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Okay, as far as we can tell, the above images are not photoshopped. At a recent media appearance somewhere in the Old Country, Fedor Emelianenko set aside his usual pastel stripes for a brand-new Daffy Duck sweater with matching Daffy Duck jeans, courtesy of Lot 29. I don’t even know how to interpret this. Is it a public "F U" to all us Internet knuckleheads who are obsessed with the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory? Did he find it at a Salvation Army, and figure "hey, it fits, so why not"? Or does he genuinely love Looney Tunes and ugly sleeves? Considering Fedor’s drawings, his child-like tastes shouldn’t surprise us. And yet here we are, dumbfounded.
On a far-less-important note, Fedor’s November 7th bout with Brett Rogers may have been the most watched MMA fight in history. According to a new press release sent out by M-1 Global and Strikeforce, the fight was viewed by over 25 million fans worldwide, including 16 million in Russia, 5.46 million in the U.S., and millions more in South Korea, Japan, China, Latin America, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Ukraine, Finland, Africa, Turkey, Israel, Indonesia, Bulgaria, Romania, and Malta. Said M-1 Global CEO Joost Raimond: "All early accounts and indications tell us that ‘Fedor vs. Rogers’ delivered worldwide more than any other MMA show in the history of the sport."








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commentsFedor next fight his entrance will start off WEARING his new outfit and the crowd and fans watching at home will go nuts !
Then, just when you think it couldn't get any better, he takes off the above outfit only to reveal underneath - "The Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory!"
Crowd and millions watching at home go crazy!!!!
So Fedor is a clever , clever man. This new sweater I officially label "Glorious sweater of Distraction" - because we will all smile and remember how amazing the Sweater of Absolute Victory is when it's put back on.
THAT WAS SO WORTH signing up for make my point. Thank you all in advance.
It does seem to have the GSOAV sleeves on it though. Maybe he creates them through alchemy in a Stary Oskal lair using color safe machine washable fabrics and the souls of vanquished foes.
The best part is that no one would ever give him shit for wearing this. He could wear a fucking sweater with Hello Kitty holding hands with Strawberry Shortcake riding twin My Little Pony's and a goddamn Sailor Moon skirt and people would just smile and say "Good morning Fedor, you like nice today".
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It's like he's daring people to fuck with him, seeing how far he can go before someone finally has the balls to ask him WTF is up with his clothes. When that day comes, will he merely give a hearty laugh as his grand troll/prank comes to completion, or will he deliver a savage overhand murderball to the questioner's skull for disrespecting his wardrobe?
The best part is that no one would ever give him shit for wearing this. He could wear a fucking sweater with Hello Kitty holding hands with Strawberry Shortcake riding twin My Little Pony's and a goddamn Sailor Moon skirt and people would just smile and say "Good morning Fedor, you like nice today".
He does make this look kind of badass. Not really badass. But you know, kind of.
Fedor!
The baddest man on the planet, with the baddest taste in fashion.
still, even Fedor can't bring that shit back.
1. Montgomery Ward's is still alive and well in Russia.
2. Fedor shops there.
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