(Kenny is sooooo happy for you!)

This week’s Fighter caption contest — which centered on a chance encounter between The Grim Reaper, Pooty-Poot, and the Muscles from Brussels — was an overwhelming success, hauling in 440-ish entries, nearly all of which revolved around some combination of hepatitis and homoeroticism. Three of them were good enough to earn copies of Fighter, courtesy of Viking and Coach. But first, some honorable mentions:

crookshark: In spite of his fighting skills, Aleksander Emelianenko proved to be terrible at musical chairs.

Destro: Jean-Claude breathed a sigh of relief…finally, someone who was even more underdressed than he was.

Horror Fighter: Frank Dux stopped smiling when Aleks reached into his shorts and pulled out Jackson’s Harley-Davidson bandana.

Dangada Dang: Jean Claude recovering from what will go down in history as THE most awkward boner.
*previous record held by….Jean Claude Van Damme

And the winners are…

Ouch! That hurts: “Vladimir, I thought you said you had to wash your hair tonight?”

KnuckleChuck: Coincidentally, two weeks after this photo was taken, Aleksander tested positive for hepatitis-b AND polonium-210.

Sean: It was at that moment that Aleksander realized just who had been on the other end of that glory hole.

If your names have been called, e-mail feedback@cagepotato.com with your address. If you didn’t win, don’t take it too hard — we’ll have a new caption contest next week with an even sexier prize, so be ready to jump back on that horse and try again. Thanks for playing, everybody…