Fedor is the New Chuck Norris

(Props to reader “KellenAvalanche”)

Tags: Affliction,Chuck Norris,facts,Fedor Emelianenko,MMA

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Real Life Hater of Tim Sylvia- July 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm

That uppercut he ate sure didn't look like a dive. It looked like the beginning of the end of the easiest fight in Fedor's career.

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me- July 23, 2008 at 2:16 am

That was about the best thing I ever saw. laughed through the whole thing. Fedor is the SH*T!!!!!

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slapjaw ackrite- July 23, 2008 at 1:36 am

real life: some friend you are.
Tim was offered the dive and declined. Maybe he shoulda took it

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Real life Friend of Tim Sylvia- July 22, 2008 at 10:23 am

Tim Sylvia: got $800,000 for taking the dive
Fedor Emelianenko: $300,000 (no win bonus) for getting the free win
and the WAMMA Undisputed Heavyweight Title

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Friendo- July 22, 2008 at 1:17 am

Anybody who has known whats really going on for the last several years in MMA knew that Fedor is THE bad ass mofo. If you didn't know that until recently you were ignorant. Long live Fedor.

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TrouserSnout- July 22, 2008 at 12:27 am

Not saying that Fedor isn't good..but since he beat Tim Sylvia, alot of people think that he is some bad ass mofo...dude...he whipped Tim Sylvia...nuff said

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MIke- July 21, 2008 at 9:45 pm

I love Fedor...but you stole every single one of those jokes from a Chuck Norris website....and plugged Fedor's name into them. Not funny..You suck

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Fedor Emelianenko instructional DVD- July 21, 2008 at 8:45 pm

Lol, thanks for a laugh! :))) "Fedor sleeps with the light on..." <- I'm still laughing my ass off on that one.

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sol- July 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm

i liked the photoshop of him armbar-ing god.

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Myles Kilometers- July 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm

I guess we're just going to reuse stupid internet fads, which isn't very original.

All your base are belong to Fedor.

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Rich S.- July 21, 2008 at 6:41 pm

i was hoping he'd have some new ones.. but.. those are just the same exact ones Chuck has..

Did you know, Fedor can't grow hair on his balls.. because hair doesn't grow on STEEL!!!

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Trebor- July 21, 2008 at 6:35 pm

Amusing, despite the fact my eyes now hurt beyond belief. I just had to... finish... reading...

I hope this 'Anonymous' guy is joking, this video is the worst example of a method to display text. A choppy, low-framerate marquee? Yes, stupid.

Gotta love that Mother Nature motivational poster though. Hah.

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Plain old Kevin- July 21, 2008 at 5:53 pm

Pause comes in handy every once in a while so you don't go blind. I cannot help you with the other things that can make you go blind.

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Anonymous- July 21, 2008 at 5:33 pm

KG, if you can think of a better way to display a collection of English sentences on the Internet, let me know. I personally have trouble reading text that's *not* in marquee form.

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Myles Kilometers- July 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm

I was trying to read the "facts" but the white scrolling text on a blue strip of background pretty much destroyed my rods and cones.

So here's a new fact...Fedor's eyes are the only ones that don't implode when struggling to read the nearly illegible text in this video.

ps - When Fedor posts comments to quickly he just speeds up. F'ing wordpress error.

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KG- July 21, 2008 at 5:20 pm

I cant even read all those without getting a major headache... who the hell thought of making a low framerate video clip with a scrolling marquee? stupid.

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