Steroids in MMA
Which MMA Fighter Will Test Positive For Steroids Next?

Even as a Baby, Brock Lesnar Would Swallow You Without Chewing

("…moooooooorrrrrrrre brreeeeeaaaaaaasssssst miiiiiiiiilllllllk…")

Props to Fightlinker for unearthing this absolutely amazing baby picture of Brock Lesnar, proving once and for all that Lesnar arrived in this world enormous, ornery, and ready to consume everything in his path. (Not pictured: The tiny pacifier tattoo on his chest.) Check out that Krang-esque head-shape; my God, his poor mother. More awesome pics of MMA fighters as youngsters after the jump…

(Kazushi Sakuraba)

(Nick Diaz; top center, obviously)

(Bas Rutten)

(Josh Koscheck)

(Tank Abbott)

(Either Chuck Liddell or Dan Quinn)

(Aleks and Fedor Emelianenko)

(War Machine, age 14, with Oleg Taktarov)

(Tim Sylvia, age 8, with his father and uncle.)

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

Sort by : Show hidden comments
Jarekov The Great- October 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm
ive never laughed as hard as i did when i saw the sylvia picture and read the caption.
DangadaDang- October 15, 2009 at 6:32 am
Who knew that Tim Sylvia knew Seth Rogan?
J-Dog- October 15, 2009 at 6:24 am
The Emelianenkos are the best. Fedor is forever expressionless, even as a child.
abenormal- October 15, 2009 at 4:49 am
The Emelianenko shot looks like the last picture taken by a dying man.
FuriousGeorge- October 15, 2009 at 4:19 am
I hate to pick on kids, but even for an 8-year-old, Tim Sylvia looks dumb as hell. And yet proud.
battleshape- October 14, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Tim Sylvia? Age 8? You gotta be kidding me,
axhed- October 14, 2009 at 9:47 pm
age 8 oh fuck i'm crying over here
vaGina Carano- October 14, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I LOL'ed at the "8 year old" Tim Sylvia pic.
Bovice- October 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm
LOL @ Nick Diaz's picture. Hard since elementary.

Fedor and Aleks look like some goddamn devil children.
LAzyMmADUde- October 14, 2009 at 6:39 pm
fedor facial expression never changes. he's always serious all the time. -_-
GetUpAndKill- October 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I'd like to see Fat Bastard try to eat those baby back ....ribs.
Dr.- October 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm
That's because it is. I know Fedor probably wasn't born this century. Aleks is probably the USSR's first attempt at cloning.

Walrus Says:
Wed, 10/14/2009 - 16:10

Why do the Emelienko's picture look like it's from the 40's?

must be a russian thing
Dr.- October 14, 2009 at 5:43 pm
So Koschek's hair wasn't always retarded.
Zus- October 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm
That picture of the Emeliankos reminds me of the twins from the Shining.
"Come play with us Brett forever and ever and ever..."
KillDozer- October 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm
LOL at Fedor's USSR school picture, I have the one just like that, these were the days
831 Son- October 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I laughed so hard at the Diaz pic and the Lesnar one. Fucking priceless.
Walrus- October 14, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Why do the Emelienko's picture look like it's from the 40's?

must be a russian thing
A. Silvas Heat-Seeking Missiles- October 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Alexs Emilianenko looks like they photoshopped his current face onto his body. I tried to guess the Tank Abbot one but I couldn't because was only thinking of real MMA fighters. Yeah I know Tank is a legend but he's nonetheless only a sort-of MMA fighter at best. Nice post.
HugePenisLarry- October 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Holy fuckin balls the Emelianenko brothers look exactly the fucking same. Only slightly bigger.
knightrida- October 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm
OMG I'm dyin at the Tim Sylvia caption!
El Famous Burrito- October 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Dubya, with a trucker's hat, you'd be dead on.
NocturnalRob- October 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
The pin Aleks is wearing identifies him as a future carrier of Hep B.

The pin Fedor is wearing identifies him as a future destroyer of souls...and ice cream.
Dubya- October 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Change Brock's skin to green and add tentacles and he's look just like a squidbilly. Seriously. Am I the only one that sees it?
El Toberino- October 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Ahh, the Emelianenko brothers in the happy go lucky, carefree days of youth

Clearly whatever happened to Nick Diaz happened early.
BallPtPenTheif- October 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Wow, even as a kid Fedor didn't give a fuck.