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Is this a remake of the film GLADIATOR with Cuba gooding Jr and James Marshall?

Damn, just like Hollywood to make the Kimbo Slice story, but recast the older black man as a younger white guy. And let me guess, they replace Seth Petruzelli with a bigger black man (maybe Kimbo in a cameo?) but white-Kimbo beats the Seth character in the movie version so we can have a happy ending and $kala is a hero for making it all happen.

Of course, the sequel will have white-Kimbo taking on the big, mean, evil Russian dude who everyone considers the best fighter in the world.

Really… Go watch The Wrestler. It’s awesome.

LOL @ many of these comments!

The screenshot looks kind of like a gay porn version of Never Back Down (whose title would not have to be changed in its transition from bad teen movie about fighting to gay movie about teen f*cking).

get carter is about as lame as sly stallone downing his hgh shakes. although it sounds like this movie took some cues. weak, unbelievable, horrible acting, lame action. yup, sounds like “get carter 2: electric boogaloo”

eat shit google

“We have above-ground fighting circuits now, and they really exist, and they’re awesome.”

That’s muthafuckin’ right.

LMAO

LOL @ “mma-pro Says: no that is just steve mazzagatti dressed like a turtle”

But, Mazzagatti already IS a turtle…?

Okay, over or under: 50 times the TapouT logo appears in this movie.

The Turtle is Film Drunk’s mascot.

Gladiator? You bet he was!

I already saw this movie, it was called Gladiator about 15 years ago. Same concept, just boxing instead.

Umm Classic Rourke movies! 9&1/2 weeks Kim Basinger nekkid!! yes Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man, Rumble Fish, Man On Fire(not a huge Rourke role but wut a wicked flick!) Domino, Year of the Dragon… thats all i could think of right now yea that guy is the shit as its been said all over Hollywood theres only one real badboy in Hollywood and its him! that guy loves his drinking,drugs and fighting atleast he use to.

You thought Never Back Down was hardcore? Bro, you have no idea.

Lol!

If you think he was good in sin city, you should check out Get Carter, with Sly also, and My personal fav Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man.

I thought that was a screen shot for the sequel to brokeback mountain

Bloodsport is the gold standard of the genre.

I know this movie sounds bad but I heard that the main character is actually a werewolf and he has to try and maintain his human form when fighting…too bad his biggest fight is under a full moon…uh oh. That twist I think will make this movie worth watching.

The Turtle is Homophobic Turtle, I believe. You guys should read that site if you like movies at all; FilmDrunk is pretty fucking funny.

OBI – Angel Heart was pretty cool. And that’s not even counting the Cosby-kid boob-bonus.

WHOA!

“Douchebaggery” with the second “Comment of the Week”!

Aw, man. “C-Bus Allstar”, you make me feel even Older, Balder and Irish-ier.

I saw Rourke in “Angel Heart”…in the theaters.

Glad to see his career is back on track.

my advise to everyone is to avoid this turd and take the time to watch “Redbelt”, which was actually a very good movie. It’s not an MMA film, but totally worth watching.

If you wanna see a good MMA beat-’em-flick, check out Wu Jing in “Fatal Contact”.

Now go “NetFlix” those muthers!

the “turtle head” “poking out” is a metaphor for what a toilet bowl of a movie this will be

@ C-Bus Allstar

what grade are you in? seriously, who the fuck discovered mickey rourke from sin city???

he even performed on bowie’s album never let me down. that’s talent.

try watching rumble fish or the pope of greenwhich village

The turtle is obviously either Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, or Raphael. It is hard to tell because this scene is obviously before he has been exposed to the radioactive toxic waste that mutated him into semi-human form, and therefore prior to the four donning their respective colors and training in their particular weapons.

I always thought it was Splinter that taught them their martial arts, but maybe Hollywood doesn’t think a mutant rat will sell as well as a “small town pretty boy that moved to the big city.”

Yeah, Chan Tatum used to go to my highschool where he was a good highschool athlete……until afterwards when he became a male dancer. Middle aged women everywhere were pissed when he starred in Step Up cause the lap dances were over. :0(

I dont understand

no that is just steve mazzagatti dressed like a turtle

The turtle is the hard-edged sensai with a heart of gold that teaches Shawn not only how to fight, but also how to love.

Mickey Rourkes the shit

How could anyone say anything different?

Mickey Rourke is a beast. I’ve been a huge fan ever since Sin City introduced me to him..

Straight to DVD.

Howard must be reeling after being dropped from Iron Man 2.

Amazing what sounds like a good idea in Hollywood.

OH MY GOD…

Whats up with the turtle in the picture. Is he the ref or the odds maker?

Is the turtle the ref? If so, props for realism

.. there is a turtle in that pic..

Ummm…is anyone else a little confused about the turtle in the lower left-hand corner?

Am I seeing things?

From the headline, i thought this was going to be a movie along the lines of “Scream”. I was half expecting the Waynes Brothers to jump up and start doing Karate moves. I was hopeful! I would watch that, hell, It could be funny…. Funny sad, not funny Ha-ha.

Now that I read the article, well, now I’m fully prepared to kill myself.

Farthammer if I thought Mickey Rourke was a good actor and Oscar worthy I would tell you to shut your fat wallowed-out-from-man-sausage mouth. But since I am not a troll I won’t say that.

frick.
not again.

Oooh, he’s a washed-up wrestler from the 80s barely hanging on, looking for redemption! It’s like a metaphor for his real life!

Clayface sucks. Get him and his 13 mini-dogs out of here.