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Famous Last Words: Jason Guida Edition

 
"MMA is new to Bobby. I don’t have anything against him. Someday he could be good for MMA. I welcome him, after I beat him, to work at our club (Hellhouse) to learn how to fight. Lashley’s going to find out that this is MMA not WWE. He’s in for a rude awakening, which probably will be a good thing — he’ll be fighting a real MMA guy…This is for real. How long have you been faking? How long in the WWE? How long has it been since somebody hit you on the chin for real?"

— Jason Guida, quoted at yesterday’s "March Badness" press conference. The 17-19 fighter hopes to snap a three-fight losing streak against former WWE star Bobby Lashley (1-0) this Saturday night in Pensacola, Florida. The fact that Lashley is a jacked 250-pounder and Guida is a pudgy light-heavyweight doesn’t seem to bother him, but oh man is this going to be a massacre. Our only hope is that Guida has a chance to do his "disappearing mouthpiece" trick during the fight. Always a crowd-pleaser…

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Anonymous- March 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm
That moutpiece shit should have ended his career. To hold up a production like that is weak. What a bitch.
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UFC fan- March 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm
If I was Lashley I would give up so that nasty fat bastard cant touch me.
"winner by skanky musty nut odor.........Jason Guuuuuuuuuuidddddaaaaaaaaaa!"
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eliano55- March 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
just to verify-that dude guida is fighting is MAMED KHALIDOV 2nd best in europe in the 205 div. after Tomasz Drwal who is in the ufc.
Mamed would propably be easy the best 185 in europe, but he doesnt like to cut :P.
any way-he is one of those guys that are great and you never heard of them.
buy the way they are both from POLAND :)
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Dr.- March 19, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Oh my god. If you go to MMATKO the pic of Guida is classic.
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Dr.- March 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@ PoleVault1543

"I'm not a doctor."

Fucking Guida. Clay should smack him. The mouthpiece thing is a farce.

And the top bun on the Big Mac... Gold.
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Bas Rutten- March 19, 2009 at 11:45 am
lost mouthpiece > Bro-hug.


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PoleVault1543- March 19, 2009 at 11:39 am
lol @ taking the top bun off the big mac

"cmon doc...just let me fight doc come on"
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Bubbafat- March 19, 2009 at 11:28 am
Hellhouse or ATT hmmm? Tough choice. Florida's nice this time of year.
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Truth2Pwr- March 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
Jason Guida offering to take somebody under his wing and teach them how to fight....


....now that's some funny shit right there!


Maybe after Lashley learns how to be a "real fighter" from a guy whose idea of cutting weight consists of taking off the top bun of his daily Big Mac, he can learn how to be a successful "business person" from Jenna Jameson.
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Ozone- March 19, 2009 at 11:07 am
To make up for the "disappearing mouthpiece" master illusion that failed to clean the crowd, Jason pulled a quarter from behind the referee's ear and made balloon animals for fans after the event
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HUH- March 19, 2009 at 10:02 am
Hey Fatso! Your lightweight brother has more chance getting out of this alive than you do. Just show up, tap before you die, collect your paycheck, and shut the fuck up
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Angled Dangle- March 19, 2009 at 9:57 am
BOBBY LASHLEY WINS BY KO DUE TO BARBED WIRE BAT, STEEL CHAIR, LADDER, AND UNCOVERING A TURNBUCKLE @ 3:30 IN 1ST ROUND
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Cool is not cool- March 19, 2009 at 9:56 am
WTF!!!! now the screen is black and I cant read chit!!! fix this dickhead

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Cool is not cool- March 19, 2009 at 9:56 am
WTF!!!! now the screen is black and I cant read chit!!! fix this dickhead
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Anonymous- March 19, 2009 at 9:25 am
HIS MOUTHPIECE WAS IN THE OTHER FIGHTERS' FOOT WRAP !!!!!!!
THE OTHER FIGHTER KNEW IT !!!!!
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drummer- March 19, 2009 at 9:08 am
to Ben and Ben, I enjoy this site and the comments, but this COOL is seriously attention hungry waste of oxygen. Please make him go away so the rest of us can enjoy reading about and discussing our favorite sport without his senseless bullshit!
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Mantooth- March 19, 2009 at 9:04 am
What Jason fails to understand is that Lashley is a rather distinguished wrestler. He chose the WWE b/c there was more money at the time. You can't take anything away from Lashley b/c he chose the move to sports entertainment. He's not a Kimbo, who doesn't know what to do on the ground and judging by his first fight, he has okay stand-up.
Should be a good test for the both of them. I wish I could see the fight.
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COOL!- March 19, 2009 at 8:56 am
COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!
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you wish your cock was in my moms mouth- March 19, 2009 at 8:56 am
Fedor is underrated only to UFC milk gulpers... Get off Dana's dick!!!
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Clue-by-Four- March 19, 2009 at 8:53 am
His right manboob is larger than his left. I little liposuction would fix that asymmetry.
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I- March 19, 2009 at 8:53 am
Amazing how his mouthpiece "magically" reappears after the ref threatens to disqualify the Danny DeVito of the Guida bros.
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Titty inspector- March 19, 2009 at 8:48 am
WTF is wrong with Guida's Asymmetrical nipples?!?! kinda freaks me out!
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bold- March 19, 2009 at 8:42 am
what an ugly fuckin mop head
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mayhem420- March 19, 2009 at 8:27 am
Bobby is going to maul this loser. How he and Clay are related I will never know.
Still cant get the image of him rolling around on the floor with a leg cramp...
Help me! Arghhhhhhh!!!!
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Jay- March 19, 2009 at 8:23 am
If I was Clay, I'd disown him. He's like the real life version of Rocky's Paulie.
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