"MMA is new to Bobby. I don’t have anything against him. Someday he could be good for MMA. I welcome him, after I beat him, to work at our club (Hellhouse) to learn how to fight. Lashley’s going to find out that this is MMA not WWE. He’s in for a rude awakening, which probably will be a good thing — he’ll be fighting a real MMA guy…This is for real. How long have you been faking? How long in the WWE? How long has it been since somebody hit you on the chin for real?"
— Jason Guida, quoted at yesterday’s "March Badness" press conference. The 17-19 fighter hopes to snap a three-fight losing streak against former WWE star Bobby Lashley (1-0) this Saturday night in Pensacola, Florida. The fact that Lashley is a jacked 250-pounder and Guida is a pudgy light-heavyweight doesn’t seem to bother him, but oh man is this going to be a massacre. Our only hope is that Guida has a chance to do his "disappearing mouthpiece" trick during the fight. Always a crowd-pleaser…
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Thu, 03/19/09 - 07:39
This was the Ref! Worse ref ever! He also thought a flying knee strike was a groin shot. Who is he?
Thu, 03/19/09 - 07:47
I would be SHOCKED if Jason Guida pulls off a KO, TKO or submission. 17-19??? He lost to Travis Wiuff, Vernon White, Marvin Eastmen, and Rory Markham. Guy who fight at 170 or 205. Forget about Lashley WWE entertainment experience, his wrestling pedigree and size may prove to be too big. Let's see if his chin holds up on that massive neck.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 07:53
HA! I never saw that vid before. Now I hate Guida even more. What a toolbag. He looks real handsome sporting that shaved head. Did Jason Guida make the list of the Top 10 Ugliest MMA Fighters that CP ran a while back? If not, time to revise that list. I love how a guy with a 17-19 record can trash talk another fighter who, technically, has a WINNING record. Guida should shut his mouth and win a fight.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:04
Lashley by living death
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:15
At least its not that overrated Fedor fighting.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:23
If I was Clay, I'd disown him. He's like the real life version of Rocky's Paulie.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:27
Bobby is going to maul this loser. How he and Clay are related I will never know. Still cant get the image of him rolling around on the floor with a leg cramp... Help me! Arghhhhhhh!!!!
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:42
what an ugly fuckin mop head
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:48
WTF is wrong with Guida's Asymmetrical nipples?!?! kinda freaks me out!
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:53
Amazing how his mouthpiece "magically" reappears after the ref threatens to disqualify the Danny DeVito of the Guida bros.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:53
His right manboob is larger than his left. I little liposuction would fix that asymmetry.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:56
Fedor is underrated only to UFC milk gulpers... Get off Dana's dick!!!
Thu, 03/19/09 - 08:56
COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!COOL!!!!!
Thu, 03/19/09 - 09:04
What Jason fails to understand is that Lashley is a rather distinguished wrestler. He chose the WWE b/c there was more money at the time. You can't take anything away from Lashley b/c he chose the move to sports entertainment. He's not a Kimbo, who doesn't know what to do on the ground and judging by his first fight, he has okay stand-up. Should be a good test for the both of them. I wish I could see the fight.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 09:08
to Ben and Ben, I enjoy this site and the comments, but this COOL is seriously attention hungry waste of oxygen. Please make him go away so the rest of us can enjoy reading about and discussing our favorite sport without his senseless bullshit!
Thu, 03/19/09 - 09:25
HIS MOUTHPIECE WAS IN THE OTHER FIGHTERS' FOOT WRAP !!!!!!! THE OTHER FIGHTER KNEW IT !!!!!
Thu, 03/19/09 - 09:56
WTF!!!! now the screen is black and I cant read chit!!! fix this dickhead
Thu, 03/19/09 - 09:56
WTF!!!! now the screen is black and I cant read chit!!! fix this dickhead
Thu, 03/19/09 - 09:57
BOBBY LASHLEY WINS BY KO DUE TO BARBED WIRE BAT, STEEL CHAIR, LADDER, AND UNCOVERING A TURNBUCKLE @ 3:30 IN 1ST ROUND
Thu, 03/19/09 - 10:02
Hey Fatso! Your lightweight brother has more chance getting out of this alive than you do. Just show up, tap before you die, collect your paycheck, and shut the fuck up
Thu, 03/19/09 - 11:07
To make up for the "disappearing mouthpiece" master illusion that failed to clean the crowd, Jason pulled a quarter from behind the referee's ear and made balloon animals for fans after the event
Thu, 03/19/09 - 11:13
Jason Guida offering to take somebody under his wing and teach them how to fight.... ....now that's some funny shit right there! Maybe after Lashley learns how to be a "real fighter" from a guy whose idea of cutting weight consists of taking off the top bun of his daily Big Mac, he can learn how to be a successful "business person" from Jenna Jameson.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 11:28
Hellhouse or ATT hmmm? Tough choice. Florida's nice this time of year.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 11:39
lol @ taking the top bun off the big mac "cmon doc...just let me fight doc come on"
Thu, 03/19/09 - 11:45
lost mouthpiece > Bro-hug.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 12:31
@ PoleVault1543 "I'm not a doctor." Fucking Guida. Clay should smack him. The mouthpiece thing is a farce. And the top bun on the Big Mac... Gold.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 12:33
Oh my god. If you go to MMATKO the pic of Guida is classic.
Thu, 03/19/09 - 12:53
just to verify-that dude guida is fighting is MAMED KHALIDOV 2nd best in europe in the 205 div. after Tomasz Drwal who is in the ufc. Mamed would propably be easy the best 185 in europe, but he doesnt like to cut :P. any way-he is one of those guys that are great and you never heard of them. buy the way they are both from POLAND :)
Thu, 03/19/09 - 12:57
If I was Lashley I would give up so that nasty fat bastard cant touch me. "winner by skanky musty nut odor.........Jason Guuuuuuuuuuidddddaaaaaaaaaa!"
Thu, 03/19/09 - 10:19
That moutpiece shit should have ended his career. To hold up a production like that is weak. What a bitch.
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