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‘Fear Factor’ Caption Contest: In Which Joe Rogan Leaves a Trail of Destruction in His Wake


(That is some crazy, high-level arson. Props: Fear Factor on Facebook)

If we’ve learned anything from our Michael Bay DVD collection, it’s that calmly walking away from an explosion without even looking at it = ALPHA.

In honor of the stunt-packed and insect-infested return of  Fear Factor — which premieres December 12th on NBC — we thought we’d hold an impromptu caption contest, featuring host Joe Rogan totally ignoring whatever blew up behind him. Submit a clever caption to the comments section by Sunday night at midnight ET; we’ll pick three winners on Monday, who will receive CagePotato t-shirts. Good luck.

Related: Video: Fear Factor 2.0 Is F*cking Crazy

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Miradotheblack- December 3, 2011 at 4:16 am
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE LOOKING SLIGHTLY TO THE SIDE AS AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF FIRE ERUPTS BEHIND YOU ERA HAS BEGUN!
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schickicker- December 2, 2011 at 11:10 pm
In this first stunt you will hold a lit match with only your butt checks and let one rip..........here I'll go first
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DrZsbl- December 2, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Dana told me to punch a lesbian, bitch exploded from the pleasure.
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ezzie- December 2, 2011 at 2:17 pm
yeah i shit fire...come at me bro
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ezzie- December 2, 2011 at 2:12 pm
yeah i shit fire....come at bro
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Bigbowdini- December 2, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Screenshot of the new Xenergy commercial. If you pan down, you'll see Joe is wearing just black panties and knee high boots! Think I prefer Monica...
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Fried Taco- December 2, 2011 at 7:42 am
And if you fail to complete the challenge in 30 minutes or less, the bomb on your chest will explode. Any questions?
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As Good As Anyone- December 2, 2011 at 6:55 am
Mr. Rogan walked away leaving a wake of fire, blatantly obeying Dana White's command. Never leave Fear Factor in the hands of the judges. Madness? This is FEAR FACTOR!
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NECROPHYTE- December 2, 2011 at 6:24 am
" I'm telling you, this Alpha Brain Shit really works!"
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ldykilla82- December 2, 2011 at 5:57 am
"Rape Choke was just the beginning...bitches."
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heartbreakjake- December 2, 2011 at 4:59 am
Rogan showed no emotion as his plan to entice Rodrigo “Comprido” Medeiros onto a specially rigged Fear Factor was a success.
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Like a Bas- December 2, 2011 at 1:27 am
So you thought MMA apparel couldn't more obnoxious and D-baggy?! New, from Tapfliction! It's the flaming MMA gym backpack! It's literally on fire! All flaming, all the time! As worn by kickass UFC commentator Joe Rogan!!
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Like a Bas- December 2, 2011 at 1:21 am
"Man, I hate that huge fireball guy. He's such a douche, always setting fire to mountains and shit! Who does he think he is, what an assho...he's behind me, isn't he?"
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carlweatherz- December 1, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Always a man of his word Joe then produced explosive diarrhea.
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StinkFacer- December 1, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Joe Rogan vs Hecklers...,.. no i dont care about the caption contest. Just look that up.
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dcmsm- December 1, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Joe Rogan confronts his past by destroying all known footage of News Radio
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dranokills- December 1, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Joe walks away cause he refused to waste his great piss on a weak ass fire.
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mortuus747- December 1, 2011 at 8:01 pm
and that was the last time renato laranja ever chased joe down to the shower room for a debate about weed and james brown.

http://youtu.be/A3XL1T5QL9s
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mortuus747- December 1, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Wait, What.. Nick Diaz showed up on time... And Paul Daley Made Weight for a fight. Mind. officially. blow.
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TrupQQ- December 1, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Joe talks about how many lucid dreams Alpha Brain by Onnit will give you, but he fails to mention the explosive farts that are a direct side effect of the drug.
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HabitualLineStepper- December 1, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Make mediocre jokes, comment on fights, watch desperate people eat bull penises, get high, walk away from explosions... Is there anything Joe Rogan can't do? Dude got range son.
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JUDOknowSHIT- December 1, 2011 at 5:11 pm
"I just smoked a bunch of TNT"
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Merlin- December 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Cagepotato caption contests are dumb, I am okay with saying that and moving forward.
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HabitualLineStepper- December 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Who needs Border Patrol when we have Brazilian Jiu- Jitsu expert, Joe Rogan, strapped with a buttload of explosives?
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