(Kenny is sooooo happy for you!)
This week’s Fighter caption contest — which centered on a chance encounter between The Grim Reaper, Pooty-Poot, and the Muscles from Brussels — was an overwhelming success, hauling in 440-ish entries, nearly all of which revolved around some combination of hepatitis and homoeroticism. Three of them were good enough to earn copies of Fighter, courtesy of Viking and Coach. But first, some honorable mentions:
crookshark: In spite of his fighting skills, Aleksander Emelianenko proved to be terrible at musical chairs.
Destro: Jean-Claude breathed a sigh of relief…finally, someone who was even more underdressed than he was.
Horror Fighter: Frank Dux stopped smiling when Aleks reached into his shorts and pulled out Jackson’s Harley-Davidson bandana.
Dangada Dang: Jean Claude recovering from what will go down in history as THE most awkward boner.
*previous record held by….Jean Claude Van Damme
And the winners are…
Ouch! That hurts: “Vladimir, I thought you said you had to wash your hair tonight?”
KnuckleChuck: Coincidentally, two weeks after this photo was taken, Aleksander tested positive for hepatitis-b AND polonium-210.
Sean: It was at that moment that Aleksander realized just who had been on the other end of that glory hole.
If your names have been called, e-mail feedback@cagepotato.com with your address. If you didn’t win, don’t take it too hard — we’ll have a new caption contest next week with an even sexier prize, so be ready to jump back on that horse and try again. Thanks for playing, everybody…
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Comments
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:15
Horror Fighter deserved that one. Blood Sport for life yo
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:16
The runner-ups are better than the winners. Especially the first one. Terrible choices.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:17
BOO!
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:35
Seriously, runner ups are much better. i vote for Horror Fighter and Dangada dang.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:37
lol thats it fuck you and your contests!
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:39
The runners up were definitely better than the winners. "Ouch! That hurts" must have definitely given a back hander!!! That was terrible!
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:41
All four runner-ups were better.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:43
Note to self, dumbass Ben is NOT a Monty Python fan, stop wasting time on stupid caption contests.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:48
crookshark's "musical chairs" was much funnier. Also, I don't get why all the homo-erotic references are supposed to be funny. It's the same corny gay joke over and over. Seriously, ever caption contest is really a contest to see who can make the "funniest" variation on calling the person in the photo a fag. What gives? (For the record, I didn't submit a caption, so I'm not being bitter.)
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:50
This photo just doesn't lend itself to a good caption contest.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:51
I'm British. At least I get an excuse for you septics not understanding my humour! ;)
Thu, 10/23/08 - 06:56
Those are some great picks, well done. 'Polonium 210 and Hep B!? Good stuff.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:01
"Jean Claude recovering from what will go down in history as THE most awkward boner. *previous record held by….Jean Claude Van Damme" lol this is the real winner.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:07
I only see one winner there and that's Sean, funny shit. The rest...well they can blow me.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:07
CrookShark should have taken this one easily.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:09
should I be proud to admit I have no idea what a glory hole is? JoseMonkey, The reason every caption was homo-erotic is because VanDamme has a very open and well-recorded man-crush on the E brothers. In fact, the only reason this photo was chosen for a caption contest was because of that very well-know fact.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:16
You gotta send CrookShark a book too. It was the funniest and most original. Anyone agree?
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:19
I thought I didn't win because my post was too late, but no, one winner posted a few minutes after me. Seems to be a proof that you have a very bad sense of humour. Either that or these captions contests are fixed... I'm calling the FBSC, they've just finished the EliteXC investigation.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:30
Jugger: Look, all I'm saying is that there are other jokes that can be made. Remember when they posted that breakdown of Cage Potato comments back in June? (http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/06/30/cagepotato-chart-1-comment-breakdown/) I bet if they broke down caption content responses, they'd be something like this: 70% - Gay jokes about person pictured 15% - Not funny captions (that don't involve gay jokes) 10% - People asking for the prize without submitting a caption 5% - Funny captions (that don't involve gay jokes) (For the record, this post falls under the "Caption content winner wasn't funny" slice on the previously mentioned chart.)
Thu, 10/23/08 - 07:38
Never would have thought they would have picked sexual refrence lines or I would have submitted some. I think that while they can be funny - for this purpose it is tacky and really has nothing to do with MMA or an MMA story. A photo posted with a caption like this would fit better on a general parody site not on a site covering MMA topics.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 08:21
Yep, crookshark was definately the funniest. Overall, the runners-up were superior.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 08:25
Why didn't crookshark win? That was the best line I've ever heard. You gotta stop catering to these 14 year old pre pubescent little illiterate fatherless morons Cage Potato.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 08:35
so the new Playboy will be the prize next week...sweet!
Thu, 10/23/08 - 08:39
Oh would you all stop your whining? Bunch of BITCHES in here! Crookshark, you're the people's choice...e-mail me your address and I'll send you a t-shirt.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 08:40
@ ksgbobo: Yep. Signed by Rachelle, too.
Thu, 10/23/08 - 09:03
always good fora laugh...zzz... http://www.fromthecage.com
Thu, 10/23/08 - 09:32
Thanks to Geriatric Peon, Skidding, and anyone who else who showed me some love. As Jackson said when Dux gave his bandana back: "Any time, any place, anywhere, if you ever need me, I'll be there." Kumite!
Thu, 10/23/08 - 09:37
i was gonna say crooksharks was the funniest but looks like hes getting something anyway
Thu, 10/23/08 - 10:24
“Look sir I really dont want anything of this, and I go ‘woosh’ like dis and I slit you throat and its over and out..”
Thu, 10/23/08 - 10:54
New signed Playboy -- good prize. I'll have to prepare myself, one day I'll win one of these contests.
Fri, 10/24/08 - 01:29
hey ben, not sure how i email you. thanks for reconsidering my caption! i'm assuming you can see my hidden email when i leave this comment?
Fri, 10/24/08 - 01:32
and loyal cage potato readers, thank you! i owe you all a round of scotch.
Fri, 10/24/08 - 02:18
Victory, bitches.
Fri, 10/24/08 - 07:53
This says you are from the Tanaka clan? You don't look like a Tanaka. Shidoshi Tanaka train me. He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi. If senzo Tanaka is your shidoshi then show us dimack What the hell is a dimack? Death touch
Fri, 10/24/08 - 08:17
CP must be confused, the runner ups were way better than the winners!
Fri, 10/24/08 - 10:19
Ben, it just goes to prove that bitching and moaning gets you somewhere. ;)
Fri, 10/24/08 - 01:52
is he staring at Vladamir poonan.... FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
Sat, 10/25/08 - 08:20
Dangada Dang's caption made me fucking laugh so hard I cried.
Sun, 10/26/08 - 12:29
I would have said somthing about Rocky 4. Shladis mak vlav(SP) "I fight for me" Ivan Drago. i have to stay up on this site. Pretty sure i could win one of these
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