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First Look: “The Expendables” Trailer


As "Rampage" Jackson ponders a film career at the expense of a fighting one, he may want to take a look at Randy Couture‘s recent work in "The Expendables."  Granted, this is just the trailer, but Couture has all of one line in it (no action movie is complete without someone uttering, "We’ve got company"), and he doesn’t even get called out at the end with the rest of the crew.  Think of it as a glimpse into your future, ‘Page.  The MMA world may think of you as a star, but to the general movie-going audience you’re just another dude who works cheap and can act well enough in short bursts.

Other than that, thoughts on the trailer?  Sure, it looks formulaic and incredibly derivative, but part of the appeal of an action movie like this is that you know exactly what you’re going to get.  I swear, though, if I go see this thing and Jet Li gets to hack his way through more lines than Couture (who plays a character named "Toll Road"), I’m going to be seriously disappointed.

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AgentoftheBat- October 14, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Greatest movie of all time. Especially if they amp the gore up like in the last Rambo.
Nobody knows how to do an excellent old school action movie like Stallone. I'll see any movie he does. Ever.
Da Spied Her- October 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I'm just saying, Randy, when the black guy has more lines than you do, it's not a good sign.
Lonny- October 14, 2009 at 6:44 am
Looking at Sly Stone's face the movie should be called "The Expandables"
[ badum dum pow! ]
PurplePickle- October 14, 2009 at 5:10 am
Let me get this straight, you flag me as spam and let that muthafucka post his bullshit?
ArmFarmer- October 14, 2009 at 4:08 am
So couture's an extra?
I Know Nothing- October 14, 2009 at 12:39 am
If they don't cut a better trailer than that this thing's going straight to DVD.
Sakuraba3900- October 13, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Oh and Jackoff... go look at the end of my comment at the end of the rankings post. Do it. Whats at the end of the comment that is.

THIS MOVIE WILL BE AMAZING... is it gay that it kinda gave me a boner?
Sakuraba3900- October 13, 2009 at 10:49 pm
did anyone catch the ridiculous armbar that stallone does in the preview? Fucking amazing.
reddog- October 13, 2009 at 9:30 pm
angellove, i hope you slowly die of aids and cancer.
Jarekov The Great- October 13, 2009 at 9:08 pm
this is either going to be the usual suspects of action movies, or a bunch of cluttered shit. Im not passing judgement till i see it.
tallkitchenbags- October 13, 2009 at 8:33 pm
this movie is going to suck balls.
PhilDZnutts- October 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I am going into this w/low expectations as not to be disappointed. It worked for Scorpion King 2 but the expectations were EXTREMELY low.
tallkitchenbags- October 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm
sly's face is on the juice.
tallkitchenbags- October 13, 2009 at 8:18 pm
who's the big black guy making those tough faces. he's going to die early..
tallkitchenbags- October 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm
they should make a sequel starring ben rothwell, roy nelson and tim sylvia called The Expandables.
bleve- October 13, 2009 at 8:03 pm
And was that John Salley at the beginning speaking in his best ambiguous patois?
bleve- October 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm
"The Expendables"... a more fitting title has never graced a motion picture.
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thebloc- October 13, 2009 at 7:00 pm
so lemme get this straight... Stalonne, Statham, Jet Li, Couture, Lundgren, Stonecold Steve Austin, Rourke, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Danny ONE movie? man that's almost as much testosterones as the "just bleed" guy.
kxp06001- October 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Amen, whens that nigga gettin outta jail?
kxp06001- October 13, 2009 at 6:33 pm
movie actually doesnt look half bad... even though they are some old actors...
cagefightmon- October 13, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Stallone's boring scream and juiced up head bores me . . . . next action hero, already!
PurplePickle- October 13, 2009 at 6:09 pm
My original comment was flagged as spam due to its controversial political nature. I have been a supporter of this particular site since early 1993 and I demand an apology! Also, no film's badassery is complete without Don Frye in the credits.

PingPong- October 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
There are only 2 things missing from this picture; Wesley and Snipes...
NomadRip- October 13, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Chuck Norris was afraid to be in this movie, that's how much badass is involved with this film.