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Famous Last Words: The Video

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My goodness, Bobby Lashley is one large man. And Jason Guida is one brave/stupid one. You get the feeling that as a child, Guida would entertain himself by throwing rocks at wasps’ nests, because "wasps ain’t shit." Anyway, feel free to skip to the faceoff at the 3:08 mark, which leads to a nice little face-shove by Lashley at 3:59. It’s almost worth shelling out the $29.95 to see this one on pay-per-view — and definitely worth watching it on the Internet for free the next morning.

Also: Jeff Monson, who will be fighting Roy Nelson on Saturday night, couldn’t make it to yesterday’s "March Badness" press conference because he was involved in a minor car accident. (Ex-girlfriend cut his brake lines, maybe?) In the video after the jump, we see that even his own team is tired of his bullshit at this point.

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AussieJosh- March 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Fuck! after Bobby wins this Dana will take him on! BROCK V BOBBY! fuck yeah!
Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 7:40 am
All the shit talkers about Lashley being fake should read this.

"Lashley was introduced as a three-time National Amateur Wrestling Champion, four-time All-American, a two-time Armed Forces Champion and a 2002 Silver Medalist at the Military World Championship."

Yes he is very new to MMA, but look at the pure wrestlers that have developed and have had success in MMA. Randy, Coleman, Brock, Koscheck, Matt Hughes, etc. Yes WWE is fake, but there is not one MMA fighter that would have passed up a million dollar contract to go out and act. So stop hating on the guy until he proves he's a joke.
Big Willy805- March 20, 2009 at 5:49 am
Jason Guida to Bobby Lashley - "when's the last time you trained really hard, huh? When's the last time you got a spot on ultimate fighter only to not make weight AND show your balls to national TV? Huh?! This isn't fake wrestling, this is MMA!! I am really fat and those were my balls!
Koko B Ware- March 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Dude, Barry Bonds looks jacked
Douchey McDoucherton- March 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Jason "We don't pump our gas, we pump our fist!" Guida
WhaT?- March 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Lashley vs. Lesner.......ladder match.
schnetzler- March 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Is Guida getting a bonus to rile up Lashley? Lashley just might squeeze all the fat out of Guida and help him make weight for 205
Keyser Soze- March 19, 2009 at 5:56 pm
My question is... if Lashley throws Guida out of the octagon and into the 7th row of spectators does he win or get dairy queened?

I agree with the poster that said match up Lashley and Kimbo, that would sell ppv's. Lashley vs. Lesnar would be great too. Both collegiate wrestlers, both pro wrestlers, and neither with submission skills. It'd be a slugfest for sure, but I wouldn't expect a long fight.

pierre larouche- March 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I dont think there's enough steroids in Vegas for both Lashley and Cock Lesnar.

Between both of them, there's not enough testicle for even a newborn not to feel embarassed.

Clyde- March 19, 2009 at 4:54 pm
puncher's. Sorry.
Clyde- March 19, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Well, it looks like Guida isn't the one who'll struggle to make weight. That guy is freaking huge.

Providing Lashley's got reasonable cardio, I can't see Guida making round 3 before he's stopped. Guida's got a pucher's chance at best, and I've not seen him knock anyone out.
scott whitt- March 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Did anyone else notice Jason Guida's ironic statement? In the face to face he kept asking when was the last time Lashley trainied hard. Jace, take a look in the mirror, when was the last time you trained hard? Weren't you the guy that got kicked of TUF for being too fat? Geez
At least his parents can be proud of one kid.
For Journey and the others that are whining like little school girls over the "pro wrestling" histrionics. Take a deep breath and put down your Jonas Brothers blankie and look at the history of MMA. These fighters have been doing this same stuff before any of the 'rasslers showed up. Besides this is being promoted by Roy Jones Jr and this is mandatory for any press conference in boxing.
Rwhit- March 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@ Officer Farva

I think it's ironic that you misspelled the word "pathetic".
Anonymous- March 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Go hit up a gossip site like TMZ

This is MMA, they fight

They are PROMOTING the PPV fight...making fans want to order it.

If they just shaked hands, you think CP would post an article about it?

I hate all the pu$$ies that watch MMA and act like it is should a sport with guys wearing suits and acting like bankers.

News Flash: THEY ARE FIGHTERS!!! Let them act like idiots, that is what we expect and that is what sells
Clue-by-Four- March 19, 2009 at 3:04 pm
The morning after the fight, Lashley is going to squeeze out a turd that looks remarkably like Jason Guida's soul.
Agogo- March 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm
What the fuck MMA do you want to talk about? A giant, probably talent less, newbie fighting a fat, definitely talent less, loser? This isn't MMA, this is a shitty fucking hype factory promoting a shitty fucking matchup.
KimchiGUN- March 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I thought this was a MMA comment section...

Leave your little penis arguments to your frat boy house...

Let's talk MMA...

Agogo- March 19, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@ Kaibo:

That's because it came from below his massive gut. His dick has the same problem.
Daddy Doug- March 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I can see this fight being shorter than Jason Guida's TUF apearance.
Journey- March 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm
See, this is my problem with "pro" wrestlers coming into MMA.

They think it's a fucking show. So they showboat. And make gay speeches. And act melodramatic.

And then you get some piece of shit loudmouth like this fatty in there, and it just turns into a fucking freak show.

THIS is bad for MMA
Darkside- March 19, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Kaibo- March 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Guida didn't see that face push coming all the way from Lashley's pockets and he's not going to be able to predict when his face is going to get punched through either.
UFC fan- March 19, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Guida is a dumbass.
The ONLY thing stopping Lashley from decking him during that shit talking face off wasn't Roy Jones Jr's skinny black ass...Lashley could wipe his ass with Jones, it was the money he knew he was gonna get.
Still had to be hard, he must have been saying over and over in his head.." don't kill him now, don't break his face now, don't stomp him till he shit now...don't mash him into a pile of crying fat blubber NOW!"
Hey Guida, heres a clue...when another guy puts his hands in his pockets while you posture, and THEN grabs your face and pushes it, it means he nor even remotely afraid of you.
IF jason doesn't back away swinging wildly and get a seth petruzelli monkey/glassjaw punch in, hes going to get crushed down.
Levi- March 19, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Wait, wait! I got one. Ummm what's something they do in pro wrestling? Arrrghhh I gotta get in on this. He's gonna use a chair! Damn, already taken. Special ref- aww crap. Ummm Hulk Hogan? This sucks! All the good ones were used up on Brock Lesnar and I have nothing to add to the conversation that doesn't include off-topic jokes about his previous career.
Derekrva- March 19, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Why does Jason Guida talk like he is battle rapping all the time?