On the suggestion of reader “rheindog,” here’s Phil Baroni‘s 18-second destruction of Dave Menne at UFC 39 (9/27/02). Baroni’s jackhammer-beatdown is memorable enough, but what makes this one classic is his Super-Guido celebration at the end: “I’m the best eva! I’m the man! I’m the man! I’m the man!” Unfortunately, he wasn’t — Baroni’s next four fights would result in losses at the hands of Matt Lindland, Evan Tanner (twice), and Pete Sell.








I'm the man, I'm the best....I'm the best eva, I'm the fucking best eva, I'm the fucking man!!!! I'm the fucking best eva!!!!!!