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Fight of the Day: Paul Daley Puts on a Thai Plum Clinic Against Jimmy Pocket Lukasz Chlewicki at Cage Warriors 57

Remember when we told you that Paul Daley was scheduled to slaughter some poor Polack at Cage Warriors 57 last weekend? Well, as luck would have it, he all but slaughtered some poor Polack at Cage Warriors 57 last weekend. Crazy, right?

To his credit, +800 underdog Lukasz Chlewicki didn’t seem too afraid to stand and bang with “Semtex,” which when you look at Daley’s highlight reel, is akin to sticking your foot in a bear trap and hoping to win the Boston Marathon. Unfortunately, Chlewicki’s persistent clinch work would turn out to be the cause of his demise, as the visibly larger Daley would use the opportunities to put on a Muay Thai clinic. Punishing elbows and vicious knees befell Chlewicki until a Marvin Eastman-esque goat vagina was opened up on the right side of his shiny, bald head, forcing the ringside physician to call the fight between the first and second round.

Chin up, Lukasz. You might have had your ass kicked by one of the best ass-kickers outside of the UFC, but let’s look at the positives:

1) You ended the fight in the same state of matter as you began it in.

2) You were able to chew solid foods the next day.

3) You were fighting in a cage.

-J. Jones

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Mr_Misanthropy- July 22, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Geez Jones. Way to blow up my good mood with your marathon traps baited with extremely radical bear jokes.

Next thing I know you're going to tell me my relaxing Chechnyan vacation is going to turn into a real pressure cooker.
J.Jones- July 22, 2013 at 1:52 pm
@qwerty - Are you saying bear traps were used in the Boston Marathon bombings?
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qwerty- July 22, 2013 at 12:10 pm
Mangled foot + Boston Marathon joke? Poor taste, AND weak sauce analogy.
algiersheadkick504- July 22, 2013 at 10:09 am
And unless yur a division one college wrestler or a blackbelt with explosive takedowns don't fight Paul daley
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What's up with all the jimmy pocket jokes