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[EXCLUSIVE] Randy Couture Responds to Steven Seagal’s No-Rules Deathmatch Challenge


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By Elias Cepeda

A while back, retired legend Randy Couture joked that the only way he’d come out of retirement for would be if the UFC offered him a fight against Steven Seagal. Let us repeat that: It was a joke.

Couture is a four-time Olympic alternate in Greco Roman wrestling and one of only two UFC fighters in history to hold world championships in two different divisions. Seagal is an actor and aikido master whose success in real fights is officially undocumented, although his on-set altercations have become the stuff of pants-crapping legend.

The action star has hung around the best fighter in the world, Anderson Silva, for the past few years, however, all the while claiming to coach Silva. It has been hilarious to observe, and Couture’s joke about fighting Seagal clearly played on Seagal’s many audacious claims about his own fighting and coaching abilities while passing himself off as an MMA expert.

Predictably, Seagal didn’t see Couture’s tongue-in-cheek statement as such during a recent interview on The MMA Hour. “I always thought that Randy was my friend and a gentleman. I’m kind of confused as to why he would say that,” Seagal said on the show.

“All I can say is, I’m here. Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace. If Randy really wants to fight me, he can fight me anytime he wants. It’ll be for free, and it’ll be some place where there are no witnesses.” When asked if this hypothetical match would take place under MMA rules, Seagal told Ariel Helwani, “I don’t play by rules. That’s not how I fight.”

Since Seagal’s poor self awareness and lack of humor allowed for him to talk about him fighting Couture as a real possibility, we thought it would be fun to give “Captain America” a call and get his reaction to it all.

“I’m the one that started the joke as an off-handed comment I made to Jay Glazer — that I’d only come out of retirement if it were to fight Seagal. Obviously now somebody has talked to him about it and it has gotten some legs,” Couture chuckled to us over the phone today.

“I’m not surprised that he wants to do it in private, remote location where nobody could see it happen. Obviously I intended it as a joke. I don’t think it would really happen.”

Couture is clearly bemused by the actor’s ominous-sounding statements. Asked if he was intimidated by Seagal’s claim that the fight would be truly no holds barred, Couture neatly replied, “I don’t think that changes the nature of the fight at all.”

So it’s safe to say that Couture is not going to take Seagal up on his battle-to-the-death challenge, then, right? “Hey, it could happen organically I suppose,” Couture ended, simply.

Comments

  1. JPfighter-DAMMA Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 01:59


    Couture beating the ever-living shit out of that douche Seagal would make the world a better place.
  2. raton Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 01:59


    I would pay crazy money to watch Sensei get the shit squeezed out of him Gene Lebell style.
  3. Fried Taco Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 02:00


    I also challenge Master Seagal to a fight! Ha-ha! Hey, wait a minute, where did you come from? What are you doing with that towel and my cue ball?!? Oh crap, Steven, I was just joking!! Don't come near me, I'll ca
  4. ReX13 Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 02:05


    “Hey, it could happen organically I suppose,” Couture ended, simply. Translation: "If we're on a movie set and he tries some of that cute wristlock business, I will plant that sumbitch on his fat ass."
  5. El Guapo Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 02:23


    I'll take Sensei by crane kick*. I mean, you guys saw what Machida did to The Natural, right? Sensei invented that shit!
  6. El Guapo Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 02:23


    *Or cue ball KO
  7. The12ozCurls Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 02:37


    "Organically" = Randy would bury him = :)
  8. Deadpanda Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 02:59


    Coming soon: Organically Squeezed Segal. It smells strongly of bull shit & comes in one 270 lb container. Contact us @steven_segal for more promotional items. Order now!
  9. Pen Fifteen Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:00


    Seagal hate is almost as bad as Lesnar hate. Sure the guy is a self-righteous douche who has behaved dickishly at various times in his life, but that doesn't mean he wasn't or isn't a serious ass kicker. MMA fighters aren't the only people in the world who know how to throw down, especially in an environment where nut shots, eye gouging, use of weapons, etc. is legal.
  10. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:13


    I listen to the MMA hour with Steven , and hes like randy knows were i am if he wants will fight without anyone there. Dud this guys has never thought competition like Randy couture Has and he would eat him alive. Every time Steven Stegall speaks i loss a little respect for him. At this point I have no respect for him.
  11. Clyde Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:13


    “All I can say is, I’m here. Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace." Is Seven Seagal now so fat that's omnipresent?
  12. Deadpanda Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:14


    Well, Pen15, real ass kickers can be seen kicking ass. Shit talkers talk about kicking ass. I get he beat up a LOT of Japanese people over there in order to teach Akido, but Akido is to Judo/Jiu Jitsu as Tae Kwon Do is to Muay Thai. What group of ass kickers, in the world, do you know that uses Akido to win fights? SEALS, SAS, Massad, NSA, Professional Fighters, fucking anyone? He's a showman.
  13. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:15


    @el guapo you really think Stephen invented that?
  14. El Guapo Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:40


    His name is Steven, and yes... Sensei invented the crane kick. He said so himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcNgrp2Ftew And thank you for addressing me properly, Dipset. Using that roughneck gibberish with me has consequences and repercussions, nawmsayin playa.
  15. crappiefloper Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:52


    I HATE Lesner. This was a great little comment section till he got mentioned
  16. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:57


    @ el guapo lol ur funny
  17. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 03:58


    Lesnar aint so bad, except when he assumes the fetal position
  18. Pen Fifteen Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 04:03


    @Deadpanda Perhaps you can direct us toward a forum anywhere in which no-rules ass-kicking can be seen. Once again, there is some general conflation of MMA with "real" fighting, and this idea that somehow traditional martial arts are just quaint relics of the past, and that anyone who adheres to them is, ipso facto, not a legit ass kicker. Just because the UFC claims it is "as real as it gets," doesn't mean that is actually true.
  19. Joedirt Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 04:04


    Seriously I would buy the PPV that has SEAGAL VS JCVD. I would. I would buy the sh*%#t out of that.
  20. Deadpanda Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 05:17


    Pen15 First off, there is no forum that easily hands you information on mortal fighting systems, sorry. To get this information you have to talk to surviving veterans, read the news and, you know, culture yourself around people that actually do this. Secondly this 'real fighting' you seem to hold in a high regard is nothing special. Throat crush, wrist bite, eye gouge, clavicle break, small joint manipulation, inguinal ligament, bla bla bla. Anyone can do that & people who know what those moves do don't brag about using them in fights over their pride. Apparently it would take me a thesis paper & an act of God to convince you of this so just go on thinking he might come kill you in your sleep if you don't hold his skills in high regard.
  21. crappiefloper Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 05:37


    Seagal would win, via dim mak death touch. Unfortunately, this would occur 5 days later, right around the time seagal woke up in an ICU.
  22. Pen Fifteen Says:

    Tue, 12/04/12 - 06:06


    @Deadpanda Obviously my query as to where you could find such things was rhetorical. Indeed, it is precisely because such things are contrary to the sanitization of real fighting by MMA that they remain mostly unknowable. And let's be clear: I agree that Seagal is being overly sensitive about this shit, and wouldn't stand a chance against Couture in an MMA-rules fight. But, that has fuck-all to do with a life-or-death situation, which it behooves us to understand is not just something "anyone can do," as you suggest, but actually relies on its own particular skill set. And regarding that skill set, I'd give Seagal a pretty fair shot against Couture.
  23. dave577 Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 02:52


    Only way randy could win is the only way he ever dose take them down lay on them for the whole round and tap them in the face to get points. If the fight stayed standing with seagal for longer than 30 seconds seagal would kill him even now at 60 years old he has some of the fastest hands in the world you have to respect that and under stand he's been training to fight for 44 years , compared to Randy's 10.
  24. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 02:59


    Steven'd just have three of his deputies tase Randy, cuff him, and book him into the Jefferson Parish jail with the other miscellaneous crack heads and rabble rousers. I fought the law and the law won! Twinkies are the best friend that I ever had...
  25. Joedirt Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 05:48


    You're joking right?
  26. ArmFarmer Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 06:18


    I guess there are still people around that haven't figured out that movie fighting is for movies, and soldiers are efficient killers with weapons, not their hands. Seagal, Navy Seal, whatever.. Couture would crush them to pieces with one slam and hard elbow to the jaw.
  27. RwilsonR Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 07:04


    Look, I'm no Aikido expert, but I'm pretty sure if you don't run straight at Seagal with wrists forward and ready to jump into a choreographed flip once he grabs said wrists, then you've already defeated about 90% of what he has to offer.
  28. RwilsonR Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 07:16


    Also, I'm not as up as some on here as to exactly which of these traditional martial arts came first, so forgive my ignorance - when Steven Seagal uses his Austin Powers-style "judo chop", would that in fact be an "aikido chop"? And would Seagal's stand-up-straight/no-foot-movement/no-head-movement/aikido-chop style be too much for Randy's boxing and wrestling if Randy did indeed choose not to run wrist-first into a choreographed flip?
  29. Pen Fifteen Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 07:39


    Good points everyone, I'm sure that Steven Seagal would approach a fight in real life just like he does in the movies. Thanks for clearing that up for me. Here I was expecting that Seagal would probably have a razor blade-tipped credit card for Couture during their back-alley throwdown, but that's just so unrealistic!
  30. masterbaitntackle Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 09:03


    The Fertittas, D-Dub, and Joe Silva needs to make this happen......the lead up to this fight would be awesome....Captain America & The Master of The 3-Word Title "Ass-Kicking" movies?(Hard to kill, above the law, under siege two.....) They can show a clip on UFC primetime of Randy training with his son and Steven training with DMX or something
  31. teep Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 10:03


    " I am kind of confused..." This is a statement Seagal makes everyday!
  32. Supersneeker Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 10:16


    The only move randy is susceptible to is the crane kick Machida caught him with, and i would suspect the days of Seagal getting both feet off of the ground are far behind him.
  33. RwilsonR Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 11:16


    I love how someone always mentions Seagal having the fastest hands. If you took away all of the dramatic music and fancy cinematography, his movie fights would look a lot like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ursyuzUwP8&sns=em
  34. O Chan Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 12:01


    Anybody seen Randyyyyyyyyyyyyy???? Anybody know why Randy did Bobby Lupo? I'm going to keep coming back, until somebody REMEMBERS seein' Randy.
  35. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Wed, 12/05/12 - 08:27


    Stephen Seagull sucks at life.
  36. dave577 Says:

    Thu, 12/06/12 - 01:13


    O Chan that was some funny shit haven't seen that movie in a long time
  37. BaghdadBob Says:

    Thu, 12/06/12 - 11:01


    Randy Randy Randy, why are you allowing yourself to get suckered by the biggest troll in MMA history? DON'T FEED THE TROLL, RAN-DAY!
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  39. macreadysshack Says:

    Sun, 12/09/12 - 08:52


    I have a certain amount of respect for Seagal. Actually, quite a lot of respect. He's led a very interesting and accomplished life. I just get the idea that he is really and truly Lost in Translation. Sometimes he seems to be a good-humored, fairly humble (yes, I really have seen that in him) and grounded real true martial-artist. Other times, he seems to lose the plot to life so completely that he borders on caricature. Does anybody know if he's bi-polar or something? I mean, he's an odd guy but sometimes he seems cool and other times his processes seem completely fucked up. He truly is a confusing and strange dude but I think I like the world a little better with him in it . . . just nowhere near me.
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