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F*CKING FINALLY: Jason Lambert Dropping to Middleweight!


(Arianny’s feeling a little outgunned. Photo courtesy of UFC.com.)

It’s at least two fights overdue, but Jason Lambert is finally doing the right thing and dropping to 185 pounds for his next fight, which will take place at UFC 88 (September 6th, Atlanta) against Jason “Dooms” Day. Though he holds impressive wins against Terry Martin, Matt Horwich, Renato “Babalu” Sobral, and Dan Quinn, “The Punisher” has had it rough lately, suffering three KO/TKO losses in his last four fights; he was most recently outslugged by Luis Arthur Cane at UFC 85 in June. It seems likely that the drop to middleweight was a direct order from the UFC, and if he can’t make it happen at the lower weight, he’ll probably be kissing his contract goodbye. The situation is nearly as desperate for Day, who needs a solid win to prove himself after getting steamrolled by Michael Bisping, also at UFC 85.

Lambert’s interesting physique contributed to my most recent Rule of Fight Prediction: If there’s a flabby-looking guy fighting a jacked-looking guy, bet against the chubbo. Had I known this before UFC 85, I wouldn’t have thrown down on Lambert and Eddie Sanchez, and maybe I wouldn’t have had to spend an evening wearing a plastic tank top. (Note: the No Fatties Rule is often trumped by the Nelson Exception.)

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scottstev- August 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I actually believe the contrary, which is bet on they who's not as well-cut. The ripped guy is likely spending his time trying to look good while the opponent is practicing you know, fighting. Unless the tubster's a total can, then forget what I said earlier. This system has worked for me roughly 50 percent of the time.
MMANewbExpert- August 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Until I actually read the article I thought that was a picture of Gina Carano. Thank god it wasn't!
ossBASHA- August 6, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Love the caption and Ipecac reference :)
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