So you’re saying because he’s 35 he should start drawing Social Security and begin preparing for the after life? 35 years old has nothing to do with what Keith acheives or doesnt.

@LAS

Making fun of people who fail to get the joke or reference is pretty standard on this site……funny how this even escaped you with your self-righteous indignation.
if I may be so bold as to borrow a phase from my arch enemy Drano,……go eat a bag of DICKS!….Fucktard!

Who are you, Ballsack’s mom? Making fun of people who fail to get the joke or reference is pretty standard on this site.

Great… LAS telling more people about how smart he is, and how stupid they are.

I’m pretty sure the “kissy face” he is making is because he has his mouthpiece in.

@Stak40

Hilarious!

The world’s Tallest Leprechaun is washed up. See his blank stare at the ceiling after getting ktfo would still be awesome to see.

With all the worthy causes to donate to, who the fuck is going to donate to the “Washed up, cant afford a good manager so i got fucked, fighting in a third world country under Rambo III rules fund?”

You guys can’t fight your way out of the internet…so I’ll stick to watching Jardine.

Keith couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag, his fighting career is all but over.

I dunno if its been said or not because i really don’t care what anyone else has to say here. But! how many wrinkles does keith have on his forehead? shit is disturbing.

@Ballkick

Or, you could herky-jerky the stick out of your ass, because no one gives two shits how much you dislike country music. Seriously, this thread is full of classic zingers, and you are just beating this horse to death. Are you sure you weren’t molested as at a Garth Brooks concert as a child? Maybe someone asked you if they could touch your ‘longneck bottle’?

I’m sure that was a very interesting interview you had, unfortunately you will be the only person that will ever know know because your audio sucks donkey cocks. Keep up the.. work!

Seriously has Jardine hit the bottom? Is it this bad? Is he trying to resort to sex appeal to try and sell tickets to his fights? Rico Suave stare over the shoulder, kissy face…………This is what happens when the Jersey Shore meets 3 Mile Island.

I could hear what he was saying…

This is the longest Keith Jardine interview I’ve ever seen.

Props to Sal Mora.

Hope Keith can find his way back to the UFC

@LAS
Why don’t you go put on your favorite Shania Twain track “I feel like a woman” and herky jerky yourself to sleep…..make sure to get some Kleenex and hand lotion for an extra special time. Maybe bring out that 8×10 glossy of Jardine to help enhance the mood.

C’mon Ballkick, where’s the love my brutha?

@Ballkick

There is no way you missed Smitty’s reference to Jardine’s striking style being oft-described as “herky-jerky.” There is no way you are that fucking dumb. Ok, after reading your response to FBF…maybe you are that dumb.

@FbF no actually you just get shitty music played backwards.
No Improvement whatsoever.

a) What is Jardine doing with his lips? Smooching?

2. Worst. Audio. Evar.

@ ballkick. dont break my heart, my achy breaky heart, I love both kinds of music Country and western, hey ballkick, you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? you get your house back, your truck back, your girl back, your dog back, your job back

fuck me after hearing the number one worst song of all time played to death on every Country Bumpkin Radio station for 5 years straight you’d think you could get the lyric right,…….It’s fucking Achy Breaky heart,….sheesh!
worst song ever, now I would like to scorn Smitty for putting that horrible song in my head one last time,…..fuck you!….I hate country music with a passion and this song exemplifies every reason I do…….Damn you all to hell Smitty.

P.S. Queef Sardine is only foolin himself if he thinks there is a “future” for him in the UFC.

@ Smitty, I like the dean, and i just dont wanna beleive you, but deep down, I know its true, oh my herky jerky heart, I just dont think it understands

Sal Mora you fucking idiot i was interested to hear what Keith was gunna say but you fucked it up

i read this website because of all the MMA websites ive been to this is my one stop shop of all MMA news, i like you update it alot and thats great.

BUT

This fucking interview, you need to fucking fire whichever fat retard fucked it up. of you spent any money sending his retarded ass down to meet Keith Jardine he should pay you back. amateur fucking bullshit this interview was, really shit.

Love the journalism tho, just if this is a video interview from you guys yourselves, then it is very bad and as i said someone needs to get fired

I’m positive that poster cost the promotion some business. He looks like that dog that always wins the “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest and she’s really a guy.

@ David_Banner
He’s an awesome person, he’s an average fighter. Saying that he can “re-invent” himself at 35 years old and change up that “unorthodox” style, and beat ANY top 10 LHW is what’s retarded. Name a top 10 fighter you think he can beat to STAY back in the UFC. “IF” he can make it back which, I doubt he can do.

Semi-main event?

Why don’t they just say, “significantly less important, but still important?”

Umm, no. Saying he can’t compete with the elite is a little retarded. Jardines problem is being “unorthodox” doesnt cut it anymore. That doesnt mean he can’t hang with the “elite”, it means he needs to re-invent and or shake up his style enough to where his previous fight tape won’t help his competitors train for him. He’s still a awesome fighter.

@PurpleDickMeat
- That is some funny shit.

On a more serious note, I tried to listen to this interview, but the audio is so poor I just cant do it. Did you guys preview this before posting it?

@ Get Off Me
You not wanting them to throw Jardine to the lions right away is your mind subconciously knowing that he can’t compete with the elite of the UFC any more. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news dog, but Jardine is done. Sorry to break ur heart, your herky jerky heart.

Semi-Main Event. ROFL. For Real.

This poster semi-sucks.

I DID read the article… but if I didn’t I would think: Keith Jardine is gonna suck that tranny’s dick!

I honestly thought the poster was photoshopped to try to look like a B action movie poster as well…

or Keith smells something and Holly has a secret.

Hopefully she does not hit him with an uppercut to the jaw.

Duck Face Killer.

I didn’t know the Dean was from the Jersey!

Gotta go with my boy Aaron here. Hes my boy and I hope he gets this one, it would really help him get his name out

I just don’t want to see Jardine get ktfo again, he’s going the way of Linland out there against the UFC 205′s. I would not want to see him move down in weight either, too scary.
If he comes back I hope they don’t feed him to the Lions right away.

Also that fight poster looks like either:
1. B action movie shot in Canada on low budget.
2. The Deans debut in the adult industry in an mma themed series.
Depends on how you look at it I guess.

Also, that poster is fugly.

Didn’t read the article, but it’s a shame that The Dean has to resort to fighting some girl…

Finally some real viking news.

Maybe next time you should do the interview next to a firing range or a jet taking off, Sal. Can’t. Hear. Shit.