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Fight of the Day: Jordan Mein Utterly Obliterates Forrest Petz at Score Fighting Series 7

You guys remember when Jordan Mein elbow-raped Evangelista Santos like a God damned Papau New Guinea savage back at Strikeforce: Kharitonov vs. Barnett? Well, he did the same thing again last weekend to Forrest Petz, who is kind of like the poor man’s Jay Hieron, meaning that he is damn near flawless on the local circuit, yet falls apart every time we see him under the bright lights. To be fair, Petz can actually claim a UFC victory under his belt (he’s actually 2-5 lifetime), but Jordan Mein gives not a shit about where you’ve been. He only cares about where you are going to be, which, should you decided to scrap with him, will be crumpled against the cage beneath a hellstorm of elbows that would send Kenny Florian into a jealous, baby-kicking tantrum.

Not unlike Sensodyne’s rapport with American dentists, 9 out of Mein’s last 10 opponents would recommend him to anyone seeking to get their ass kicked. Now that he’s managed to successfully separate himself from Strikeforce’s sinking ship, how long do you think it will be until we see this kid in the UFC?

-J. Jones

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Alan K- November 27, 2012 at 2:41 pm
You have not lived until you've seen Kenny Florian kick a baby.
killamoneymike- November 27, 2012 at 9:49 am
Dude has good boxing. Those punches were crisp. And he knows how to fight, plain and simple. I say, sign him now. Hes ready.
killamoneymike- November 27, 2012 at 9:49 am
Dude has good boxing. Those punches were crisp. And he knows how to fight, plain and simple. I say, sign him now. Hes ready.
Pen Fifteen- November 27, 2012 at 7:06 am
How is a guy who just got "utterly obliterated" able to stand up under his own power immediately and walk around the ring cursing himself? Use of elbows aside, this looks like a pretty generic stoppage to me.
killamoneymike- November 27, 2012 at 9:58 am
No. That was a fucking mauling. The other guy quit before it got any worse.
J.Jones- November 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm
@master - I figured more people probably know who Jay Hieron is than Forrest Petz. Then again, I pour Jager over my morning Cheerios, so who knows.
masterbaitntackle- November 26, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Since Fo' Petz actually has 2 wins in the UFC, shouldn't it be the other way around? Meaning that Jay Heroin is the poor man's Forrest Petz? Or am I just blasted off of a 3.5 of blue magoo, 4,norcos & 4 somas?
smiledriver- November 26, 2012 at 4:20 pm
Hairlip FTW.
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