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First World Problems: Tito Ortiz Smashes Up His Rolls Royce Phantom

(Photo courtesy of TMZ)

Just three months after he wrecked a Toyota Scion while preparing for a celebrity race in Long Beach, Tito Ortiz was involved in another vehicular misadventure this weekend. The UFC light-heavyweight contender — man, it’s weird to write that again! — was involved in a three-car collision near a Denny’s in Costa Mesa that left his beloved Rolls Royce Phantom with a busted grill.

Nobody was injured, and Ortiz didn’t even seem that pissed off afterwards. But the Huntington Beach Bad Boy later confirmed that he cried a little, since the Rolls was his favorite car and repairs won’t be covered by insurance.

And so, Tito Ortiz narrowly dodges the UFC 133 curse, which makes us wonder: Is this like a Final Destination kind of thing where Tito now has to injure somebody on the UFC 133 card himself since he escaped a violent fate that was clearly intended for him?

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XENOPHON- July 28, 2011 at 12:36 pm
It should be "weird to write - light heavyweight contender." Besides having a following and selling tickets, Bortiz is merely a plug.
Tito did defeat Bader, but in my opinion long ago Tito shot his wad playing patty-cakes too many times with Shamrock to be taken serious. Come on he lives at the beach and can't even stand-up on a surfboard. Talk about poser. He needs to lose the fem-looking Phantom. I will pitch in $1,000 bucks to purchase a Tito a Pinto.
At 36 years old, he is only 2 years older than Fedor (31-3). Let's not forget we get juked $50 bones per pay to watch Tito with his dismal 16-8-1 record.
Someone please explain how the fuck Tito Ortiz is already in-line for a UFC championship slot (provided he makes it past Evans)?
kankanss- July 27, 2011 at 5:01 am
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noizy- July 26, 2011 at 1:38 pm
So, did he decide not to insure it, or is he uninsurable?
intercept440- July 26, 2011 at 9:44 am
when you have a head thats so big you have to steer the damn car with your teeth, this thing was bound to happen sooner or later
Goog- July 26, 2011 at 9:41 am
Ironic that the guy "spearheading the years-long effort for all fighters to be insured".... isnt covered.
RwilsonR- July 26, 2011 at 9:13 am
Of course Tito wasn't upset. This was the most minor wreck in his life for the last few years
Todd M- July 26, 2011 at 8:34 am
@Hard Knock Life, Even with a busted grill it's a fuckin Rolls Royce, Jenna's a souped up Miata at best
mDino- July 26, 2011 at 8:21 am
Lol @ all these comments
HardKnockLife- July 26, 2011 at 8:18 am
If you squint it kinda looks like Jenna's snatch...
Fried Taco- July 26, 2011 at 8:13 am
Hey, I just realized what happened to myklhoey, he got a new job writing Captcha words!
Fried Taco- July 26, 2011 at 8:12 am
Damn, everyone racing to get the good parking spot at Denny's, and look what happens.
Todd M- July 26, 2011 at 8:07 am
Tito wasn't pissed off afterwards because the other driver actually recognised him
Machiavelli- July 26, 2011 at 8:03 am
Tito's 'pay cut' my ass
omunto- July 26, 2011 at 7:49 am
haahaha +10 @Dubbayoo
Dubbayoo- July 26, 2011 at 7:32 am
I think it's pronounced "Holles Hoyce"
Viva Hate- July 26, 2011 at 7:18 am
Luckily it is impossible for Tito to fly through the windshield without his head getting stuck.
savageMMA- July 26, 2011 at 7:02 am
I don't know who to feel more sorry for the car or Tito.... O wait I do.... The car.....
ReX13- July 26, 2011 at 6:23 am
props on the "busted grill" link
hybrid.fighter- July 26, 2011 at 6:14 am
I swear he has elephantitis of the head...