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‘Fail Machine’ Fired From Yet Another Job

A lot of you have already been discussing this in the comments sections of today’s stories, but we wanted to pass along the above screen-cap of War Machine‘s latest MySpace blog post, courtesy of Fightlinker. It seems that his provocative political views ("Fuck an Obama…I hope someone smokes that motherfucker and every president to come") have gotten him kicked off of another promotion’s roster. This time it’s the Bellator Fighting Championships, which will be launching a series of MMA tournaments to be televised on ESPN Deportes beginning April 4th. And while a setback like this would certainly convince us to stop posting our private thoughts in public, Machine is not "changing for anyone or any dollar amount…I will always be true to myself and my beliefs." Take it from an objective observer, War — your beliefs aren’t worth more than a potential $250,000 payday. I don’t even think you could put a down payment on a pre-owned Ford Focus with your beliefs. And dude, "fuck a Disney"? FOR SHAME.

Bellator’s roster is coming together very slowly, but here’s who they have so far according to MMA Weekly:

Announced Participants for Lightweight Tournament
Eddie Alvarez
Jorge Masvidal
Thomas Schulte
Diego Garijo

Announced Participants for Featherweight Tournament
Wilson Reis
Nick Gonazlez
Joe Soto

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Richard Fitzentite- February 9, 2009 at 9:19 am
I noticed that an Anonymous Fucktard commented on how Anonymous Fucktards should not define freedom of speeh. And then goes on to describe "Goat Play" as an example of what freedom of speech isn't, when (unfortunately) it is. I'm totally suprised by people that don't know the difference of freedom of speech vs. getting in trouble from an employer for what you say. Remember when War Machine said on one of these MySpace Blogs that he wanted to shoot Obama and "every president to come? I always thought that if you threatened the presidents life that it was a felony. If this was my employee and he stated, in a medium that broadcasted to millions of people, I would fire him even if it were from a Papa Murphys. War Machine can call people faggots, as much as he wants. But I doubt the salty ladies at Health and Human Services will help him sign up for food stamps with that kind of attitude.
T BONE- February 8, 2009 at 3:31 pm
lmao i'd love to see all the little WM fans commenting on his myspace kissing his ass telling him its going to be ok. thats y he keeps going back to it looking for support haha
War Machine- February 7, 2009 at 2:45 pm
^^^^^Fuck a UFC Fan, that anonymous guy was just me. I had my mommy proofread it first so no one would catch on.
UFC fan- February 7, 2009 at 11:58 am
Sounds like someone pounded that ass..."fuck a pussy hurting" right war machine?
Evan Tanner WAS a dumbass, and he died stupidly , you have surpassed him you LIVE stupidly, congrats you are top notch nimrod.
At least Tanner had fans, and those fans will gladly attack me for what I said, but only 1 anonymous guy took your side, you see my point? you are loser and you attract losers. Hurry up and put the pistol in your mouth, it is the next step, and I look forward to reading about it.
Anonymous- February 7, 2009 at 11:12 am
very well put.

MrFeexit- February 7, 2009 at 4:56 am
You are free to say what you want when you want in this country. Just as people are free to fire your dumb ass for not liking what you say. Think about this War when you are changing the grease in the fryer at McDonalds. Fuck a french fry...dumb ass.
armfarmer- February 7, 2009 at 1:48 am
I think he is awesome, everytime war machine talks I get a huge fuckin boner!
My boners name is Ted he is a recovering alcoholic and loves playing the stock market.
newotnek- February 6, 2009 at 10:02 pm
1/4 mil for getting your ass kicked by everyone you've ever faced sounds good to me but I am not a convicted felon, censored pussy, or punk with a horrible name who's daddy didn't hold him enough and "uncle it'll be our little secret" held too often. WAR MYSPACE BLOG
slick rick- February 6, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Looks like his guidance councelor WAS right... he is destined to work at dennys his whole life..
Hacksaw- February 6, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Can you make $250,000 in a tournament by getting tripped and then choked out like a little bitch? 'Cause that's the last thing I saw War Ma chine do. Fuck an Okami?
GSP is not impressed- February 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
WAR Machine trains at the facility I do...San Diego Undisputed.

He is such a tool.
Lysol- February 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Okay, I have an urgent question for Ben:

Where the hell is that image someone sent you a while back, saying something like "Sorry you got fired from the only organization that will hire a guy named War Machine"? That image is perfect for this....damn it! Fuck a Cage Potato for not posting that image along with this story!
dominicanmma- February 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
eddie would choke war machine out anyways
Anonymous- February 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Since when is it anonymous fucktards on the internet that get to define what "freedom of speech" means, much as politicians try and interpret it out of existence. I suppose you'd turn around and say that man on man on goat pornography is a valid exhibition of freedom of speech. If war machine in all of his super enlightenedness wants to call people faggots and call for the president to be shot, than that is his right.
Meohfumado- February 6, 2009 at 3:25 pm
War Machine is free to say whatever he wants. And he did so.

But his employer is also free to fire him if he brings negative publicity to their promotion via his douchebaggery.

The only way his "rights" would be trampled is if he was under arrest for saying such things. He's not. He is free to keep saying whatever he wants....just like he's free to look for a new job.
scott whitt- February 6, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Say what you want, but at least War Machine knows the proper use of "a" and "an". If he knows the difference between "your" and "you're" he should be rehired and put on on Dora the Explora to teach those little bitches about grammar.
The Irish Wolfhound- February 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm
To all the people saying his free rights were infringed, you have the right to speak your mind. You do not have the right to speak it like a jackass. I can't stand these stereotypical idiots. He is the exact definition of a tool, he says he wont conform while he calls himself "an alpha male". Cage Potato, for the love of god, stop posting this retards words!!! I quite literally feel my brain cells dying off as i read his "alpha male" words. Anyone whoever calls themselves an "alpha male" let alone tattoos it on their body deserves to have their alpha ass handed to them in the most painful way possible.

Alpha Male=Stupid pussy who wont shut the fuck up.
aj- February 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Since when was wishing death upon another human being a form of speech? Maybe I'm missing the message.
Mike Litoris- February 6, 2009 at 2:54 pm
War Machine, "Freedom of 'Speach'" has nothing to do with your actions or what you've said, you moron. Like others mentioned, you're not in jail. You don't mouth off to your superiors and act a fool if you want to move up the ladder. That rule transcends freedom of speech, haha.
NECROPHYTE- February 6, 2009 at 2:43 pm
The UNEMPLOYED MACHINE.
Meohfumado- February 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Emo-blog Machine
Iron Man- February 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Dear War Machine as your superior I suggest you get your head out of the super-hero realm, and come back into the real world.

Nobody likes you, nobody cares what you have to say, you are a NOBODY!!!!

IRON MAN RULES ALL
Massacre- February 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
This certainly must be the love child of Tito and K.Shamrock. There really is no other logical explanation.
Anonymous- February 6, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying that corporations shouldn't have rights to defend their interests, and if War Machine was doing something illegal or got arrested for doing something illegal, that's a whole different story. I too concede that he may not be filling us in on the whole situation, but if it is as he says and that he got fired with NO WARNING for something he SAID to his personal cadre of fans and friends, than that is bullshit.

Your argument is pretty good, but you have to understand that duis and sexual harassment suits, smoking weed and the like are way different than someone having harsh, poorly constructed opinions and voicing them on shitty teeny bopper websites, it's not like he was at a pre or post fight conference when he said these things, either. I just want people to consider the ramifications of this situation, if true.
Richard Fitzentite- February 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Hey WarMachine.....why don't you go back in the break room @ K-Mart and start flippin' out about how you should shoot "every president to come" and see how long you last there. I don't really want to teach you a leson on how freedom of speech differs from insulting your employer. I just really like to read these stories about your collective douchbaggery, and I want to hear more. Maybe apply at Babies R Us and pass out fliers on abortion or get a job at Panda Express and drop a couple of "Chink" or "Oriental" bombs on those fools. All I'm saying is that I think you should expand your horizons. Just for the record, I'd only fuck a Disney if she's hot.
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