I would have said somthing about Rocky 4. Shladis mak vlav(SP) “I fight for me” Ivan Drago. i have to stay up on this site. Pretty sure i could win one of these

Dangada Dang’s caption made me fucking laugh so hard I cried.

is he staring at Vladamir poonan….

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

Ben, it just goes to prove that bitching and moaning gets you somewhere.

CP must be confused, the runner ups were way better than the winners!

This says you are from the Tanaka clan? You don’t look like a Tanaka.
Shidoshi Tanaka train me.
He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi.
If senzo Tanaka is your shidoshi then show us dimack
What the hell is a dimack?
Death touch

Victory, bitches.

and loyal cage potato readers, thank you! i owe you all a round of scotch.

hey ben, not sure how i email you. thanks for reconsidering my caption! i’m assuming you can see my hidden email when i leave this comment?

New signed Playboy — good prize.

I’ll have to prepare myself, one day I’ll win one of these contests.

“Look sir I really dont want anything of this, and I go ‘woosh’ like dis and I slit you throat and its over and out..”

i was gonna say crooksharks was the funniest but looks like hes getting something anyway

Thanks to Geriatric Peon, Skidding, and anyone who else who showed me some love. As Jackson said when Dux gave his bandana back: “Any time, any place, anywhere, if you ever need me, I’ll be there.” Kumite!

always good fora laugh…zzz…

http://www.fromthecage.com

@ ksgbobo:

Yep. Signed by Rachelle, too.

Oh would you all stop your whining? Bunch of BITCHES in here! Crookshark, you’re the people’s choice…e-mail me your address and I’ll send you a t-shirt.

so the new Playboy will be the prize next week…sweet!

Why didn’t crookshark win? That was the best line I’ve ever heard. You gotta stop catering to these 14 year old pre pubescent little illiterate fatherless morons Cage Potato.

Yep, crookshark was definately the funniest.

Overall, the runners-up were superior.

Never would have thought they would have picked sexual refrence lines or I would have submitted some. I think that while they can be funny – for this purpose it is tacky and really has nothing to do with MMA or an MMA story. A photo posted with a caption like this would fit better on a general parody site not on a site covering MMA topics.

Jugger: Look, all I’m saying is that there are other jokes that can be made.

Remember when they posted that breakdown of Cage Potato comments back in June? (http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/06/30/cagepotato-chart-1-comment-breakdown/) I bet if they broke down caption content responses, they’d be something like this:

70% – Gay jokes about person pictured
15% – Not funny captions (that don’t involve gay jokes)
10% – People asking for the prize without submitting a caption
5% – Funny captions (that don’t involve gay jokes)

(For the record, this post falls under the “Caption content winner wasn’t funny” slice on the previously mentioned chart.)

I thought I didn’t win because my post was too late,
but no, one winner posted a few minutes after me.

Seems to be a proof that you have a very bad sense of humour.
Either that or these captions contests are fixed…

I’m calling the FBSC, they’ve just finished the EliteXC investigation.

You gotta send CrookShark a book too. It was the funniest and most original. Anyone agree?

should I be proud to admit I have no idea what a glory hole is?

JoseMonkey,

The reason every caption was homo-erotic is because VanDamme has a very open and well-recorded man-crush on the E brothers. In fact, the only reason this photo was chosen for a caption contest was because of that very well-know fact.

CrookShark should have taken this one easily.

I only see one winner there and that’s Sean, funny shit. The rest…well they can blow me.

“Jean Claude recovering from what will go down in history as THE most awkward boner.
*previous record held by….Jean Claude Van Damme”

lol this is the real winner.

Those are some great picks, well done. ‘Polonium 210 and Hep B!? Good stuff.

I’m British. At least I get an excuse for you septics not understanding my humour!

This photo just doesn’t lend itself to a good caption contest.

crookshark’s “musical chairs” was much funnier.

Also, I don’t get why all the homo-erotic references are supposed to be funny. It’s the same corny gay joke over and over. Seriously, ever caption contest is really a contest to see who can make the “funniest” variation on calling the person in the photo a fag. What gives?

(For the record, I didn’t submit a caption, so I’m not being bitter.)

Note to self, dumbass Ben is NOT a Monty Python fan, stop wasting time on stupid caption contests.

All four runner-ups were better.

The runners up were definitely better than the winners.

“Ouch! That hurts” must have definitely given a back hander!!! That was terrible!

lol thats it fuck you and your contests!

Seriously, runner ups are much better. i vote for Horror Fighter and Dangada dang.

BOO!

The runner-ups are better than the winners. Especially the first one. Terrible choices.

Horror Fighter deserved that one. Blood Sport for life yo