(Sometimes in life, all you want is somebody you can hate.)
It’s been a crazy couple of weeks, hasn’t it Potato Nation? But now that Fedor Emelianenko has signed with Strikeforce, UFC president Dana White can stop courting him and resume bashing him in the same familiar terms. And you already know exactly how this tune goes:
"I’m in Abu Dhabi right now and my reaction is Fedor is a [expletive] joke. [He] turns down a huge deal and the opportunity to face the best in the world to fight nobodies, for no money. Fedor is [expletive]."
Comforting in a strange, unhealthy way, isn’t it? Like reuniting with an ex-girlfriend who you never really liked all that much to begin with. Sure she’s got problems, but at least you already know what they are. And when she starts a fight over nothing on the ride home from dinner, it almost feels like home.