Peace.
Rich S.- December 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Greg Kelly DOES sound like an Old, Bald and Irish dude's name though..

either way he's still a douchecock..
Criminally Negligent - December 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
There is a special place in hell for shade balls like gregory...probably next to people who key another man's car (see John Travolta quote in Pulp Fiction)
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