
(Photo courtesy of TMZ)
Just three months after he wrecked a Toyota Scion while preparing for a celebrity race in Long Beach, Tito Ortiz was involved in another vehicular misadventure this weekend. The UFC light-heavyweight contender — man, it’s weird to write that again! — was involved in a three-car collision near a Denny’s in Costa Mesa that left his beloved Rolls Royce Phantom with a busted grill.
Nobody was injured, and Ortiz didn’t even seem that pissed off afterwards. But the Huntington Beach Bad Boy later confirmed that he cried a little, since the Rolls was his favorite car and repairs won’t be covered by insurance.
And so, Tito Ortiz narrowly dodges the UFC 133 curse, which makes us wonder: Is this like a Final Destination kind of thing where Tito now has to injure somebody on the UFC 133 card himself since he escaped a violent fate that was clearly intended for him?








Tito did defeat Bader, but in my opinion long ago Tito shot his wad playing patty-cakes too many times with Shamrock to be taken serious. Come on he lives at the beach and can't even stand-up on a surfboard. Talk about poser. He needs to lose the fem-looking Phantom. I will pitch in $1,000 bucks to purchase a Tito a Pinto.
At 36 years old, he is only 2 years older than Fedor (31-3). Let's not forget we get juked $50 bones per pay to watch Tito with his dismal 16-8-1 record.
Someone please explain how the fuck Tito Ortiz is already in-line for a UFC championship slot (provided he makes it past Evans)?