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ESPN The Magazine Asks: Who Wants to See Cris Cyborg Naked?


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Remember when ESPN: The Magazine featured a semi-nude Gina Carano in their inaugural "Body Issue" last year? (Answer: Sure you do.) Well, they’re at it again this year, with a new pack of pro athletes stripping down for your amusement. Representing MMA this time around are Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos, her husband Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos, and Herschel Walker. What the hell? Was Miesha Tate unavailable? Since that Playboy rumor never came to fruition, these pictures of Cristiane and Evangelista are the closest you’ll get to seeing Cris Cyborg naked in a magazine, if you’re into that sort of thing. The rear-view is after the jump. If you want to see Herschel Walker naked, you’re on your own.



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Vlad- October 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Christ, you motherfuckers are picky. Cris Cyborg isn't my ideal woman, but I know I've done worse in my day. She's in good shape and she's probably kinky, given the tatts. You really gonna wait by the phone for Arianny to call you back?
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ghostboner- October 7, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I have long admitted that I would bang Cris without hesitation, but that doesn't mean that I will not still mock her. If I stopped mocking every chick that I was willing to pork, sport mockery would be rather hard to come by. And that would suck.
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ccman- October 7, 2010 at 6:14 am
Yes j bro....... it truly does
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J-Bro- October 7, 2010 at 1:57 am
I think Cris Cyborg has a nice ass and I would love to tongue-punch her fartbox...

Does this mean I'm gay?
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fatbellyfrank- October 6, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Its a clit you fucken retarts, a seven inch purple headed gizz sprayin clit, so like Ballkick said, leave Cristine alone, even Cyborgs have feelings, pack of heartless bastards, imagine if everyone was sayin that about your (ahem) girlfriend
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Biffmiester- October 6, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Wow you guys are fucking hilarious. Well done, Nation! Well done, I say!
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dranokills- October 6, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Meh, everyone wants to call her a man, but you dudes are just upset that your ass isn't as muscled up as hers. Just cause she could pop your thimble dick heads off with one thigh flex doesn't mean you gotta be a hater.
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Ballkick- October 6, 2010 at 9:01 pm
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney Christine after all she has been through.!

She lost her aunt vagina, she went through a divorce sex change. She had two fuckin kids tits.

Her husband turned out to be a user inconsistant fighter, a cheater Tranny lover, and now she's going through a custody battle identity crisis. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off fun of her.

SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney Christine is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

She hasn’t performed on stage transgender videos in years. Her song is called husband always screams “give me more” for a reason because all you people Evangelista wants is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY CHRISTINA ALONE!…..Please.

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Bill Jackson- October 6, 2010 at 8:00 pm
I'm with Kingmade. At least it isn't Chandella Powell.
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Cosmin- October 6, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Woo!



....got any more? :P
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ccman- October 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm
There are more sticky keyboard warriors than I want to know about on cp right now..............
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montanamonster- October 6, 2010 at 6:22 pm
With Cris's cock snug against his upper thigh and lower back and Iron Mike looking down on what was left of his shrunken testicles and baby-dick, Evangelista good do nothing but smile like a little happy bitch.
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djp1988- October 6, 2010 at 5:50 pm
@PortlandMMA:

BEST.COMMENT.EVER.
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ghostboner- October 6, 2010 at 5:26 pm
@ninjanerd - Now you know.

Jake Shields is so boring that I would rather do a 3 way with both Cyborgs than watch his fights.

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MoTropolis- October 6, 2010 at 5:17 pm
midgettosser ftw
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RwilsonR- October 6, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Anyone getting the sneaking feeling that the dragon tattoo is conveniently placed to cover up a bad case of backne?

Of course, there are no other indications of increased testosterone levels there at all... none whatsoever... not even a little bit... so I don't know what I'm thinking.
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vaicavalo- October 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Cyborg has a nice butt...Cris too
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Jesus Frijoles- October 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm
We should set up a pissing match with her and Chyna. That would be a stand up event.
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Jesus Frijoles- October 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Since when did CP start promoting gay porn? Oh wait, one of them is a "chick".
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rampageisgod- October 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm
@ ninja nerd

They don't have to be Angelina Jolie, but they have to be a she.
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Kimbos Bread- October 6, 2010 at 4:24 pm
@NinjaNerd8

Is your name Evangalista?
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DARKHORSE06- October 6, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Holy shit you guys have me rolling.

@ PortlandMMA well done sir!
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rampageisgod- October 6, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I think I'd rather see Herschel.
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Meaot- October 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Fly that freak flag!

I'd hit it.
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for the love of mma- October 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm
If those 2 have children,I feel bad for those little bastards!!!!
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