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Fightin’ Words: Penn, Florian, Bisping, Marquardt + More


(How ’bout a nice Hawaiian Punch? Image courtesy of ko.susumug.com.)

"After holding the welterweight title once, I was like, I need it again, I need that welterweight title one more time, and look, I get to beat one of the best fighters of all time to do it. The opportunity is just trememdous…I’m going to crush him, don’t worry guys." — The ever-confident BJ Penn predicts the outcome of his UFC 94 superfight against Georges St. Pierre during a couple of recent Hawaiian TV appearances.

"Sean Sherk, that’s a fight I would love to take. That fight is one of the ones I really want to show everyone how far I’ve come. My wrestling’s a lot better than that and I’m going to continue to get better at it…[A rematch] would be ten times better and I believe with a different result." — Kenny Florian gives MMA Weekly the old "I’m not the same fighter I was back then" line. Ken-Flo is content to wait for BJ Penn as he chases his welterweight championship dream, but if Penn’s hiatus goes on for too long, Florian would be open to avenging a past defeat.

"A [Rich] Franklin vs. [Michael] Bisping fight would be amazing. I’d love to fight him. But I’d love to fight Henderson too. They’re household names and legends of the sport and it would be an honour and a privilege to fight one of them. I think I stack up well against them…I think I can beat both of them. It wouldn’t be easy, but my confidence is growing with every fight." — Michael Bisping talks to The Sun about who he’s eyeing for his next match. For the record, Bisping thinks Franklin will have the edge on Henderson during their fight in January. 

After the jump: The gloves come off and the talk gets trashy.




“Bisping can go and go, and Maia is good on the ground. But neither one of them has fought anyone who is as good as me or at the same level of fighter that I am. It would be a huge jump in class for them to fight me, and I think I could finish either one of them off in round one or two.” — Nate Marquardt gets his "what about meeeeeee?!" on in an interview with Sherdog, mentioning that he’d happily take the Team U.S. coaching spot on the next season of The Ultimate Fighter; Michael Bisping has already been confirmed as the Team U.K. coach.

"I think Yushin and I are both in the top five of the UFC’s middleweight division. We have both only lost once and it was via decision, so I believe the winner should definitely be considered for a shot at the title. Either way I’m going to let Anderson know he has me waiting for him. I will call Anderson out the moment my arm is raised. Joe Rogan won’t even be able to ask me to comment on the replay." — Dean Lister uses an interview with MMA Weekly to put UFC middleweight ruler Anderson Silva officially on notice. We’re sure he’s terrified, bro.

"Here are some simple numbers: my 42 total opponents total a win/loss/draw record of 479-269-25. Miguel Torres has fought guys totaling a record of 204-159-7 combined record out of his 35 total fights…I have seven more fights than him yet my opposition has a total of 403 more total fights. The bottom line is that he fought a lot of guys in the bulk of his career that never really continued on to be fighters and never were really fighters in the first place. He’s beat some good guys and he’s good, but let’s not think that he’s out of my league. If anybody thinks he’s out of my league, they are out of their mind. When he was fighting guys who were 0-2, I was in the UFC fighting Matt Serra on nine days notice even though he completely outweighed me. He couldn’t finish me off, he couldn’t submit me, and he couldn’t overpower me. And that was when my game was half of what it is now." — WEC bantamweight Jeff Curran drags out the stats while talking to FiveOuncesofPain to explain why his recent call-out of Miguel Torres shouldn’t be regarded as absolutely ludicrous.

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virtual kasino - December 31, 2008 at 4:58 am
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soze mum is a fucking munta but any hole is a goal- December 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
thats all u can do is hope because you would get beaten like a dog u littlle mincer then i would drink to yr bones with yr birds tits in my face ha ha pass it on spackerr this is what a real cocky brit sounds like fuckin av it u fadge
Anonymous- December 2, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I really hope that someone hears some of the shit you say someday, and then decides to kick your ass because of it. I think it would be fun to watch on tv.
soze mum is a fucking munta but any hole is a goal- December 1, 2008 at 6:58 am
portland you might no more about immigration than me but thats only because yr dad is a paki with a corner shop who employs spics and slopes so he can save money to buy a nissan. fucking do one half breed
soze mum is a fucking munta but any hole is a goal- December 1, 2008 at 6:55 am
sorry thats my name ha ha ha
soze mum is a fucking but any hole is a goal- December 1, 2008 at 6:53 am
what did u say u like going down on big boys and whats this shit about hiding behind a keyboard i smash yr keyboard round yr head and the mounty that try to save you .if i had a penny every time one of you peasants said that i would be taking soze mum to taco bell instead of my back seat for some anal i am a bricklayer far from a weakling.i live near where bisping does he is a good lad you started this shit calling him a cocky arogant brit compare him to junie or leben or baroni and soze your only pissed because he beat jason day.bisping showed lack of respect in 1 fight and you will not let it go.he got personality he is not the best fighter but he is a good fighter.bottom line you dont like him because he is english.obviously my spelling is crap because i work with my hands flicking yr mums bean i always thought the skinny spotty geeks was the ones that was good at spelling.i am the one that gets fanny yr the one that can spell good do you want a medal tell yr mum to get a fucking shave u silly little cunt she has a date with my purple helmet.while i am jizzing in her face you can type all night bragging about yr spelling you pakistani molesting bastard and mma wannabe yr mums got jenny warts and staaaanks of beef and when yr balls drop you will be blind.you all spell better than me so its a good job you speak my language isn't it ha ha ha they dont teach canadian here because oh shit you dont have yr own language do you.never mind i teach your slag mum some new words tonight like fuck massive shlong ooooo my lord it hurts harder blow job spunk jizzing spread yessss swallow 5 pounds piss off you tart.HA HA HA HA HA
MMA Wannabe- November 30, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Both of you sound like complete shitbricks, but at least Keyser Soze spelled his own damned name correctly, "chior boy".

BJ Penn vs. GSP will be a great fight. But if I bet money on it at all... it'd be on GSP. Seems like BJ Penn has only made marginal gains since the first fight whereas "Rush" has improved his skills in nearly every aspect. Either way, it should be a good one.
Keyser Soze- November 30, 2008 at 5:07 pm
You trash talk as well as you spell. I don't doubt that you work long and hard for a living... it's pretty tough to get a real job with a 3rd grade education. As for your "15 stone of pure british beef", I seriously doubt it. I picture you as a 100 lb acne infested geek weakling who can't make any real friends so he hides behind a keyboard, pretending to be a tough guy, working a warehouse job sweeping up dust and dirt because it's the most labour intensive thing you can manage. As for my mother comments... again, you're a f*cking a$$clown who can't even manage a good comeback.

Beethoven? Are you for real? Having a battle of wits with you is like fighting a one armed midget. For what it's worth, I don't weigh 15 stone, but I love bringing down big guys. Puts things into perspective, especially to someone like you. You're a mental halfwit who doesn't know sh*t about anything, including life. It's pretty plain to see you know nothing of Canada. I do find it particularly creepy how fascinated you are with my a$$. Really, I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way, thanks. C'mon man, keep showing everyone how stupid you are. Nothing like a good laugh to lighten everyone's mood.
portland mma- November 30, 2008 at 11:37 am
"so you are canadian ha ha ha seriously am 15 stone of pure british beef"

hah please stop you can't be serious.

"would love to live next door to you on peasant cresant but i work long and hard for a living just ask your mum ha ha ha i live in a real house not some shed with a load of canadians who smell like vegetable matter but i will visit you next time i do some charity work i carnt fukin wait i love the calm before the storm it reminds me of beethoven.and i will kick fuck off you like a man then stab you for a bit of fun right in yr ring peice so you carnt take it in the ass anymore by your border jumping boy friend."

You should really brush up on your immigration knowledge why you are at it. LOL someone on an mma forum really said "i carnt fukin wait i love the calm before the storm it reminds me of beethoven"
portland mma- November 30, 2008 at 11:32 am
"u actully looked up pleb u sad knacker hahahaha.if u call class licking love piss of my ball sack yr mums got plenty.and if you are not a yank your probably canadian which means you are a ginger paki lover."


Shit talking is way different in the UK wow. What the fuck is a knacker
keyser soze a fucking chior boy compared to me a chior boy- November 30, 2008 at 10:08 am
oh and i am looking 4wrd to gsp vs penn 2
keyser soze a fucking chior boy compared to me a chior boy- November 30, 2008 at 10:05 am
so you are canadian ha ha ha seriously am 15 stone of pure british beef and i would make yr mum suck my testis while you sit and smile.i would love to live next door to you on peasant cresant but i work long and hard for a living just ask your mum ha ha ha i live in a real house not some shed with a load of canadians who smell like vegetable matter but i will visit you next time i do some charity work i carnt fukin wait i love the calm before the storm it reminds me of beethoven.and i will kick fuck off you like a man then stab you for a bit of fun right in yr ring peice so you carnt take it in the ass anymore by your border jumping boy friend.dont even start talking shit you ginger bastard because its worth about as much as yr mum on a friday night when she choking on my fat cock ha ha ha ha bring it you fucking girls dress
Keyser Soze- November 29, 2008 at 10:36 pm
LMFAO!!! Yeah man, you're a real winner. F*cking coward. "I'll do you with this blade." You're a joke. You obviously were bullied as a child. You're as much a whiny p*ssy as Bisping is. The fact of the matter is... Bisping couldn't beat Franklin, Marquart, or Hendo if he tried. Silva would eat him for lunch. Hell, I don't think Bisping could beat the lightweight Penn. Bisping doesn't deserve a title shot until he proves himself. You're f*cking delusional peckerwood. In a perfect world, you'd live next door to me, and we'd see just how big a tough guy you think you are, but I promise you, that "blade" wouldn't do a damn thing to help or save your pathetic ass. Do you think you're mommy would let you though? it's past your bedtime b*tch. This board was a decent conversation about mixed martial arts until you decided to act like a c*nt and open your big mouth.
keyser soze a fucking chior boy compared to me a chior boy- November 29, 2008 at 9:02 pm
u actully looked up pleb u sad knacker hahahaha.if u call class licking love piss of my ball sack yr mums got plenty.and if you are not a yank your probably canadian which means you are a ginger paki lover.and people talk about the hamil fight like it was yesterday get a fucking grip man.and so what if franklin battered hamil that dont mean he gona do the same to bisping.if people look at it like that i could say rashad kod chuck but bisping went to a split with him even if the fight wasn't that good.jason day beat louaso bisping stopped him.tito struggled with rashad at the end of their fight bisping was getting the better of rashad near the end of theirs.rashad beat jardine who stopped griffin the lhw champ.hamil wrestling skill stoped bisping from landing punches he has no wrestling experience prior to ufc i feel he has improved now.and bisping aint gona be running in to rich like hamil did and i no rich is a good fighter but who has he beat that makes him a legend.dewwes tanner RIP he looked shit in lutter fight okomi an old shamrock hamil didnt fight and quarry who is turd.you call bisping for moving down to 185 but franklin is the one who has always been looking for easy wins and hiding at 185 he should have been fighting chuck tito randy ect years ago but no he was fighting 19 year old dewees and tanner who flattened rich in there second fight.i think dan will destroy franklin and marquart would two i like bisping he could beat these guys but he is still the underdog with silva hendo marquart and franklin i just dont think franklin is as good as people say.and keyser soze its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean and i dont see yr mum complaing when her pink ass is going ten to dozen on my fat cock you fucking lepor its not the biggest dick in the world but u wouldn't want it as a wart on yr nose tell that sweaty fat shit you call a mum al pick her up at 9 or al come round there and do ya with this blade.
jaileer- November 29, 2008 at 4:24 pm
that last post should have said "2 of the 4 BEST mixed martial artists of all time."
jaileer- November 29, 2008 at 4:17 pm
In the pantheon of Jaileer, B.J. Penn is God; GSP is Jesus. B.J. won rounds 1 and 2 in their first meeting. he won round 1 so bad it could have been a 10-8 round. in the third round, B.J. gassed and the judges fucked him. hey, life's rough, finish the fucking fight. I think that 2 of the 4 MIXED martial artists of all time are gonna throw down at the height of their careers. what could be better?

As far as Bitchbing is concerned - fuck him. i fight, i respect fighters but he's no better than some i've seen in small shows. the UFC is protecting him and hanging on as they are with Vera. seriously - did he really say he could beat hendo? really? he was DESTROYED by the same Matt Hamill that was DESTROYED by franklin, yet bisping thinks he has a shot against rich? i know, mmamath never adds up, but come on, bisping isn't ready for the big time. Now - truth be told, Bisping looked really good in his las fight. athletic, technical, and fast. i just dont think he's where he thinks he is.
Keyser Soze- November 29, 2008 at 2:46 pm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/fullcredits#cast Check the spelling for yourself f*ckstick. You obviously have the IQ of a cheerio. Bisping's not even a top 5 middleweight, and as stated before... Hamill was robbed in their match. Bisping's stand up isn't all that great, his jiu jitsu is questionable, and his attitude is the sh*ts. He cowered out of the light heavyweight division, and will get his a$$ knocked out if he ever meets a real middleweight, none of these shark bait fighters he's matched up against.

Regarding your comments...
1) I"m not a yank.
2) You can't spell worth sh*t.
3) A pleb is a slave/serf/servant, and the only b*tch in this convo is you.
4) If there is one fighter in the UFC that matches Silva in skills it's GSP.
5) You probably couldn't even spell GSP.
6) My mother is far too classy to associate with a 3rd grade pre-pubescent, you're sh*t out of luck.

If you have any common sense (which I really doubt), you'd think before typing/speaking. I don't doubt Silva's one of the two best fighters in the UFC. I just want to see how he does against the other. Your comments are as laughable as the 2" pecker between your legs sh*tbrick.
Steve-O- November 29, 2008 at 9:51 am
marquardt deserves more respect.....and i believe he'd finish bisping and maia in the second as well
portland mma- November 29, 2008 at 9:16 am
I predict a unanimous decision for BJ Penn in the GSP fight. And as far as Bisping goes, he is a pretty good fighter but to say he could beat Hendo or Franklin is ridiculous. I for one would not pay to watch Marquardt vs. Bisping, that would be a boring ass fight, not to mention Marquardt would probably try to bust out some sweet wwf moves again (http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/06/09/piledriver-power/). Also the guy has no personality so I think Bisping and Marquardt coaching the next season would get lower ratings then they got with "the comeback." Dana isn't stupid, he is a bastard but he isn't stupid he would never put Marquardt on the show.
its kaizer u fucking spaztic shite cunt- November 29, 2008 at 5:54 am
you mean like when silva kicks fuck outa yr american fightters only person i remember taking silva the distance was a british fighter the same guy who kod tito in a street fight when he was champ.u r such a pleb no1 in the ufc can beat silva so only bisping should retire listen to yr self you dickhead maybe i should buy a bottle of wine and lick yr mums cheezy fanny you fucking window licker
Keyser Soze- November 28, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I believe GSP underestimated BJ Penn, but it only cost him one round. They're both better fighters now, but GSP looked amazing against Jon Fitch (whom I have a lot more respect for now, tough SOB). I predict GSP in the 2nd round. I just wish he busts BJ's jaw so I don't have to hear any more crying for attention. GSP's trying to prove it wasn't a fluke and deserved to win. BJ's trying to prove it WAS a fluke and that he's a legend, wins should be given to him. Gunny's on crack. GSP has better stand up, his take down defense is unbelievable, and his ground and pound is way better than Penn's. GSP vs. Silva is beyond a mega-fight, it's two of the best fighters in the world finally matching up. Who really gives a sh*t about Penn, besides himself.

As for Bisping, I'm of the minority. I'd love to see Bisping vs. Silva. Nothing like a sweet reality check to put one cocky arrogant Brit in his place. That decision vs. Hamill was bullsh*t, and everyone knows it. Trash talking Hamill after the fight was even worse. Worst of all, I actually liked Bisping on TUF. I dont' think he'd even survive one round with Silva. What I find comical about Bisping is... where's he gonna go? Can't beat Silva. Can't beat Griffin. Couldn't even beat GSP. Too small to be a heavyweight. Too big to be a lightweight, unless he develops a severe crack habit. Stuck as a 2nd rate fighter no matter the weight class. Looks good on him. I've got an idea. Put Bisping vs. Penn and it can be a wine and cheese ppv.
dualdiagnosis- November 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Pillsbury boy over GSP tko rd2
Georgie The Dingo- November 27, 2008 at 10:02 pm
CUrran is lucky he's one of those "Jesus fighters". He's going to need Jesus if he ever earns the right to fight Torres.
breeze- November 27, 2008 at 6:35 pm
go for the liver gsp
Two Cherries and a Banana- November 27, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I hope GSP flattens out that arrogant Hawaiian doughboy's face!
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