MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

“Fight for ALF” Update: One F*cking Thing at a Time


(Via Laura’s Facebook page)

Happy 4th of July, Potato Nation! Before you fire up the grill and start tossing around the bang snaps, please read the latest update from our dear friend Laura “angrylittlefeet” Nicholson, who is resting up before her next round of operations and chemo next week. Yeah, it’s a bummer, but that’s life. We’re proud as hell of our girl for hanging tough, under the circumstances. If you haven’t already, please kick in a few bucks to our “Fight for ALF” fundraising drive to help cover Laura’s medical expenses, and send her some love on twitter. Thanks a million, and enjoy the day.

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This week’s Alf update brought to you by Hodgkins Lymphoma……. Still NOT recommended as a diet aid.

Hi Taters! Alf here. Finally have a day between hospital visits to sit down and relax. And eat. At my last visit my Doc said I had lost entirely too much weight (I blame hospital food and boredom) and my job is to put some back on by any means necessary. Fast. Next operation is Monday, next chemo is Tuesday. He even went so far as to say he wants me eating cake and ice cream. Wait — Really? So now I have kind of a dr’s rx for cake & ice cream. Sweet! Now I just need my backwards-ass state to get on the medical weed bandwagon…..

Monday’s procedure is to have my chemo port installed. Somehow I don’t think a body was ever meant to have anything “installed” but what the hell do I know? Also they will remove this god-forsaken PICC line that has been driving my nuts and dangling from my arm since forever it seems. Oh I do hope I won’t need to be awake for all this festivity but I probably will. They seem to be pretty stingy with the sleepy time drugs.

They tell me that the second chemo is when the hair starts to go if it’s going to. Shit. shitshitshitshitfuckshitshit. Really, really bad girl-trauma on the horizon.

That’s it at this point. Just looking to get through next week and then go from there. One fucking thing at a time.

Hope you all have a great 4th of July. Have a beer for me and try not to blow off any goddam limbs or digits.

Alf
XO

Check out previous “Fight for ALF” updates right here.

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Laine1977- July 6, 2013 at 11:42 am
as Donna said I am impressed that a mom able to earn $4549 in 4 weeks on the computer. did you read this web page www.Blue46.com
angry little feet- July 5, 2013 at 2:23 pm
@ macreadysshack Hun I'm not even 5 feet tall. If I moved up a few weight classes I would look like a damn beach ball.
angry little feet- July 5, 2013 at 2:17 pm
@ Fried Taco lol no way. You just know at least one of these guys has a messed up mis-shapen head. Bad enough I may have to go thru this.... nobody needs to see that!
macreadysshack- July 5, 2013 at 9:51 am
If anything I wrote made you smile I am deeply humbled. I can't wait until you decide to move up a couple weight classes. I think it would be really great for your career!
Fried Taco- July 5, 2013 at 8:29 am
@ALF - yes, we do want to see that!!! Although we would prefer you don't have to go through this, we should at least have some sort of suffering along with you. ;-)
Gery1969- July 5, 2013 at 3:12 am
what Juanita responded I didnt know that anyone can profit $9469 in four weeks on the internet. have you seen this web link www.Blue46.com
dread- July 5, 2013 at 2:17 am
hi there

i am moved by your plight and registered on this site to respond to you and hope you get this message. did you know that cannabis oil might help you very much with your illness? at the risk o sounding like a snake oil salesmen i encourage you to google the following; cannabis oil cancer, RSO cancer, hemp oil cancer. many many people and animals around the world are finding remarkable recoveries from consuming the oil, also called phoenix tears. do the research and ask your doctors, but please dont put your faith in chemo, as its success ate is in the single digits and has even been found to acclerate tumor growth in some cases. i wish you the best in whatever direction you choose to take your healing. bless up sistah!
angry little feet- July 4, 2013 at 1:28 pm
@ wwhitekimbo haha thanks. We'll see. My luck my head is probably shaped like a freakin light bulb. Just me & Pete Drago Sell... rockin the lightbulbs. grrrr
angry little feet- July 4, 2013 at 1:26 pm
@Fried Taco aww come on now we don't really want that now do we?
wwhitekimbo- July 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm
bald women are sexxxy!!!!!!!!you are an inspiration
Fried Taco- July 4, 2013 at 12:40 pm
What I want to see: CP writers pledging to shave their heads when ALF loses her hair. Of course, as long as people cough up the money on the donations site. Pick a goal, guys, and we will meet it just so we can see Elias shave off his flowing locks!!

Anything to cheer ALF up, right?!?
angry little feet- July 4, 2013 at 12:26 pm
@ macreadysshack Man - I weighed 100lbs or less BEFORE I got sick! Picturing myself looking like either cyborg is giving me one helluva giggle over here :D
macreadysshack- July 4, 2013 at 11:00 am
No one will blame you for doing PEDs, ALF. If you dont want to end up looking like either Cyborg after you are cancer free, you may want to stick to anavar, tho.
angry little feet- July 4, 2013 at 9:58 am
@Canseco_MMA Thanks for your kind thoughts. Much appreciated. And you are absolutely right. There is no way to go thru something like this and not have a complete change of perspective on life. Hell, I was in the hospital for 11 days and had at least 1 procedure or surgery on 9 of those days. It changes you. I just hope I still feel like "me" when it's all over.
Hope you enjoy blowing things up today :D Have fun!
Sciet1985- July 4, 2013 at 9:09 am
as Rachel implied I am alarmed that a stay at home mom can profit $6791 in a few weeks on the internet. did you see this link www.Blue46.com
Canseco_MMA- July 4, 2013 at 7:56 am
Hey Alf.
I wanted to tell you that I'm thinking of you today. I have been in your shoes and it's not an easy place to be but all things aside, what you're going through now will give you mettle. It will show you what your made of. I never thought I would say this but I'm grateful to have gone through this because of the humility it taught me in my life. That being said too, it still sucks. You sound like a tough human being(come on your a girl who frequents an MMA website A crude one at best) and I'm here for you whatever that's worth. Its hard to mean it when you're in a hospital bed and I'm about to incur second degree burns but good luck on your second round. My prayers go out to you. Props to cage potato for keeping us updated. That's why I love this site.
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