Congratulations you have made most likely probably the most awkward and terrible interview in the very very long time. why dont you are trying to acquire some interesting stuff in the subject instead of trying (and failing) being realley funny.

now everyone may have visual evidence of mike russell’s turrrrrible hair, someone must sit him lower and make sure he understands that Everyone thinks some people that have their locks like seems just like a douche wipe (apart from other douche baby baby wipes)

even forrest hates you because of it
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Wow, I see your point MRuss, nasty

Worst. Interview. Ever.

Tengwar? You know what it’s called? Dam I was slightly embarrassed that I looked at it and thought “Oh that must be the One Ring from the Frodo movies…Clever there Mruss. Guess clever is working out ok…”

…and then Ogre said, “NEEEERRRDS!!!”

MR wrote: He asked if the script was “elfin”

So that’s why you wrote CagePotato in Tengwar at the end of the video….I was wondering…..

Yeah, I’m a nerd.

Dam when did the Weezer guy get a mohawk?

Forrest is an eccentric guy and not an easy interview. CP does a great job of keeping things light, moving the conversation along and using your trademark humor. Well done.

Bad hair + Waynes World glasses = FAIL

Oh, then there wasnt a best part.

For those of you who’ve never seen an interview with Forrest before, general ramblings and a lack of straightforward answers is nothing new.

He asked if the script was "Elfin."

The best part of that interview was at the end when Forrest said your kids look like elephants.

So you shared an interview where you got really nothing but some ramblings from a brain dead nose picker?

SQUIRREL !!

Mike,

1. I’m disappointed you aren’t actually a midget.

2. Thank god you have photoshop skills.

3. How’s that working out for you? Griffin ftw.

Who’s a creepier interview..err, Ariel or MRuss? They both have that serial killer gaze down pat and both look like they want to lean in and kiss the interview..eee from time to time. Hows about we let the Nation decide? POLL TIME!!

I like Forrest’s Fight Club reference. “How’s that working out for you? Being clever.” Sailed right over MRuss’s head. There was the height disadvantage, though, so that’s bound to happen.

Forrest seems tough to interview anyway since he’s all over the board all the time. He doesn’t have that brain to mouth filter that a good portion of the human population has. He doesn’t seem to care, either.

Interview with Forrest – Not what you think you’ll get.

Conversation with Forrest – Not what you think you’ll get, but probably less awkward. If you can roll with it okay.

now everyone can have visual evidence of mike russell’s turrrrrible hair, someone needs to sit him down and tell him that EVERYONE thinks people that have their hair like looks like a douche wipe (except for other douche wipes)

even forrest hates you because of it

Why is Mike sticking the CP edition Fleshlight in Forrest’s face?

Congratulations you made the most awkward and terrible interview in a long time. why dont you try to get some interesting stuff out of the subject instead of trying (and failing) to be realley funny.

Forrest is one classy fuckin’ guy. I hope he doesn’t wonder about the fact that the hands that were full of dookie bits were mining in his schnoz for booger nuggets.

hai forrest hai!