(The following is to be read in the voice of Don LaFontaine)
Two boys, whose lives took two very different paths…
One became a champion, adored by millions…
The other, a thief who’s never played by the rules…
But they’ll have to work together to stop a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top…
[Cut to montage soundtracked by pounding drums, with brief shots of car chases, sex scenes, and naked bathhouse knife-fights edited together faster and faster until it ends with the sound/image of a gunshot]
[Cut to shot of Aleksander Emelianenko, who holds a lit cigarette over a pool of gasoline, says "The devil never sleeps," then drops it]
Fedor Emelianenko and Aleksander Emelianenko star in…
Okay, so the script isn’t exactly written yet, but come on — this shit writes itself! If you want to make a solid R.O.I. investing in an action-packed guaranteed-hit with a built-in fanbase, give us a shout. We promise we can keep costs down. For starters, we know some actors who will probably work cheap…
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Comments
Wed, 01/02/08 - 08:46
Don't forget the love scene with Van Damme.
Wed, 01/02/08 - 11:01
Would love the chance to direct it. When do we start?
Thu, 01/03/08 - 04:12
Why is Aleksander Emelianenko a thief?!?
Thu, 01/03/08 - 01:02
That movie would be effing excellent. I believe Aleksander became a Vor V Zakone after spending time in prison for armed robber.
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