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Fight! Magazine Video Caption Contest: Note to Self…


(Props: thepitbullarlovski)

You may have already seen this video when it started making the rounds last week, but above is a clip of Andrei Arlovski taking notes on some of Fedor Emelianenko‘s fights in preparation for their scheduled bout next month at "Day of Reckoning." What he’s writing, of course, is never revealed. So here’s our challenge to you: Give the vid a look and tell us what the Pitbull is jotting down at the 0:50-0:56 mark. The five (5) funniest/most creative entries win one-year subscriptions to Fight! Magazine, which is pretty much the best MMA mag ever. Leave your entries in the comments section below and feel feel to enter multiple times. Contest ends Wednesday night at midnight ET; the winner will be announced on Thursday. Good luck.

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Optamystical- December 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Pitbull's Check List

1) Add Fedor to the Christmas list.
2) Send a Fruitcake the night before the fight filled with Hunam Growth Hormone. 3) Get KTFO!
4) Win anyway by disqualification two days later.
5) Hit Morphine button AGAIN!
mistassmo- December 17, 2008 at 2:48 pm
1) Get radioactive spiders from back home near Chernobyl

2) Tell Fedor how taste his pee pee pee

3)Pray

4)

5) Profit!!!!!????


slapjaw ackrite- December 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Dear Santa

i would like a chin for christmas.

ps and a bike and a plane some gi joes a monkey a puppy and a tiger.
darylo- December 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Note to self...Shave back for fans with high def...
Geo Xvii- December 10, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Dear Mr. Seth Petruzelli,
I understand you "solve problems"...
ithertz- December 10, 2008 at 7:44 pm
if I just hand fedor 2 ice cream cones right before the match starts...
Maxwell Relaxwell- December 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm
In in a Belarusian accent while thinking in his head while writing:

"Fedor has no obvious hole in game. He hit very hard, yet I have weak jaw....
So plan to lose quickly, collect check, and fight somewhere else. How do I survive getting KO'd when I got knock out by the legend Datsik?"
Goodfella85- December 10, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Note to self.... Think about quitting MMA and call Oleg Taktarov to see if there are and open parts to play russian mob guy#2 in his next movie.
Goodfella85- December 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Note to self.... Don't forget to send Tom Atencio and his life partner Lance a gift for there recent marrige.
Ted Nutmeg- December 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm
"Dear Diary,

Well, it happened again today. It seems like every time I turn around some guy is pounding a pussy that I went through two years ago."
Kadumel- December 10, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Questions to answer -

- Who the hell are these asian kids?

- Why did I buy leopard print pillow?

- Where did I put my phone? Ah yes on the charger on mantle!

- How to beat a fedorah... Oh wait they meant FEDOR?!?
Kadumel- December 10, 2008 at 1:00 pm
IIIIII).... No that sucked...

((_)IIIIIIIID Hahah I found to draw how my big pee pee!
sirch6002- December 10, 2008 at 12:52 pm
tim taste fedor's pee pee pee...... i was first.... mean im better than fedor?
Zanzibarz- December 10, 2008 at 12:41 pm
"Dear hospital staff,

Thank you very much for your care following by brutal loss to Fedor Emelianenko. My friends tell me you were very helpful during my coma and your facial reconstruction expertise was much appreciated.

-Andrei"
GEM- December 10, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Call Fedor . . . Get Satan's digits . . . must make similar deal . . .
LD4L- December 10, 2008 at 11:32 am
***Have strippers report to hospital instead of club!
Duncan Wood- December 10, 2008 at 11:24 am
Superhero Weaknesses:
Superman - Magic, Kryptonite
Green Lantern - Wood, Yellow
Fedor - Ice cream, Homoerotic Sauna Time (must find how keep ice cream from melt in sauna)
Sancho- December 10, 2008 at 10:36 am
Dangada Dangada Dang
J.L.- December 10, 2008 at 10:31 am
Never ever let him take that choke because when you're out God knows what they're gonna do to you.
Haywood Jablowme- December 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
"Look Sir I really don't want anything of this" and I go whoop and I slit your throat and it's over and out.
Sticker- December 10, 2008 at 9:49 am
"Apparently Fedor mistook Timmy for Officer Farva from Super Troopers...easy mistake"
Sticker- December 10, 2008 at 9:46 am
"Note to self: do not have sex with championship belt on...the karmic comeback of douchebaggery comes in the form of Fedor"
Ruger460- December 10, 2008 at 9:07 am
**I mean in Russian**
Ruger460- December 10, 2008 at 9:07 am
"??? ???? ????? ????? ?????"

("Groin kick very much" in German)
gunner- December 10, 2008 at 7:34 am
Prefight shopping list:

-aleve
-icepack
-large sunglasses
-blackout curtains
-soft pillow
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