Hey, alright! A big thanks to everybody who signed up for our forums to compete in this week’s caption contest. And special thanks to the few of you who were actually funny. Here are the five people who scored subscriptions to Fight! Magazine:
Lethal Infection: John Coffey appears to be losing his touch.
homyluv: Call me Picachu again bitch!!!!!
milo bling: only the japanese would let an inexperienced cartoon character compete in the ring. kinnikuman shouldn’t be in there either.
Kevinhfry: Moments later, Bruce Willis burst in with a Katana.
omfgdommy: DONT FORGET TO CHECK YOUR TICKETS! WE WILL BE GIVING AWAY A FRESHLY PISSED IN PAIR OF PANTIES BETWEEN THE FIRST AND SECOND ROUND!!
Lovely. If you’ve won, please shoot your real name and address to email@example.com. No Greg Kellying allowed.