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Fap-Worthy Videos of the Day: Brittney Palmer Poses for FHM, Arianny Celeste Celebrates Halloween in Style

I don’t care if Halloween was yesterday, when I came across this video of Arianny Celeste posing in a graveyard in her skivvies roughly five minutes ago, I felt inclined to immediately share it with you. Because that’s the kind of friend I am, Potato Nation. I don’t know what magazine or calendar or necrophilia fetish website this shoot by Sam Honfoto was for, nor do I care to find out. It’s Arianny Celeste standing around in her underwear and getting attacked by zombies. That’s all I care about, and the same should go for all of you.

It’s funny (or perhaps sad), I’ve seen so many photos and videos of Ms. Celeste since joining the CagePotato staff — because I never once checked her out before then *looks nervously around room* – that I have begun to pick up on the go-to poses she has perfected over the years. There’s the panty pull (seen at :57), the classic hand bra, the double hand hair grab, and the very rarely seen behind the back ass shot. That last one is like seeing a unicorn at the exact moment that Halley’s Comet passes by.

And if you thought that video was awesome (or even if you didn’t) you will probably enjoy this much more…thorough (?) behind-the-scenes video of Brittney Palmer’s latest shoot for FHM magazine after the jump. Spoiler alert: It contains more side boob, under boob, and extended shots of dat ass then you’ll probably be able to handle at work today. Adjust your screens accordingly.

Gentlemen, it appears that I have suddenly taken a turn for the worse and must retire to my “meditation” room for the rest of the evening to stabilize my chi. Good day to yous.

-J. Jones

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godspeed- November 3, 2012 at 12:46 am
all you guys are gay. not that there's anything wrong with that
Mr_Misanthropy- November 2, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I mean... I guess they're both pretty likable and all but I just like them both so much more when they take all their clothes off... know what I mean?
holeeball- November 2, 2012 at 3:13 pm
It's like adoring Christ. This guy is supposed to be the son of GOD and he said he'd be coming again. Only he shat on us for the past 2000 years or so. So we're slowly turning to our old ways.

The shit is gonna hit the fan when he comes back but by then we'll all be adoring Brittney so that's that.
holeeball- November 2, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Ok! I vote Brittney to President. I don't even care she's not running.
ArmFarmer- November 2, 2012 at 1:51 pm
I really don't get why people idolize ring girls.. I can't imagine traveling and waiting in line for some snobby pretty girl to pretend like she enjoys talking to me for 30 seconds while she writes her name on something. I'm not going to say they aren't hot, it's just that I don't think that's justification for the kind of admiration they get.
smellypiratehooker- November 2, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Well I guess I'll be goldilocks in this ridiculous assessment of quality pussy and keep it real by saying that I would beat both thoses pussies like they were late with the rent money.
Landulf- November 2, 2012 at 12:23 pm
One comment saying these girls are overweight, another saying they're too skinny. Oh CagePotato commenters... never change.
algiersheadkick504- November 2, 2012 at 12:11 pm
i dont like the teenage body types their too skinny they need a gianna michaels type ring girl that could be part of the twerk team (youtube it)
Mr_Misanthropy- November 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm
I know what you mean- can somebody get these anorexic sluts some sandwiches or a box of tacos or something? Can't they at least be swallowing a couple gallons of semen, you know, getting some extra calories?
Jaycorr- November 2, 2012 at 11:57 am
I don't see why anyone thinks these girls are hot. They are honestly both pretty overweight and ugly!
Mr_Misanthropy- November 2, 2012 at 5:08 pm
I know what you mean- can somebody get these broads off their lazy asses and exercising or something? Can't they at least be riding some cock or something, you know, burning calories?
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