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Even Behind the Bars of Moroccan Prison Lee Murray is Still Taking Shots at Tito Ortiz


(Another case of life imitating art.)

Our friends at MiddleEasy.com scored a pretty awesome exclusive interview with someone claiming to be Lee Murray who says he was texting them answers to their questions via a cell phone he smuggled into the Moroccan prison he’ll call home for the next 25 years.

According to the story, someone close to the former UFC fighter got wind of ME’s "Free Lee Murray" shirts and offered to facilitate the Q&A, which seems pretty legit.

It looks like "Lightning" might be planning an appeal and hasn’t given up hope that his fate is sealed as he told MiddleEasy that he couldn’t talk about his part in the Securitas heist, which he is purported to have put together.

We won’t steal their well-earned traffic by copy and pasting the interview, but we will post an incredible quote from Murray in which he takes a shot at Tito Ortiz, who Lee is said to have knocked out during a street fight in London.

"…i pass some time by reading some books or mags, watch some DVDs, UFC, movies. I see a great porno of Tito’s wife getting the life fucked out of her by a bunch of dudes. That was pretty fun…not for him i bet :) …It’s not too bad. Not the first three years four months I done by myself in solitary confinement. I didn’t see no one. It was a fucking hole with rats & shit coming out the hole u piss in It’s not a prob when you piss, it’s a prob when you have to squat over it to take a s***, praying a rat don’t jump out and grab your balls :) "

Comments

  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:01


    I get it, it's allegorical. Tito is the rat!
  2. PortlandMMA Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:02


    I've read like 5 different accounts of that night from various MMA fighters, but the only thing that all their stories had in common is that Chuck knocked like 15 dudes the fuck out.
  3. BONGTAR Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:05


    sounds like my childhood.
  4. bpd Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:09


    "it's a prob when you have to squat over it to take a s***, praying a rat don't jump out and grab your balls :)" Lee Murray, showing us all why the smiley emoticon was invented.
  5. Fried Taco Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:12


    @bpd Actually, I thought it was an emoticon representing Lee Murray squatting from the rat's point of view.
  6. MyDonkeyPunch Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:15


    "It was a fucking hole with rats & shit coming out the hole u piss in It's not a prob when you piss, it's a prob when you have to squat over it to take a s***, praying a rat don't jump out and grab your balls :)" I think he's still talking about Jameson's snatch...
  7. knucklesamitch Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:20


    I didn't read the article, can someone tell me if it's fiction or not before I waste my time?
  8. Douchey McDoucherton Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:20


    That interview has to be fake. I've heard a lot of people bitch about their interviews being made up. With that said....MyDonkeyPunch, my hats off to you.
  9. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:36


    Poor guy... stuck in that hole all alone, without even a bologna sandwich to keep him company.
  10. O Chan Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 09:40


    Can someone get MyDonkeyPunch a CP t-shirt?
  11. Boo Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 10:15


    MyDonkeyPunch should get every remaining CP t-shirt there is for that one. imo
  12. BlackLesnar Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 11:27


    Poor guy... stuck in that hole all alone, without even a bologna sandwich to keep him company. Are you talking about Tito?
  13. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 11:49


    Nah, Tito's got all the processed folded meat flaps he can handle to make his own sandwich to fuck. And Tito certainly isn't stuck in that hole all alone. I was just thinking how much nicer War Machine's life is in his comfy American jail cell.
  14. jeffmcbusa Says:

    Fri, 01/21/11 - 06:15


    That was a great interview. But, can someone explain to me the reference to Dan Quinn. I can't find anything referencing that and can't figure out why he asked the question.
  15. StinkFacer Says:

    Sat, 01/22/11 - 01:01


    fucking jenna jameson is like being a tic tac in the mouth of a whale.
  16. nesbitt Says:

    Sat, 01/22/11 - 07:21


    @jeffmcbusa; Middle easy just has a big thing for Dan Quinn, and most other mentally troubled MMA 'stars'.
  17. jalia parsnip Says:

    Sun, 12/01/13 - 05:33


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