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FML Alert: ‘Dean of Mean’ Is the 82nd-Ugliest Man in the World

(Yet another sign of’s cultural prevalence: Our name is now being used as a pun to snap on Keith Jardine‘s busted-ass face. Image courtesy of the Boston Phoenix.)

This may sound a little far-fetched, but apparently the Boston Phoenix claims there are 81 men in the world who are even uglier than Keith Jardine. It makes a little more sense when you see that the BF‘s new "100 Unsexiest Men of the Year" list includes guys who are more known for being ugly on the inside, like Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe (#73), reality-show retard Ray J (#57), late-night unfunnyman Jimmy Fallon (#22, and referred to by the Phoenix as "Conan O’Bortion"), and superswindler Bernie Madoff (#3). But yeah, the Dean of Mean is up in the mix, sandwiched between fellow crooked-faced athlete Rod Brind’amour and the blind, bumbling Governor of New York.

Now, we’re all for insulting people for the entertainment of others, but talk about soccer-kicking a man when he’s down. It hasn’t even been a month since Jardine dropped a decision to Quinton Jackson at UFC 96, pretty much ensuring that he won’t be in the UFC light-heavyweight title hunt again until the Palin/Jindal administration. And now we’re basically telling Keith that his face makes children hide behind their mothers. I guess all publicity is good publicity, but certainly they could have found an ugly fighter who actually deserves ridicule, like this guy, or this guy, or this guy.

Gina Carano is the 73rd Hottest Woman in the World

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Anonymous- March 28, 2009 at 11:18 am

Commenters are actually fighting over who is prettier or uglier guy!!!

Bunch of limp dicks you all are
Clyde- March 28, 2009 at 9:31 am
Every time I see that picture of Chris Santos I think, "yeah, I'd still rather fuck Jardine".
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Where's Wanderlei Silva? The guy makes Janine look like a Playmate!
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm
How much time did the Bens look at the list and say "oh, he is ugly. Wow, but he is way uglier".

Is this CP taking the first step on the plank?
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm

The list I'm sure is the brilliant idea of some homo. CP putting on a beauty contest post on dudes. LOL
T Rex- March 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I'm pretty sure there are uglier people in MMA than Keith Jardine. Maybe it's cause he's in Crank 2? I think Dan Henderson is much worse looking.

Not that I judge guy's looks or anything...
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Carano is not the 73rd hottest girl in my small town. Agree with the guy above... she's cute for a fighter, no more. Is she supposed to be hot because she fights?
LAS- March 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Keith Jardine looks like Geddy Lee fucked Sigourney Weaver circa Alien3.
rokabee- March 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
He may be on the ugly list, but I bet he gets more ass than the dude that wrote that list.
Imbecile- March 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Forget Christiane 'Cyborg'! Her husband, Evangelista 'Cyborg', has always been one of the ugliest in MMA. I mean Wanderlei Silva is really ugly, but Evangelista 'Cyborg' Santos looks like a cross between Wandy and Edward James Olmos... but with more pock-marks.
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Gina no Carmen Electra for sure, but she is ok. That's for sure.
Bootylam!- March 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Enough of that crap already. All these Gina/Logan/ soandso isn't that hot guys need to link some pics of their ladies so we can all see their exacting standards. But will it happen? No. No it will not.
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 1:02 pm
also gina carano the 73rd hottest woman? thats fucking bogus! she's decent for a fighter but thats it. if she was just some random chick walking down the street no one would give a shit.
Bootylam!- March 27, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I truly burst out laughing at the third this guy. My dog jumped. When it comes to fighters though, it would be easier to list the 3 or 4 that aren't ugly.
slapjaw ackrite- March 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm
lol@ that guy

yeah, he kinda looks like he lives under a bridge, right? shitty thing is, ive been told i look like him with my shorn noggin and oft-unkept goatee...

on second thought, fuck that guy.
fftankr- March 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm
hilarious on the cyborg pic. cp rocks!
NateGetsIrate- March 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Dude, that teen idol picture of Hong Man Choi is creepy as hell!
that guy- March 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Jardine should to change his nickname to either The Goblin or Father Time
mayhem420- March 27, 2009 at 12:20 pm
HA! Cyborg is a beast of a man-women... thing.
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
AHAHAHA guy #3 is the best LOL
El Famous Burrito- March 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm
If The Tree Man isn't on that list, it's entirely invalid.
slapjaw ackrite- March 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm
lol at this guy #3
Gav Morris- March 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
And the award for no.1 ugliest guy goes to............

Amanda Buckner!!!!!!!!!!!