MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Fedor Emelianenko Celebrates Ratings Milestone With Unbelievable New Sweater



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Okay, as far as we can tell, the above images are not photoshopped. At a recent media appearance somewhere in the Old Country, Fedor Emelianenko set aside his usual pastel stripes for a brand-new Daffy Duck sweater with matching Daffy Duck jeans, courtesy of Lot 29. I don’t even know how to interpret this. Is it a public "F U" to all us Internet knuckleheads who are obsessed with the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory? Did he find it at a Salvation Army, and figure "hey, it fits, so why not"? Or does he genuinely love Looney Tunes and ugly sleeves? Considering Fedor’s drawings, his child-like tastes shouldn’t surprise us. And yet here we are, dumbfounded.

On a far-less-important note, Fedor’s November 7th bout with Brett Rogers may have been the most watched MMA fight in history. According to a new press release sent out by M-1 Global and Strikeforce, the fight was viewed by over 25 million fans worldwide, including 16 million in Russia, 5.46 million in the U.S., and millions more in South Korea, Japan, China, Latin America, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Ukraine, Finland, Africa, Turkey, Israel, Indonesia, Bulgaria, Romania, and Malta. Said M-1 Global CEO Joost Raimond: "All early accounts and indications tell us that ‘Fedor vs. Rogers’ delivered worldwide more than any other MMA show in the history of the sport."

Comments

  1. KillDozer Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:45


    wow, nice
  2. Dubbayoo Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:47


    Maybe he drew those pics himself. Do you think WB is gonna sue? Fedor via out of court settlement. War Daffy!
  3. KillDozer Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:48


    yes, I'm first again, still waiting for that Tshirt, CP. send it to me or I'll hunt you down and play hide and seek with you around the dumbster. I aint playing son!
  4. LockDown Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:49


    There was an irony on Duck Dogers, like... Duck Rogers.
  5. Flood Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:52


    Take note Brett Rogers, even Fedors sweater knows to duck.
  6. KillDozer Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:52


    Duffy Duck matching outfit is the shit. That's what people wear in Russia. And don't say it aint cool. It's fucking awesome.
  7. Tai-Pan Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:54


    Fucking brilliant, a rival sweater.
  8. Kevin Marshall Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:54


    Two things we learn from this post: 1. Montgomery Ward's is still alive and well in Russia. 2. Fedor shops there.
  9. Antone Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 07:59


    people used to wear the shit out of Lot 29 clothes, a couple years back. it was kind of a trend in the 'hip-hop scene'... still, even Fedor can't bring that shit back.
  10. drew191 Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 08:08


    funny i always saw fedor as a Sylvester guy...
  11. danomite Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 08:16


    oh, you poor xenophobic fools, how little you know about the world around you. That my friend, is what's known as a "Russian Tuxedo" or more informally a "Commie Suit". It is only at the most formal of events that one wears this outfit. It is not limited to just daffy duck either. Essentially, one picks out their favorite Looney Tunes character and wears clothing that plasters that character all over their bodies. Also, it is a tradition in Russia that when a person wearing a Daffy Duck tux and a person wearing a Bugs Bunny tux see each other they say "It's Duck season! It's Rabbit Season!" until someone in a Elmer Fudd tux comes up and shoots the person wearing the daffy duck tux right in the face. So far, Fedor is the only person known to survive these encounters.
  12. Kimbos Bread Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 08:50


    A double threat kind of guy. The baddest man on the planet, with the baddest taste in fashion.
  13. steampunk22 Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 08:56


    This is just fucking awesome. How could you not like this outfit. The best part is that no one would ever give him shit for wearing this. He could wear a fucking sweater with Hello Kitty holding hands with Strawberry Shortcake riding twin My Little Pony's and a goddamn Sailor Moon skirt and people would just smile and say "Good morning Fedor, you like nice today". He does make this look kind of badass. Not really badass. But you know, kind of. Fedor!
  14. Harry Russo Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 09:01


    You can get that outfit from Gabriel Brothers for like 50 bucks.
  15. Frank Mur Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 09:04


    Sadly, even dressed like a tennaged Hip Hop artist from the late 80's, he's pulling down more ass than a proctologist. I'm so jealous! I wore my "Bugs Bunny as Scarface, FUBU gear to the club about a year ago and got my ass kicked by two chicks. FUCK A FEDOR
  16. Richard Fitzentite Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 09:04


    It's like he's the Russian "Cliff Huxtable" of MMA
  17. Endocat Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 09:29


    The best looking couple at prom! Cp how did you find this pic? its from the early 90's, thats why he is wearing lot 29.
  18. mthomas Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 09:51


    Does this mean its cool for me to start wearing my mickey mouse overalls with my Donald Duck sombrero again? Or is this trend limited strictly to WB characters?
  19. mthomas Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 09:52


    Does this mean its cool for me to start wearing my Mickey Mouse overalls with my Donald Duck sombrero again? Or is this trend limited strictly to WB characters?
  20. agentsmith Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 10:12


    steampunk22 Says: The best part is that no one would ever give him shit for wearing this. He could wear a fucking sweater with Hello Kitty holding hands with Strawberry Shortcake riding twin My Little Pony's and a goddamn Sailor Moon skirt and people would just smile and say "Good morning Fedor, you like nice today". ========= It's like he's daring people to fuck with him, seeing how far he can go before someone finally has the balls to ask him WTF is up with his clothes. When that day comes, will he merely give a hearty laugh as his grand troll/prank comes to completion, or will he deliver a savage overhand murderball to the questioner's skull for disrespecting his wardrobe?
  21. ldykilla82 Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 10:15


    Yo where can I get this ugly ass sweater?
  22. 831 Son Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 10:27


    I love how CP strictly calls his sweater the "Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory." You dudes are awesome.
  23. LargeMidget Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 10:32


    16 million viewers? I didn't think they even had 16 million TVs in Russia...
  24. Gogo Platypus Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 10:54


    I'm beginning to think Fedor is some kind of ironic hipster.
  25. YesSir47 Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 11:50


    It looks like his wardrobe consists of those salvation army containers filled with surplus clothing sent to 3rd world countries to dress those who can't afford material- Russian Government most likely intercepted the container and let Fedor get first dibs...
  26. robthom Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 12:08


    How would you like to have your teeth sent to Siberia by a fat man wearing that? It does seem to have the GSOAV sleeves on it though. Maybe he creates them through alchemy in a Stary Oskal lair using color safe machine washable fabrics and the souls of vanquished foes.
  27. baldmidget Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 01:10


    looks like a youg fedor with an old ass belt in an old ass picture.
  28. Titos_Massive_Skull Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 01:49


    Now we know what a superhero wears on laundry day!
  29. UncleSamsMisguidedChild Says:

    Mon, 11/30/09 - 01:54


    I knew this dude that was a complete badass. He had a tattoo of a power puff girl on his inner bicep. I asked him one day what it was about and he said "who's gonna say somthin t' me bout it". Not really relative as Fedor isnt probably out looking for people to fight but I thought I would share.
  30. submission_via_nutsack_choke Says:

    Tue, 12/01/09 - 12:59


    I signed up just to comment on this article alone. I reguarly read CP users comments and laugh away. You guys are the best. But now it gets serious. Just for the record I called this first , so when it happens you can say good job Doug / nutsack submission- Fedor next fight his entrance will start off WEARING his new outfit and the crowd and fans watching at home will go nuts ! Then, just when you think it couldn't get any better, he takes off the above outfit only to reveal underneath - "The Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory!" Crowd and millions watching at home go crazy!!!! So Fedor is a clever , clever man. This new sweater I officially label "Glorious sweater of Distraction" - because we will all smile and remember how amazing the Sweater of Absolute Victory is when it's put back on. THAT WAS SO WORTH signing up for make my point. Thank you all in advance.
  31. Clyde Says:

    Tue, 12/01/09 - 10:40


    Having a bunch of skulls and shit on your shirt is for pussies. Also it's kind or ironic when you think that when Fedor hits you, it has a tendancy to spin your jaw around to the back of your head, much like when Daffy Duck has a bomb explode in his face.
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