(Yet another sign of CagePotato.com’s cultural prevalence: Our name is now being used as a pun to snap on Keith Jardine‘s busted-ass face. Image courtesy of the Boston Phoenix.)
This may sound a little far-fetched, but apparently the Boston Phoenix claims there are 81 men in the world who are even uglier than Keith Jardine. It makes a little more sense when you see that the BF‘s new "100 Unsexiest Men of the Year" list includes guys who are more known for being ugly on the inside, like Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe (#73), reality-show retard Ray J (#57), late-night unfunnyman Jimmy Fallon (#22, and referred to by the Phoenix as "Conan O’Bortion"), and superswindler Bernie Madoff (#3). But yeah, the Dean of Mean is up in the mix, sandwiched between fellow crooked-faced athlete Rod Brind’amour and the blind, bumbling Governor of New York.
Now, we’re all for insulting people for the entertainment of others, but talk about soccer-kicking a man when he’s down. It hasn’t even been a month since Jardine dropped a decision to Quinton Jackson at UFC 96, pretty much ensuring that he won’t be in the UFC light-heavyweight title hunt again until the Palin/Jindal administration. And now we’re basically telling Keith that his face makes children hide behind their mothers. I guess all publicity is good publicity, but certainly they could have found an ugly fighter who actually deserves ridicule, like this guy, or this guy, or this guy.
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Comments
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:09
And the award for no.1 ugliest guy goes to............ Amanda Buckner!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:13
lol at this guy #3
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:14
If The Tree Man isn't on that list, it's entirely invalid.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:16
AHAHAHA guy #3 is the best LOL
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:20
HA! Cyborg is a beast of a man-women... thing.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:32
Jardine should to change his nickname to either The Goblin or Father Time
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:35
Dude, that teen idol picture of Hong Man Choi is creepy as hell!
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:35
hilarious on the cyborg pic. cp rocks!
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:39
lol@ that guy yeah, he kinda looks like he lives under a bridge, right? shitty thing is, ive been told i look like him with my shorn noggin and oft-unkept goatee... on second thought, fuck that guy.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 12:59
I truly burst out laughing at the third this guy. My dog jumped. When it comes to fighters though, it would be easier to list the 3 or 4 that aren't ugly.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 01:02
also gina carano the 73rd hottest woman? thats fucking bogus! she's decent for a fighter but thats it. if she was just some random chick walking down the street no one would give a shit.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 01:13
Enough of that crap already. All these Gina/Logan/ soandso isn't that hot guys need to link some pics of their ladies so we can all see their exacting standards. But will it happen? No. No it will not.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 01:20
Gina no Carmen Electra for sure, but she is ok. That's for sure.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 01:21
Forget Christiane 'Cyborg'! Her husband, Evangelista 'Cyborg', has always been one of the ugliest in MMA. I mean Wanderlei Silva is really ugly, but Evangelista 'Cyborg' Santos looks like a cross between Wandy and Edward James Olmos... but with more pock-marks.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 01:45
He may be on the ugly list, but I bet he gets more ass than the dude that wrote that list.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 02:11
Keith Jardine looks like Geddy Lee fucked Sigourney Weaver circa Alien3.
Fri, 03/27/09 - 02:16
Carano is not the 73rd hottest girl in my small town. Agree with the guy above... she's cute for a fighter, no more. Is she supposed to be hot because she fights?
Fri, 03/27/09 - 02:16
I'm pretty sure there are uglier people in MMA than Keith Jardine. Maybe it's cause he's in Crank 2? I think Dan Henderson is much worse looking. Not that I judge guy's looks or anything...
Fri, 03/27/09 - 02:20
Gay! The list I'm sure is the brilliant idea of some homo. CP putting on a beauty contest post on dudes. LOL
Fri, 03/27/09 - 02:21
How much time did the Bens look at the list and say "oh, he is ugly. Wow, but he is way uglier". Is this CP taking the first step on the plank?
Fri, 03/27/09 - 07:58
Where's Wanderlei Silva? The guy makes Janine look like a Playmate!
Sat, 03/28/09 - 09:31
Every time I see that picture of Chris Santos I think, "yeah, I'd still rather fuck Jardine".
Sat, 03/28/09 - 11:18
LOL Commenters are actually fighting over who is prettier or uglier guy!!! Bunch of limp dicks you all are
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