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Fallon Fox Cleared of Wrongdoing in Florida Licensing Fiasco, Now Free to Beat Up Any Woman Who Dares Face Her

A lot has been said regarding the role of transgender athletes in MMA since this whole Fallon Fox controversy was first made public. While some have opted to defend Fallon’s right to fight, citing whatever limited studies on the subject that currently exist, others have chosen to publicly chastise Fox for having an “unfair advantage” or challenge her…him…I’m confused to a fight in the squared circle. In the case of the CagePotato audience, Fox’s unique predicament was met with the usual barrage of seething, ignorant hate and middle school-level sex jokes about ham wallets and hot dog vendors — bump it, you guys.

In either case, Florida’s Department of Business and Professional Regulation ruled earlier today that there was insufficient evidence to declare that Fox had committed any fraudulent activities prior to her last bout in Florida. A quick recap of what went down: While applying for a fight license in Florida, Fox claimed that she had already received a license in California, when in reality she had only applied for a license and received a receipt she mistook for a license in return.

Clearly excited, Fox spoke with Outsports about the decision:

It makes me feel vindicated. I feel very happy that they came to the right conclusion. I wasn’t too doubtful that they would. I was pretty sure they would look into it and realize I wasn’t trying to deceive them with what I thought was a license. 

Of course, Fox’s California licensing mistake wasn’t exactly the key issue at the forefront of her case, but I digress. Fox is now scheduled to face Allana Jones at CFA 11 on May 24th, so we’ll just have to wait and see what inevitable controversy evolves out of that fight and go from there.

-J. Jones

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towelie- April 5, 2013 at 12:36 pm
i was warned and i still clicked. what an idiot.
ArmFarmer- April 5, 2013 at 7:12 am
I read the comments and I clicked the link anyway.. Godamnit taco..
Kimbos Bread- April 5, 2013 at 6:51 am
RSparrow, I lol'd big time....
KungfuJaysus- April 5, 2013 at 4:31 am
Man, WTF! Lmao! The only intelligent thing I learned from this article is to never click on any link Taco puts on here. Fucking disgusting.
RSparrow- April 4, 2013 at 4:43 pm
IT'S A FUCKING MAN. END OF STORY. A fag that wants to beat up women, probably stemming from childhood. If you want a sex operation, thats fine and dandy, this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Get this stupid fuck off the motherfucking internet already. HE has no business fighting and beating up women. It's not fucking right. FUCK!!! Fallon, Fred, whatever the fuck, if I ever saw you I'd punch you square in your man face for this.
macreadysshack- April 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm
She may be 'no better than the next girl' but if that's the case, then she likely didn't have to work as hard to be 'no better'.
cman- April 4, 2013 at 2:40 pm
I WILL get you for that Taco.....
Fried Taco- April 4, 2013 at 11:52 am
I've been studying up on this whole thing, and I think I'm about ready to go throw up now.

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/SRS.html
Grandmas Nutmeg- April 4, 2013 at 10:50 am
I think the most damning evidence was when I put the article's pic through Ilooklikeyou.com I let it run for 45 minutes while it figured out what/who Fallon looked like and it returned with Shah Rukh Khan.
SquirrelBoy- April 4, 2013 at 9:29 am
lopsided boobies!!!!!!!!!
autumn- April 4, 2013 at 9:12 am
Thanks MMA4EVER. I love you too!

http://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/blog/using-science-to-root-out-latent-homosexuality-among-homophobes/
Grandmas Nutmeg- April 4, 2013 at 10:40 am
The thing that you seem to be forgetting is...this is the internet...and Fallon Fox is a man trying to beat up women for money.
Grandmas Nutmeg- April 4, 2013 at 8:34 am
So if I were to tuck my penis up inside me and maybe tape it up there so it doesn't fall out, wear a bra that supports and lifts my man boobs, and claim up and down I feel like a woman, that I can beat up any chick I want as long as it's in Florida? Sign me up! On a further less serious note, can you really be surprised by anything that comes out of Florida anymore? First there was Bush winning it w/o a recount, then Casey Anthony not being convicted, and now Jimmy Fallon getting a license to beat up women under the delusion of fairness. This state is obviously run by senile old people and Alzheimer's patients who don't understand that their Christian hatred of gays should be extended to wishy washy he-she's because it is vile and unnatural. Also, I never come here for serious journalism, this is the internet and it's only for porn, video games, and dick jokes.
mma4ever- April 4, 2013 at 7:44 am
Fuck omar..fuck autumn and fuck fallon fox....i dont understand the shit u write and i hate fruit so fuck your fruitful comment's u messed up mutherfuckers
Thumblaster- April 4, 2013 at 7:43 am
The florida athletic commision are fucking retarded, this thing clearly used to have a "hanging chad".
ArmFarmer- April 4, 2013 at 7:30 am
Omar, the sooner you figure out that potato readers care more about dick jokes than top notch journalism the better. Don't waste your time with these rants, nobody gives a shit.
Alan K- April 4, 2013 at 6:19 am
Wow. The comments in these kinds of articles are more entertaining than the articles themselves. I need to get more popcorn.
cman- April 4, 2013 at 1:50 am
Omar, intercept is old school as am I, and let me dive in with go back to your Washington post/new York times sites that still pop out the 'human cock fighting' garbage. CP is a kill or be killed or FFs BE FUNNY site. If you are offended I will put on my CP shirt from back when they actually sent them and wipe my ass with TP with yours and every sensitivians we have chased outta here's name written on it when I take my 'damn I shoulda skipped the jäger nog' shit tomorrow.
Or learn to not be Whinny. Core readership..... Please say you were kidding.
Taco please make a joke about Clit length limits at weigh ins with cyborg before I think I'm reading Maggie Hendricks and commit suicide.
Omar-Supreme- April 4, 2013 at 12:58 am
@J.Jones Completely understand that. But as an MMA news 'institution' do you not feel as though you'd like a more consistent and defined stance? Like, you'd never see FOX news put out a 'liberal' piece for the sake of varied contribution. Not that I'm saying you need an 'agenda' as such. But having such varied degrees of social liberalism/conservatism surely confuses the general ideology of your news source.

I mean, may i direct you to 'Intercept440's comment and ask, what kind of readership do you want to attract? I mean, i'm positive he's trollin' (please god let him be trollin') but for the sake of journalistic integrity, you must have wished for a more intelligent and socially aware audience when you started your dream career in journalism??

(PS FYI i'm british, so i understand that our right and left are VERY much in the left side of politics in the USA... but again, just one guys view) xx
towelie- April 4, 2013 at 10:39 am
you must be new. this is CP. there is no real journalism here.
ArmFarmer- April 3, 2013 at 11:09 pm
If you put your fingers over that picture to cover the hair and those carefully plucked eyebrows so you can only see the face he looks like more of a fucking man than I do and I have a beard...
boober- April 3, 2013 at 10:27 pm
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intercept440- April 3, 2013 at 10:10 pm
@Omar...Fuck you..your at cp bitch we dont give a fuck about your obviously gay (in childish faggoty ass whinny bitch voice). complaining about one article being relevant and another being what was the word you used??? beavis and buttheadesche??? look ....if a nigger wants to have his cock skinned and turned into a vagina and shoved back up his taint... good for him... it doenst mean we have to accept that he is now a woman.. HE isnt a woman and never will be regardless of modern science... its a fucking dude who was GAY and couldnt admit it . so now his excuse is he is transegendered so he can try to be accpeted so he can get fucked by guys with LESS guilt by society (by society i mean the ever present liberal douche fuck democrats)...anyhow IT IS A MAN BABY!!!!!!! who likes to apprently beat up on woman.... fuck him fuck you fuck the illegals Jews and everyone else who has a fucking agenda.....now that ive pissed in your cheerios, and probably everyone elses ...peace out cokfaceballswicherteabglicking rhinocock im going to go take a shit and go to bed......
Merlin- April 3, 2013 at 9:40 pm
If ... it really wanted to legally hit women that badly 'it' should have GONE BACK TO AFRICA!!!
Hell-of-a-lot cheaper too.
autumn- April 3, 2013 at 7:18 pm
I wonder how many of the people criticizing will actually stop and reconsider their views of transgender athletes once Fallon proves to be no better then the next girl.
BigDaddyD- April 3, 2013 at 7:44 pm
Well I know one things for sure, my viewpoint won't change. Fallon Fox is just a dude w/o a penis that wants to fight women. Plain and simple... Just because you are on hormone pills and have removed your sex organs doesn't make you a legit female. "She" doesn't have a real vagina, "she" doesn't have ovaries and "she" doesn't have female DNA.
dipsetkilla316- April 3, 2013 at 7:11 pm
Oh 2 birds 1 stone hahhahahah
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